You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when..

[Naughty Ninja]

You know you haven't gotten laid in a long time when the last "chick" you've been blown by is a hurricane named Sandy.

 

[Samwild]

Yeah but, I'm still counting it. We hung out for an hour or so and she couldn't keep her hands off me. They were a bit cold though. Good news is I waited for a parting of ways and got to jump in her pool over and over again. It was hot. Full night lay report in coming, stay tuned.

YMMV
Live long an prosper :box:

 

[ARrocket]

Yeah but she was so wet and squirted everywhere

 

[Iceberg]

I've f**ked a hurricane before.

There's no punchline. I'm just stating a fact.

 

[BeDJ]

Me too, and made it hurricame

 

[drewsg]

The condoms in your drawer are expired

 

[yyyy1313]

You start thinking about banging the 3 that has been dropping obvious signs that she will do you.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

You start fapping to other SS posters field reports..

 

[Leopold]

Ok here's the new pickup line:

Leo: Hey baby! Is your name Sandy?

Hb8: No? why?

Leo: Oh, because I was gonna' rock you like a hurricane! XD

 

[Purefilth]

You know you haven't got laid in a while when you're the subject of 'wetter than a wankers towel'

 

[JohnChops]

You know you haven't gotten laid in a while when your laptop keys no longer function.

 

[Fatal Jay]

The condoms in your drawer are expired

Even when they expire I still use them.

 

[Purefilth]

when a fat chick seems appealing

 

[Three]

Even when they expire I still use them.

You know you haven't gotten laid in a while when you have to ask Fatal Jay:

So, how long past the expiration date are they really good for?

 

[D.J. King Allister]

Everyone heard us f**king.

 

[SamTheHobit]

You start fapping to other SS posters field reports..

Hahaha xD