you ever been SLAPPED by a girl?

[white_hype]

how many of you guys have ever been slapped by a girl? whether you just met her or youve known her your whole life, I WANNA HEAR IT

tell us:
who she was
what she did
why you got slapped
what happened afterwards


me-

i was at a foam party and my friend was hitting on this HB8 in a bikini top and short shorts and was all wet looking from the foam, she also had a girl friend hb 6 next to her

of course i am wasted and approach my friend

i dont really remember what i said but after like 20 mins of talking with them (Trying to wing the hb6 to clear the path for my friend) but the HB8 pulls her hand back and slaps me square on the cheek... not my ace cheek... on my dam face

i was shocked more than anything then got pissed

i couldnt believe that sh1t, that was my first and only time to ever be slapped

i turned away from her and she tried to kinda hug me as if she was sorry and i just pushed her off me (not push but shurged her off)

and this random dude comes up to me and is like
"did she just slap you?"

me- "yea"

him- "welcome to the club brother" and he high fived me

him-"what a fawking b1tch"
me-"no sh1t"




that was mine, lets hear yours!

 

[Hendon]

look her fiercely in the eyes and say "i'd have to return that favor on your ass"

 

[Silquee Smoove]

O.k. yes, I've been slapped so here goes:

Name: Katrina Matysik hb5 (before I became a DJ)
Occupation: Daughter of one my bosses, where I used to work as a plate engraver.
Why: I asked her if she had "hairy nipples"

everyone goes "ooohhh!!!!!"

What happened next: I got slapped really hard and then I had to regain my balance for about 30 seconds.

She was one of the girls that would come and make out with the guys when they would get tired and then give them "jobs" of sorts. And her dad didn't know it either, she was a little f*ckin' slut!

Not as long as yours but it's a true story...

 

[Ser_i]

I tried to hit on this girl but she felt to good for me, then a few weeks later I was in a relationship and she was realy angry at me cause I didn't give hre any attention anymore and I was not calling her anymore.

so we finaly meet up on an evening, she was all over me. and when I went in for the ***** she slapped me!
"YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"

I looked at her, and said: Get the **** out of my car, attention *****, you try to seduce me while i'm in a relationship and then are trying to blame me for the things you are doing. if you wanna get ****ed then SAY IT , if not **** OFF.


(5 days later I was riding my punani)

 

[CLOONEY]

haha, yeah, once. I bashed some dikc, then some chick, apparently his girlfriend came and slapped me, I told her she doesnt know who the fukc I am, and that she will pay for what she just did. About an hour later I had her begging at my knees........no joke.

 

[OddTech]

Not really a slap, but close

I just had this not too long ago. I wasn't in my best mood (no alcohol involved in this).

Anyway, the party is almost finished and I was talking to this girl. She had a bf who I have some respect for.

This is how it started.

I said, "hey, aren't you suppose to help clean the dishes, it's a womanly chore."

Then all of a sudden, she took her apron, rolled it up, and clubbed me across the face. My glasses got knocked off and I was dazed for awhile. She was pissed.

Oh well, that was my most ballsy comment to date.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

I was at a club and this girl (Hb8 about) came upto me and tried picking me up and I said No, I'm not interested so she slapped me, started crying and ran out...


Another girl hit me all she could cause someone told her I was a bigtime player when we were fooling around.

 

[BMW]

haha some funny stories. There are guys out there who actually go out there for the goal of getting slapped by someone. I think I'll go out to a club next time and start grabbing some female asses to see how many times I get smacked.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

I was at this girl's house with some other people using her computer. She said if I didn't get off she'd let me have it. I mocked her and said "Ohhhhh I'm so scared, bring it." She b1tch slapped me infront of everyone, made the perfect *SLAP* noise too. It's cool though because I got a kiss out of it

Had another girl slap me across the face because I made fun of her a bit and she was just in a bad mood and was lookin to fight. Again on the side of the face. She also hit me again for a video we did for Sociology.

 

[jbrunner_ipa]

sixth grade....
i'm still not real clear on the reason why but this chic on my bus walks back with a less than pleasant look on her face and slaps me a good one across the face.......that stung for a while.....
never figured out what i did to deserve it

 

[Kodiac]

Yes, but i'm the only one who can't remember it! mmmm...beeer....

& i still don't know why she did it...

 

[DEKKA]

Originally posted by BMW
haha some funny stories. There are guys out there who actually go out there for the goal of getting slapped by someone. I think I'll go out to a club next time and start grabbing some female asses to see how many times I get smacked.

HAHAHA THATS ME!!!!!

omg ive been trying to tell you guys you need to go get slapped a few times before you can honestly say your no "nice-guy"

I've been slapped 4 times in my life (although i deserved it way more times than that i might add)

1. way back in the day i was probably 16 when i was sitting on the couch with a friend of a friend named jess. she was using me as an emotional tampon like most AFCs and whining about how she couldnt get men to committ to her and they always dumped her after they fvcked. i told her that if she'd stop being such a wh0re and respected herself more she wouldnt have to worry about that. SLAP, *******! she later told me she was sorry and i of course told her it was okay and that i was such a jerk blah blah blah

2. i was now 18 and going to a college in missouri. there was a 3 apartment party i went to with some friends and i managed to get reasonably toasted within the first couple hours... i was still a pretty big AFC at this time but the alchohol made me brave enough to grab HBwhocares ass as she walked by and stick out my toungue with a lick gesture. she turned around, walked back to me with a smile on her face, and then slaped me. (i remember thinking how this one didnt hurt much either cuz the alcohol or cuz she didnt hit me hard) needless to say i just smiled at her. later on i had a friend tell me that she actually thought i was pretty cute. ahhhh fvck oh well.

3. about a year ago some rumors got started about this girl i know sleeping with one of my friends while she had a boyfriend which they ended up breaking up over. and she got told that i was the one that started it all. when i went over to her place she was fvcking pissed off and i kind of asked her in a c&f way why she was so pissed and she slapped me. later on i found out that it was actually my brother that had spread the rumors but she never forgave me for what happened and probably still thinks it was me.

4. just last month i got slapped but it was basically on purpose. i went out on the town looking to get rejected 10 times (which took a fvcking long ass time cuz i kept getting numbers instead of getting rejected). eventually i started acting like a total a$$ just to finish out my 10. i decided to stop in at starbucks/bookstore to grab a grande vanilla latte before i continued and perhaps survery some possibilities. on the way out i saw HBwhogivesafvck standing outside the door drinking her coffee or whatever. i approach with a devious smile, say and i quote, "whacha drinkin?".... pause pause pause "wanna fvck?"
SLAAAAPPPPP! and this one fvcking hurt too. i had the red finger marks on my face for hours and a couple of the fingers even turned a little blue/purple.

its so funny that this post got brought up cuz getting slapped and rejected is now my all time favorite pastime. its so hilarious to be a complete a$$hole purposfully looking to get rejected sometimes. i posted a FR on my thread "DJs should to seduciton homework" where i propositioned a woman for sex at the tennis courts just this week and the only thing that saved me from getting slapped was a fence in between the two of us i think.

ah good times

 

[chili kat]

Originally posted by DEKKA
... "whacha drinkin?".... pause pause pause "wanna fvck?" SLAAAAPPPPP! and this one fvcking hurt too. i had the red finger marks on my face for hours and a couple of the fingers even turned a little blue/purple.

funny sh*t!

 

[Yagrash]

Actually, my friends and I (back in high school) used to play a game where we'd walk around the mall attempting to get slapped and see who could get slapped the hardest.

The funny thing was, it was actually pretty hard. When you throw some blatant chauvenistic pickup line at a chick, usually she's either:

A) too stupid to pick up on it... OR
B) not violent enough to actually hit you

Hardest I ever got slapped was on (yeah, I know it's stupid):

Me: Excuse me, could you move to the right a little?
Her: Yeah, sure, but why?
Me: You're standing on my penis!

Hardest I ever saw someone get slapped for was just plain wrong:

Him: Hey, wanna ****? I did your mom last night and she loved it (once again, stupid, but her response made this one possible).
Her: My mom is dead, faggot.
Him: Wanna cry more?

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

 

[BobbDobbs]

I got slapped by some nuns -- who were supposedly female.

 

[B9]

Come on, Master of the Universe.

Tell your story.

 

[chlywly]

Nope never happened, only when I ask them deliberately to do it; I get off from the sensation; when a chic slaps me hard on my face, it turns me on makes me want to tear their clothes off.

 

[TTAG]

hell yeah!

too many times too remember...hehe.....

 

[Skel]

I have been slapped twice by women

1 in high school by my girlfriend when she caught me jerking off to a cindy crawford pic. I gave her the guilt trip and wound up screwing her for hours.

another time in high school by a milf teacher that i grabbed her butt in detention. What happened? I would like to say i banged her on her desk but in fact i was suspended for two weeks and my girlfriend(above) broke up with me

 

[chlywly]

Originally posted by Skel
I have been slapped twice by women

1 in high school by my girlfriend when she caught me jerking off to a cindy crawford pic. I gave her the guilt trip and wound up screwing her for hours.

another time in high school by a milf teacher that i grabbed her butt in detention. What happened? I would like to say i banged her on her desk but in fact i was suspended for two weeks and my girlfriend(above) broke up with me

HHAHAHAHAHHHAHA you fool that was great.