You r all wankers + the only shag u get is wiv ur hand!

[DrBeard]

I hav held back long enuff and Ive had enuff of this bullshiat + Im gonna speak my mind! . u all think u are better than me + giv me shiat about being a pigeon + laugh at me but its cus u have no life and taking the pis out of me makes u feel like a big man but u r really sad tossers who jerk off over porn and make up stories about hoes!

I look at ur pics + lots of u guys who diss me are nerds and dont even look as good as me + I wud kick yo azz if u came near me in reale life + knock out your teeth!

I come to this forum to get some balls to get women but none of u have balls cus u just talk shiat about other people on net forums and pretend to be hot!

I am a loose canon and I say what I want when I want and the mods will try to censor me like they do everywhere I go cus they cant handle me! They are puzzies who cry when someone insults them cus they cant take the truth!

U aint all bad but the rest of u can fock off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ego]

It's sad, but true.

Word up.

 

[I'm Joe Dirt]

If only you were that "brave" in the real world you wouldn't be asking a "bunch of nerds" and guys who "make upstories about hoes" for advice.

By coming here and posting about your problems you are already admitting that we have the knowledge or skills you want, otherwise we wouldn't be able to help you with your problem and you wouldn't have posted anything to begin with.

Think about that.

And that goes for everyone. If you really thought that about the people here you wouldn't be here. What does it say about you?

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

hahahahahahahaha wow....

=You say we should grow some balls? But it's you who gets all upset when a bunch of complete strangers on an internet forum give you sh!t? What should you care?

I've got a hunch that your behaviour on here, as it is with most people, when you shine a certain light on them, is a direct reflection of who you are in RL.

You obviously aren't learning anything here, so you may as well take your mouse and click someplace else.

The real DJ's on here are the ones who post regularly and give really sound advice. You know who these guys are, because you read their posts everyday. Some of the guys on here are new and are working on it... they'll get it.

I'm having a hard time thinking you're gonna put any of this info to practical use...... you obviously haven't started yet.


Go get 'em tiger

 

[G-Man UK]

Sorry I can't post anything more productive because I think you are a lost cause.........

CAW CAW

oh and in the words of Jim Carey



LAAA HUUUUUUUUUUU SERRRRRRR!!!



G-man

 

[Holland]

Wooow man, creating this thread is really going to help you to grow some balls to get women. Way to go. Dude great work, you may be proud of yourself.

:crackup:

Isn't it hilarious how these guys on these boards get so extremely frustrated over something and post a thread like this. Just because of a internet forum.
If you already gonna care if some random nerd on a INTERNET FORUM makes up some story, how much are you going to able to handle in the real world, dude?

Just lighten up, ignore the BS story's of the nerds. You don't need em.
Just remember to see the difference between the BS and the Good points/advice

Peace

 

[cave dweller]

dude.........

Dr. Beard........

Hey,

You crack me up.

Tonight while you are playing 'choke the chicken' (with yourself) my fvck buddy will slip over for a little 'back massage'.

Wake up dude..........

cave dweller

 

[Q-Pid]

Haha it's the pidgeon guy!

 

[Porky]

I really really really like your signature.

 

[undesputable]

Originally posted by DrBeard
I hav held back long enuff and Ive had enuff of this bullshiat + Im gonna speak my mind! . u all think u are better than me + giv me shiat about being a pigeon + laugh at me but its cus u have no life and taking the pis out of me makes u feel like a big man but u r really sad tossers who jerk off over porn and make up stories about hoes!

dont think more than you really are....Ive seen your other posts but i really dont care about you.... youre not even someone thats worth acknowledging....so dont worry about coming on here and telling us that were wankers or whatever because, simply, nobody cares...well except the ones that are really wankers and the ones that the only action they get is with their hand... but who cares about? and who cares what you say in the first place?

 

[TedJustAdmitIt]

Doesn't anybody recognise a troll when they see one

 

[green69]

Re: Re: You r all wankers + the only shag u get is wiv ur hand!

Originally posted by undesputable
...nobody cares...well except the ones that are really wankers and the ones that the only action they get is with their hand... but who cares about? and who cares what you say in the first place?

The only action I get is with my hand, and I don't care what he says even.

 

[Vandermast]

You are right about KBJ's and board nerds Dr. Beard. Maybe you sincerely do want REAL INSIGHT and when the feedback you get is nothing but a bunch of birdseeds it pisses you off. The only way is to get out there into what this board seems to calls "The Field" and the post your sticking points and some questions then the real deal 'DJs' will respond. Go for it!

 

[quest]

Originally posted by DrBeard
I hav held back long enuff and Ive had enuff of this bullshiat + Im gonna speak my mind! . u all think u are better than me + giv me shiat about being a pigeon + laugh at me but its cus u have no life and taking the pis out of me makes u feel like a big man but u r really sad tossers who jerk off over porn and make up stories about hoes!

I look at ur pics + lots of u guys who diss me are nerds and dont even look as good as me + I wud kick yo azz if u came near me in reale life + knock out your teeth!

I come to this forum to get some balls to get women but none of u have balls cus u just talk shiat about other people on net forums and pretend to be hot!

I am a loose canon and I say what I want when I want and the mods will try to censor me like they do everywhere I go cus they cant handle me! They are puzzies who cry when someone insults them cus they cant take the truth!

U aint all bad but the rest of u can fock off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i liked the pic you did.

you should put that pic + your un-digital pick on hotornot and see who does better.

poor guy. i do feel sorry for ya.

 

[jprjrjr]

Re: Re: You r all wankers + the only shag u get is wiv ur hand!

Originally posted by quest
i liked the pic you did.

you should put that pic + your un-digital pick on hotornot and see who does better.

poor guy. i do feel sorry for ya.

I think a lot of you guys should back your shyt up with a picture. It's amazing how you bash some dude about his demeanor, and pictures, yet most of you don't have the balls to show who you are.

When I mention this, I get the old "why are you interested in our pic, are you gay?"....It's just a cover up from fags who know they'd be less credible if they showed their pictures.

It's easy to sit anonymously and dole out advice on a board. The few of us who've had the balls to show who we are should take comfort in the fact that at least we don't hide behind our computer screens.

 

[spider_007]

FVCK OFF ALL OF YOU, DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT YOUR DOING.

A while back all of you ware stupid nerds who got their heads flushed, at every break time and every lunch time at school. You ware the outcasts of the social circles. You couldn't get laid eather. THAT'S WHY YOUR ON THIS FREAKING FORUM Istead of incureging the guy to succede, and develop that "super confidence" your putting the man down and telling him he looks like a pigin. He is our brother in the game. We are here to help each other not put each other down. I wonder what lame ass threads your gona make in the next few months.!!!!!eg: how do I make my g/f suck my d1ck.

STUPID CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!

ps: if you read that link to the picture you would notice that it is a link to "gods gift to woman" picture

 

[Black_Italian]

I LOVE THIS GUY

Whenever you make a post you make me laugh.

DONT BAN DR BEARD

Moderators dont touch him or you will feel the rath of the NINJA

Ninja Out

 

[Unregistered]

You shouldn't be upset about being compared to a pigeon. Pigeons rule. Here's some scientific facts about your kind:

The ability to hear sounds 11 octaves below middle C allow the pigeons to detect earthquakes and electrical storms.

Pigeons are the only bird in the world that do not have to lift their head to swallow water.

Advanced studies at the University of Montana conclude: “Pound for pound, columba livia (the pigeon) is one of the smartest, most physically adept creatures in the animal kingdom.”

A full grown pigeon has about 10,000 feathers.

A pigeon is about 13 inches from beak to tail.

They can and are ready to breed at the age of 5 to 6 months.

Both parents feed their young milk.

I can't do any of that ****. I don't think anyone else here can do any that ****. Guess what? You can do that ****. So don't let these tarantulas pull you down into the muck. Soar, soar!! High above them!!

 

[Climax]

Originally posted by Unregistered
You shouldn't be upset about being compared to a pigeon. Pigeons rule. Here's some scientific facts about your kind:

The ability to hear sounds 11 octaves below middle C allow the pigeons to detect earthquakes and electrical storms.

Pigeons are the only bird in the world that do not have to lift their head to swallow water.

Advanced studies at the University of Montana conclude: “Pound for pound, columba livia (the pigeon) is one of the smartest, most physically adept creatures in the animal kingdom.”

A full grown pigeon has about 10,000 feathers.

A pigeon is about 13 inches from beak to tail.

They can and are ready to breed at the age of 5 to 6 months.

Both parents feed their young milk.

I can't do any of that ****. I don't think anyone else here can do any that ****. Guess what? You can do that ****. So don't let these tarantulas pull you down into the muck. Soar, soar!! High above them!!

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Anways.... Dr Beard man.... chil out, this is an internet forum, not your whole life, ease it up will ya?

And as for being scared to post a pic, I HAVE done so in several threads on thsi forum, but here is http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BSNYBYR&key=SKV]my pic[/URL] again.


Laterz... CAAAAAAAAAAAW CAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!:crackup:

soz dude... i couldnt help it

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by spider_007
FVCK OFF ALL OF YOU, DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT YOUR DOING.

A while back all of you ware stupid nerds who got their heads flushed, at every break time and every lunch time at school. You ware the outcasts of the social circles. You couldn't get laid eather.

Um i'm not even sure how i ended up here (random link clicking?) a few years ago (never posted though), but i sure got laid and was never a giant nerd or outcast. I just thought the material was interesting and applied some of it to my everyday life and watched my relationships improve a bit.