You guys are all MORONS!!!

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Originally posted by Starman
"Now get ya ass back on ya raft and paddle back home!"

you are so gawd damn st00pid its not even funny

considering he is arabic..there are no ocEANS NEAr the US that connect back to the middle east

I think you used a mexican insult for an arab

in which I say, if you are in the running for the special olympics intelligence contest..stay away from Geography

Uhhh no! Remember they are trying to look like Mexicans...now
connect the dot's...they want to be like mexicans...ok now I think even you dim intelligence can follow...

Plus mexican's aren't known for rafts...cubans and hatians are if you really want to get technical.


You keep coming back to this thread...why? your used up and played out...why keep coming back here to get insulted and made to look stooopid???

Dam how many times do I have to slap ya upside the head starqueer/aka mo-bombs/ aka drive-by???

Maybe you should get back on the boat and go back home too! learn the rules of MY country fool or get out!

Also feb. Club Excalibur! Be there! I won't beat you up don't worry. I'm too old for that kinda shyt. I will show you up though..


Lastly it's kinda funny how one of ya own will not even recognize you =Mvplaya. How does it feel to be a half breed geek and a public and racial embarrassment to both the russians and the persians?? with that big assed nose...get a nose job son then sniff your way back up in here
 
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lmao mvplaya get off your kneesssssss and whipe your mouthhh mannnnnnnn.
O and by the way i aint never seen your picture with any *****es........ Plus anyyyyone can ****en bag 30+ year olds....
cause they kinda goin through what your goin through

MID-LIFE CRISIS! (CAN I GET A HELLL YEAAAAA)

LOL yo i think we should leave grandpa alone, he needs some rest, hes feeenin for this thread to be done with so that he wont take anymore abuse. But its aight, i'll be the ADULT in this case and i'll stop..... CAUSE LORD KNOWS YOUR WORDS ARE WEAPONS (some one could go blind from all of them words.....)

yo Playa dont u see that noone wants you here? maybe you and your persian d!ck suckin lover should go some where else.

GO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE YOUR AGEE!
 
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1. I already posted my women from 22-36 years of age. My new one is 28.

2. the mid life crisis joke is played out now. you look redundant...look this word up.

3. you should be the one gettin off ya knees I've heard about you lebonayse dudes...buggerers...here is ya tip for the day it means ass packers..

4. nobody want's my advice huh here is a few comments on my advice:

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lol gotta luv the Player_

hey thanx alot...HEAPS of great info





I love this thread, so on point, so precise.

Think this belongs under tips. But excellent post, plenty of useful info.

Thanks!


Good stuff bro....all your tips are really helpful, DJ Bible essentials that we seem to forget a lot. I just had a not so hot night at the club yesterday, this post reminded me of what I know but sometimes forget: I've succeeded with before and I can do it again.

Reads like the pages out of the Bible on a gangsta tip.

Nice Postizzle!

I love this thread, so on point, so precise. I

Awesome post Player_Supreme! You definitely deserve the name Player_ Supreme, bro



Bravo player, thanks.

that's something I've been saying for a long time. A lot of guys don't seem to realise chicks' standards aren't as high as you think. It's a numbers game really.

strong, ballsy, outspoken.....this is my kinda man.
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NOW WISE MAN WHERE ARE YOUR ACCOLADES??? (let's see if he knows how to spell)

UHH Stupid that means where's your comments from others on what you have to say..

Now this is a place where we learn how to get women....not make explosive devices that will blow up Americans!!! Get it!!

The last words you will ever mutter will be

OHHH SHHEEEEEETTTTT!!! ALLLAH HALP ME----BOOOMMMMMMM!

As your dumb ass blows ya self up trying to make a bomb.
 
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Yo Gayer Supreme

you are enjoying this thread a little too much!

For someone who supposedly has a huge stable of hoes, you sure do spend an awful lot of time defending yourself here.

Are you that insecure that you have to qualify yourself to a bunch of anonymous users on a forum?

Awww I get it now. You are trying to impress us! How cute!

Nothing like an old-timer showin off for a buncha youngstas he never met :rolleyes:

Now prove to me how predictable you are and respond to this, ya silly biatch!

*slaps supreme right upside his ugly dome*
 
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Hey ass licker--

I enjoy this bantering. Even tho the 2 mo-bomb types ruined it for me.

Ohh your not a youngsta ass licka...why are you pretending to be young??? Is that to attract starfags attention??

I know your some old assed 30 something reject.

Remember when you signed up at pimphop???yeah boy!

old assed faggot!

I'm just the only one who told the truth about my age! Unlike starfat who posted those pics on hot or not when he was 18 and queer as folks get and still only got a 6 rating...in his blindness he inverts it to a 9...but we know how much he LIES.
 

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bahhahaah Im flattered that you think my photo's are fake(those pics are all from last summer)

too good to be true eh? well, its called denial..then acceptance bald bull

Im sorry that being attractive isnt part of your game, and you have to spend a great part of your life compensating by building "game" or personality (which you are failing miserably in all realms)

this bantering got old and played out about a week ago..but I give ya a handicap salute for trying to revive an old horse..old horse..that reminds me of someone I know
 
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If that was last summer then what the fawk happened too you???

You look like you've been through nose picking hell bruh...

I didn't say your earlier pics were attractive...you wouldn't understand what attractive is being a troll...

oh how are you doing Mr. sviegle..how is your search for the "ring" of power going? Are you dealing with your split personality disorder ok??? One day you will get "your precious" back...until then back in the troll dungeon with ye..

It's good to see your still surfing this board under an assumed name or as a guest to see what people write about you...I just posted my thread and there you are...

Your predictable spermlickter.

"this bantering got old and played out about a week ago..but I give ya a handicap salute for trying to revive an old horse..old horse..that reminds me of someone I know"


Ohh why do you keep coming back...you 30 something year old fool! Old assed wanna be 18.
 

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player-never mind the haters baby, you gots the goods. ;)

Crotch sniffer-change your underwear.
 
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Oh wow! Now I am REALLY impressed!

GAYFOR SOMECREAM has managed to seduce SH!TTY CLOWN.

Way to go you stud. You managed to woo the most desperate girl on the forum! Have you seen this chicks posts? Dont bother because they all go a little something like this:

Originally posted by Sh!tty Clown
I met this guy and I really want to screw him. God I am so horny and desperate! What should I do?
Some SoSuaver tells her WTF? Are you retarded? Just go for it! Girls dont need Game, they have PVSSY!.

The next day Sh!tty replies to the thread...

Originally posted by Sh!tty Clown
I tried it and he rejected me? What did I do wrong?
SoSuaver helps her dissect her game until he realizes that she is most likely overweight or just plain old physically repulsive.

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Game recognized indeed!

This is actually quite a romantic story. An aging, bald player-wannabe tickles the fancy of some busted Aussie freakshow on an internet forum. Do I smell a screenplay here?

Well, I´ll tell you what. Even if your story never makes the big screen, let me just be the first to say Congratulations! You two losers deserve each other. :p
 

Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.

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lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that was the funniest **** I EVER READ IN MY LIFEEEEEE.
YO GUYS THIS POST IS OFFICIALLY DEADD.

i ****en love crotch sniffer.
thats it post over.
 

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Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
This is actually quite a romantic story. An aging, bald player-wannabe tickles the fancy of some busted Aussie freakshow on an internet forum. Do I smell a screenplay here?

Well, I´ll tell you what. Even if your story never makes the big screen, let me just be the first to say Congratulations! You two losers deserve each other. :p
BWAAAHAHAHAAAAHAA!!

DING DING DING!! we have the winner!

Crotch Sniffer, I was gonna flame shorty myself but you did a splendid job. You are the DissMaster!!! I got to agree with hb, though. this thread is dead as a doornail. So alright everyone, go home now, nothing to see here!
 

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huh? i dont get your sense of humor shorty. maybe its because you never make any sense and just say stupid ****. could this be why you cant get laid?
 

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You know exactly what I mean-
hb,DJ_Dumbphuck, Rotten Crotch=SAME PERSON.

You went a little overboard giving the props out. Very obvious.
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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LOL! nice try shorty! Dont worry I am sure one day you will get laid
 
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Uhh sniff:

your advise is el-lamo... I think this was your highest piece of advice spit:

bugsquish

yo momma sounds like a 2 dollar hoe!


(a wave of 'oooh's washes over the crowd)


And you were slapping yourself on the back for that one!!! OHH HELL NO! And atleast his momma charges more than yours does!


And how's that momma of yours ho'ing doing. Is she worth a dolla yet?


"Oh yeah? Well at least my momma has guys paying her, not the other way around."

Well as far as yo momma being a ho...boy I woulda been ya daddy but the guy behind me had exactly 50 cents, and she couldn't break a five dolla bill


I have but one question left to asks ya:


Who "IS" ya daddy????


Yo momma is so dumb she thought Boys 2 Men was a Daycare center to drop ya ass off at
 
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*Sighs and shakes his head*

I see PlayHerb Supreme has been doing a little homework on me!

I am flattered that you took time from your busy pimpin schedule to cyber-stalk me. :rolleyes:

I am only going to say this once, I DONT SWING LIKE THAT!
Get my drift, fruitcake?

Now take your geritol-swiggin ass back to the sh*thole you crawled out of before ya get played, grandpa!

Oh and to Shorty Brown,

I am disappointed in you. Didnt you read my first post?

I am the undisputed MASTER of everyone on this forum. How could you confuse me for a couple of worthless, ass kissing nobodies?

You obviously dont know how to recognize a true player and this is why the only action you get involves a set of "D" batteries .

Tell you what tho, I feel sorry for ya. Lets meet up, and if you get me drunk enough, I´ll give ya a nice pity fvck!

Just be sure to bring a nice paper bag so I can cover up that neck-vomit you call a face.
 
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Uhh sniff:

stalk??? you mean like you did to Shorty...uhh quit dreamin.

I tole you when you signed up that I don't swing that way in my pimpin.

Here is a joke that you can tell and maybe get a chuckle from since your desperate for jokes:

why did the turtle cross the road.

to get to the shell station.


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why did the peanut get admitted to the hospital

because he was a-salt-ted.

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there try those since they are more ya speed.


sorry gotta go teach a couple of exercise classess then spend time with my main girl...

I don't have time to play with you guys today...

have fun with yourselves in my absense..

tell mo bombs and habeeb...KABOOOM!

from me!
 

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Originally posted by Crotch Sniffer
I am disappointed in you. Didnt you read my first post?

I am the undisputed MASTER of everyone on this forum. How could you confuse me for a couple of worthless, ass kissing nobodies?

You obviously dont know how to recognize a true player and this is why the only action you get involves a set of "D" batteries .

Tell you what tho, I feel sorry for ya. Lets meet up, and if you get me drunk enough, I´ll give ya a nice pity fvck!

Just be sure to bring a nice paper bag so I can cover up that neck-vomit you call a face.
Well aren't we whistling a different tune to the one you were crying out in my hotel room a few weeks back?
Remember?
............"DAYUM!!! Shorty you're phucking awesome! Can we go again? ............oohhh..........Goddamn girl..........."

No wait.................

That wasn't you, that was your boyfriend. Sorry.
Yo momma is so dumb she thought Boys 2 Men was a Daycare center to drop ya ass off at
LMFAO. Brilliant stuff that.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

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