You know she has issues when . . . (fill in the blank)

[In Motion]

When she bleeds for seven fvcking days without dying.

Every single fvckin month.

 

[nismo-4]

"Did you date Iqqi?"

FATALITY!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

ANIMALITY!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

BRUTALITY!!!:crackup: :crackup:

THIS SH*T IS GOLD!!! :crackup: :crackup:

Otherwise, here are some answers!

1. She thinks she's the queen of the universe and expects to be worshipped as such.

2. She has someone else's kids and wants you as the daddy.

3. When you reject her and she keeps chasing you and won't stop until you put out.

4. She find a way to complain about everything.

5. She tries to play you like a Nintendo Wii.

6. She keeps lying.

7. You get unwanted messages from her on myspace/ facebook all the time. (e-stalker)

8. She tries to control you like a video game character.

 

[DJDamage]

Did you date Iqqi?

haha nope, but Iv'e known many women and from a personal experience I think they are all crazy with some type of issues (I think if you can't find any issues with your woman then you don't really know her). Having high estrogen levels and a vagina together while creating an egg every 28 days, got to fvck up your head a bit, albeit some issues are more extreme then others and maybe extreme enough that you shouldn't be dating her.

I almost expected some female member to swoop down on this thread and start her own topic: "You know he has issues when...."

1. He is a member of sosuave.....

 

[Mistic]

When she wont drive down a back road if you dont have your seatbelt on. Refuses to drive on, and finally turns around to take you and leave you back at the party, because it's her rental car.

 

[shinko]

Just a few.....

She wants you to meet her family far too quickly.

She has sex with her sisters boyfriend, because she wants to make YOU jealous.

She spends all of her time in a chat room sending randoms dirty pictures..

She has a kid and STILL goes out raving every week.

Any joking around ends up in her taking it really really personally.

She thinks life is like a disney film

One date leads to 1001 txt's and voice mails.

Threatens your house mate with a gun.....

Finally.... she doesnt actually have a shoe/bag/dress collection. (If she doesnt im doubting she's actually a girl...)

 

[Master Bates]

She has high amounts of estrogen - the very hormone that makes her wonderfull also makes her terrible..

uhh yeah, I'll just do a blood test...

 

[Mistic]

uhh yeah, I'll just do a blood test...

he was right MB

 

[decadentdestruction]

she didnt grow up with a father in her life...

she gets kicked out and tries to get back in , by promising things

she has a 1 year old girl, and the lil girl starts calling you daddy instead of robert.

she calls your friends, to win her ex back

hacks your email, myspace to check up on you

she asks whats your myspace passoword

she refuses to have sex, but gives you hand jobs at the movies

she talks about her future wedding

she cries, and tries to use you as an emo tampon

 

[LoneRanger]

1) Brags that everyone she knows has a felony record.

2) Is a single mom barmaid in a small town who is known to frequently pull her huge boobs out of her bra and bounce them around to the juke all the while her three kids are at home, 20 feet away, in the apartment building next door.

True story. I avoided her like the plague.

3) has to be drunk/stoned 3 or 4 days out of the week. (same woman as #2)

 

[Yahooey]

asks you after every phone call, "who was that?"

 

[logicallefty]

....she won't even cook you a frozen pizza or make you a sandwich and says she doesn't cook because her mother never taught her how....