You know she has issues when . . . (fill in the blank)

[Mistic]

This is a lighthearted thread that may also be insightful.

1. When she has no children, but refers to her pets as "The Kids."

Unless you want children, don't practice the rhythmic method with this hopeful incubator.

 

[Warrior74]

1. she tells you upfront about her history of her father's sexual abuse, but then says she's really close with her Dad.
2. she has 3 cats.
3. she changes her hair style every week
4. her last boyfriend was an ex con and the only reason she broke up with him is because he's back in prison.
5. she likes anal on the first date


these are all from my real life experiences....(different girls though).

 

[SunnyD]

1. she tells you upfront about her history of her father's sexual abuse, but then says she's really close with her Dad.
2. she has 3 cats.
3. she changes her hair style every week
4. her last boyfriend was an ex con and the only reason she broke up with him is because he's back in prison.
5. she likes anal on the first date


these are all from my real life experiences....(different girls though).

Changes her hairstyle..?? What the heck does that have to do with "having issues??" Unless you mean changing her identity because she's running from the law.....

 

[Warrior74]

Changes her hairstyle..?? What the heck does that have to do with "having issues??" Unless you mean changing her identity because she's running from the law.....

How about, maybe I know what I'm talking about and you don't. Do you change yours every week? It's a product of an indecisive mind, people who can't make decisions and stick to them. Always wishing to be someone else instead of who they are and constantly unable to focus. Again. A personal example from someone I know personally. If you take offense maybe your the same sort of person.

 

[SunnyD]

How about, maybe I know what I'm talking about and you don't. Do you change yours every week? It's a product of an indecisive mind, people who can't make decisions and stick to them. Always wishing to be someone else instead of who they are and constantly unable to focus. Again. A personal example from someone I know personally. If you take offense maybe your the same sort of person.

Are you kidding me?? Girls naturally, who have long hair...wear it different all the time. Gets kind of boring wearing it down all the time. Changing it up has NOTHING to do with having issues...its like changing your earrings for godsake. I think I know a hell lot more than you do.

 

[Warrior74]

baka. again. like I said. someone I know personally.. my personal experience. I don't think you were there. this girl didn't have long hair btw. I think you are just taking offense because of your gender and personal issues.

 

[Jumpman23]

when her ex hits her, yet she still wants to remain friends with him.

 

[DonGorgon]

She has high amounts of estrogen - the very hormone that makes her wonderfull also makes her terrible..

 

[DJDamage]

1. When all her friends are guys.

2. When she does hard drugs or even smokes alot.

3. When she gets drunk alot and doesn't remember much the following morning.

4. When she sees a therapist or on some sort of medication.

5. When she is overweight or too skinny.

6. When she has outbursts of anger or she cries alot. Actually any emotion that she shows too much of then she got issues (I once knew a girl that smiled and laughed on everything I said, that was the creepiest thing ever).

7. When she lies alot.

8. When she doesn't want to fvck you at all or she wants to fvck all the time (the latter is not really an issue for the guy but it could be if you aren't around then she might be looking for d1ck somewhere else).

9. When she complains and nags all the time.

10. When she wants to be in the centre of attention all the time.

11. When she wants to have the last word all the time.

 

[Mistic]

5. she likes anal on the first date

:crackup:

 

[Magma]

1. When all her friends are guys.

2. When she does hard drugs or even smokes alot.

3. When she gets drunk alot and doesn't remember much the following morning.

4. When she sees a therapist or on some sort of medication.

5. When she is overweight or too skinny.

6. When she has outbursts of anger or she cries alot. Actually any emotion that she shows too much of then she got issues (I once knew a girl that smiled and laughed on everything I said, that was the creepiest thing ever).

7. When she lies alot.

8. When she doesn't want to fvck you at all or she wants to fvck all the time (the latter is not really an issue for the guy but it could be if you aren't around then she might be looking for d1ck somewhere else).

9. When she complains and nags all the time.

10. When she wants to be in the centre of attention all the time.

11. When she wants to have the last word all the time.

Did you date Iqqi?

 

[Mavrick]

How about, maybe I know what I'm talking about and you don't. Do you change yours every week? It's a product of an indecisive mind, people who can't make decisions and stick to them. Always wishing to be someone else instead of who they are and constantly unable to focus. Again. A personal example from someone I know personally. If you take offense maybe your the same sort of person.

I know a woman that is exactly as you have described, and she's now my ex-wife. She's so indecisive.

 

[Rebound Material]

When she bleeds out of her vagina once a month and takes everything out on you.

YOU: Hey (NAME)!
HER: WHAT DO WANT?!
YOU: I was just saying hi...
HER: Well FCUK YOU! Can't you see my pvssy is bleeding right now?!
YOU: How was I supposed to see that?
HER: JUST...JUST...FCUK YOU!

 

[KontrollerX]

"Did you date Iqqi?"

FATALITY!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Rebound Material]

Did you date Iqqi?

HADUKEN!!!!:box:

 

[ProDJ26]

Everything DJDamage said along with,

1) She has a kid or kids by a different man yet wants you for the daddy

2) She 1st mentions how she hates her ex's only to bring them up in EVERY conversation.

3) She speaks in third person ALL THE TIME

4) She contiues to emoitional mood swings (aside from that ime of the month)

Hell with it lol ALL

 

[ProDJ26]

Or at least the ones I've been with lmao

 

[comic_relief]

1.) Doesn't keep a clean room or likes cleanliness (Deal breaker for me gentlemen and I ain't talking about a little messy but I'm talking dead rat in the corner of the room dirty)

2.) Clingy (before a certain point it is alright, but past that point I'm running for the friggen hills)

3.) Tries to control everybody

4.) Very High Achiever of grades (can I say no social skills?)

5.) Parents tried to buy love instead of give it naturally

That list is all deal breakers for me

comic_relief

 

[playa99]

1. launches vases at your head
2. punches you in the face
3. threatens to commit suicide if you end it

all of these happened to not me but my dad with his physco ex fiance

oh i forgot
4. throws mirrors at you

 

[comic_relief]

1. launches vases at your head
2. punches you in the face
3. threatens to commit suicide if you end it

all of these happened to not me but my dad with his physco ex fiance

oh i forgot
4. throws mirrors at you

yep,

6.) Chases you with fire (damn I was dumb)

comic_relief