Vulpine
Master Don Juan
I have a scale that's quite easy to understand.
My wing and I happened to discuss this a bar a long time ago - a funny convo to be sure. We came up with the time of day scale, sort of like "Would you give her the time of day?" Yes, yes we would, and do. Here's how:
The theory of this scale is based on the time of day and has 3 factors to consider:
1. Is it pleasant to look at the woman? When?
2. Would you mind if someone saw you with the woman?
3. Would you fux her? When?
The possible ratings are:
1. No time
As in, "She's 'no time'." Super ugly or fat, you couldn't possibly get drunk enough to screw her, you'd be embarrassed as hell if anyone saw you with her. You don't want any part of her - never would get with her: no how, no way, no time. Covers 1-3 of the traditional spectrum. Definite red light.
2. Bar time
"She's 'bar time'." Pretty low on the scale, but there is a chance that you'd get drunk and nail her... if it was "last call". She's only hot at "Bar time" (implies also night time, or, only hot in the dark). These women aren't exactly good looking, but aren't exactly ugly either. You wouldn't want to be seen with her, and wouldn't want anything but a ONS - you'd freak out in the morning. Covers the 4's and 5's of the traditional spectrum. Yellow light - caution!
3. Daytime
"She's 'daytime'" Green light for approach. Average do-able hotties. She's good looking with the lights on (or during the day), you wouldn't mind being seen with her, and you'd definitely screw her, even during the day. Approximately 6-8 of the traditional spectrum.
4. Anytime
"Oh wow... she's 'anytime'." Smokin' hotties. These chicks are hot all day long: sitting on the toilet, picking their nose, farting and scratching, covered in mud, talking with their mouth full... anytime - hot. You'd be willing do her in public. Anything above a flat 8 on the traditional scale.
This is a simple, effective, and handy scale for snap decisions on the battlefield, not to mention funny.
Examples of usage:
"Anytime! I'd bet she'd still be hot bald!"
"No time. She'd need a face transplant to even be 'bar time'!"
"She's bar time. Just close your eyes and she'd be hot!"
My wing and I happened to discuss this a bar a long time ago - a funny convo to be sure. We came up with the time of day scale, sort of like "Would you give her the time of day?" Yes, yes we would, and do. Here's how:
The theory of this scale is based on the time of day and has 3 factors to consider:
1. Is it pleasant to look at the woman? When?
2. Would you mind if someone saw you with the woman?
3. Would you fux her? When?
The possible ratings are:
1. No time
As in, "She's 'no time'." Super ugly or fat, you couldn't possibly get drunk enough to screw her, you'd be embarrassed as hell if anyone saw you with her. You don't want any part of her - never would get with her: no how, no way, no time. Covers 1-3 of the traditional spectrum. Definite red light.
2. Bar time
"She's 'bar time'." Pretty low on the scale, but there is a chance that you'd get drunk and nail her... if it was "last call". She's only hot at "Bar time" (implies also night time, or, only hot in the dark). These women aren't exactly good looking, but aren't exactly ugly either. You wouldn't want to be seen with her, and wouldn't want anything but a ONS - you'd freak out in the morning. Covers the 4's and 5's of the traditional spectrum. Yellow light - caution!
3. Daytime
"She's 'daytime'" Green light for approach. Average do-able hotties. She's good looking with the lights on (or during the day), you wouldn't mind being seen with her, and you'd definitely screw her, even during the day. Approximately 6-8 of the traditional spectrum.
4. Anytime
"Oh wow... she's 'anytime'." Smokin' hotties. These chicks are hot all day long: sitting on the toilet, picking their nose, farting and scratching, covered in mud, talking with their mouth full... anytime - hot. You'd be willing do her in public. Anything above a flat 8 on the traditional scale.
This is a simple, effective, and handy scale for snap decisions on the battlefield, not to mention funny.
Examples of usage:
"Anytime! I'd bet she'd still be hot bald!"
"No time. She'd need a face transplant to even be 'bar time'!"
"She's bar time. Just close your eyes and she'd be hot!"
