yodoso's boot camp journal

[yodoso]

Hello fellow DJ's, i'm staying true to the original boot camp and posting my weekly results. Originally I planned to treat the weeks like days and finish the whole program in a week, but I decided to take my time and follow the program 100%.
I'm starting tommorow

Tuesday, December 21 2004

wish me luck

btw
the boot camp i'm following is 8 weeks long, I read somewhere sometime ago about a 2 week extension someone made. Does my memory serve me right?

 

[kel]

Good luck and godspeed! It takes balls to do the Boot Camp

 

[lbfan1638]

good luck man...we should have a boot camp forum (hint, hint)

 

[yodoso]

we definitly need a boot camp forum, originally I was looking to post my journal there. Anyway yesterday I read all articles for week 1. Today I am going to listen to this weeks songs

bette davis eyes - duets soundtrack
beautiful stranger - madonna
blue eyes - elton john
peter gabriel - in your eyes
start me up-rolling stones

and finish half of the exercises which is

make eye contact with 25 people and greet them, mainly focusing on women

Thanx for the encouragment

good night or good day depending on where you live

 

[yodoso]

This aspiring DJ doesn't have a car, that prevented me from starting the hello's. I could do it a work(I work in a grocery store) but I decided to not let that count.


Today at work me and a fellow co-worker were walking around doing what we normally do. We have contest to see who is the biggest slacker, i'm the slacker he is the slackee. Anyway we walked through the cologne section this box called sex appeal caught my attention.

In bold it basically says it makes the person wearing the cologne irrisitible to women.

I decided to test it out.

We walked around the whole store looking for a HB, when we found one I introduced me and my co-worker. I told here what the box of cologne claimed. I asked her to help me test it out

I told her i'd walk past her before and after I put on the cologne. Before carrying out the test I made sure to tell her not to try anything if the cologne worked.

This whole situation was hilarious, so hilarious I forgot to get her contact info. I'll be sure to get it next time I see her

 

[yodoso]

A new employee at my job just happens to be a HB. When she first started working everybody was busting her balls, I didn't know what to do. So I decided to ignore her..........so much that I pressured her to talk to me. The only thing she could think to say was that someone ****ted everywhere in the bathroom.

After about a week of ignoring her I then started the c&f routine..........but only subtly, I didn't wanna seem like everyone else. I kept it up until she finally asked me "what are you doing for the holidays?", I couldn't hold back.........I had to use david deangleos

"I dunno, what did you have in mind"

It threw her off guard guard completly. All she could think to say was something like I didn't mean it like that.

Finally I asked her what she was doing over her holidays, after she told me I said

"that sounds really great but you know what would make it even better"

HER "what"

me "give me your number and maybe you'll find out"

no need to say she gave me the digits

 

[yodoso]

hello, today I went on my second outing and finished the last 40 of 50 eyecontact confident greetings. I already feel like i've got a new lease on life, thanks MOU for making this boot camp.



Now for week two

first I must obtain the tracks which are

so much to say-dave matthews band
fascinating new things-semisonic
she talk to angels-black crowes
what would you say-dave matthews band
standing outside the fire-garth brooks
hey baby-no doubt
I believe in miracles-hot chocolate

then I must read the docs

have a good night

btw while i'm in training i'm also reading the DJ BiBle using the guide.

Does anyone know wher the ss bible is?

 

[yodoso]

good afternoon DJ's.

I'm currently juggling 2 girls and am having more fun than ever. 1 was busy so i'm gonna take the other out. I'm still reading the DJ bible, pooks the secret of the jerk was really an eye opening article. I just aquired week 2's songs and am currently listening to them. I also aquired cassonova's book titled "the history of my life". I plan to start the exercises either today or tomorrow wish me luck.


Always think positive

 

[yodoso]

her we are, another new years eve and i'm the lonliest mother ****er in the world. I swear to all the DJ's on the board that this will be my last new years I spend alone. I've gonna channel this negative energy and read major mark's seducing married women.

happy new years to all

 

[yodoso]

I'm doing pretty bad, for week 2 i've only had 1 conversation so far. I don't know if it's fear thats stopping me of just going up to a complete stranger and talking to them for 2-10 mins about anything. Does anyone have some advice?

 

[yodoso]

Good news DJ's, I finally finished week2

Better late than never...........Right?

here is the low down

Conversations 1-10

1. Hollywood Video-I talked with a clerk about the worst movie ever........The Grudge. I wouldn't normally count people working but on this occasion I initiated the conversation

2. Best Buy-I was looking at the cool plasma tv's and I talked to a random person about hdtv's and how cheap you could get them of off the internet

3. Walgreenes-I talked to another clerk about perfumes and colognes. I let this one count because when at first contact I basically left my confidence outside and I was really nervous around this woman. I then walked off and gathered myself and had a nice 5-7 min conversation with the same woman

4. Dollar Store-Talked to this elderly woman about how bad this dollar store smelt. I had to keep the conversation going, she basically said nothing----maybe she was prejudice

5. Factory Card Outlet-I approached this nice blonde and told her I was planning a surprise birthday for my 5 y/o neice. I asked her what she thought would be a good theme for my neice's party. She took me around the store and showed me what my neice might like. Very nice lady, I was quite surprised

6. Factory Card Outlet-I talked to this lady about how hard it is to find good cards. We then wondered why we were their because we both own computers and could easily print our own cards.

7. Marshalls-I told this woman that I planned on cooking spaghetti for my girl friend and asked her what kind of pot I should use. I acted as if I were a cooking novice, I showed her a small skillet and asked if I should cook the spaghetti in it. She laughed and showed me a nice big pot that would yield good results.

8. Marshalls-I asked another woman the same question a couple of minutes later. She knew very little english but I still managed to converse with her for more than 2 mins. I showed her the same small skillet and she said I could make good spaghetti with with it. Guess she never cooked spaghetti before. I almosted laughed, but I remembered that I was playing dumb

9. Marshalls-I asked a european lady and she was very detailed in her spaghetti cooking instructions. Nice lady

10. Marshalls-I asked an older woman to help me pick out a purse for my sister. She basically said that she had no idea what my sister liked and walked away.

11. Marshalls-I asked another older woman to help me pick out a purse for my sister. She asked me my sister's age, I said 23. This woman called her HB daughter over who was also 23 to help me complete my quest. Both women help me for about 10 mins. We settled on a nice scarf.

After I thanked them they walked off and I threw the scarf down and ran out the store because I successfully completed week 2

 

[yodoso]

hello fellow DJ's, I've read all articles for week 3(only 3), and i've listened to every song. They are listed below

tush-zztop
sharp dressed man-zztop
pretty woman-roy orbison
girls,girls,girls-motley crue
the rock show-blink 182
julianne-ben folds five
hollywood nights-bob seger
you accomp'ny me-bob seger
bad medicine -bon jovi
tnt-ac/dc
same ol' situation-motely crue

I just bought a car from another state and i'm going to pick it up tommorow. I am definitely going to work on the exercises while on my road trip, but I think I'll be done with this weeks exercises by wednesday(I hope DJ's don't have to know how to spell)


in this week's exercises I have to have a 2-10 conversation with at least 10 females that look attractive enough for me to date. I plan to utilize the 3 second rule this week, I know it'll come in handy

 

[S0LID]

Where is this boot camp thing?

 

[librito]

keep up the hard work and keep informing us. you're doing great.

 

[yodoso]

SOLID, how did you get so many post without knowing about the boot camp? Hey maybe you don't need it. If your interested you can find it here

http://www.jbspencer.com/djb/index.php

click the link at the top to the right titled

Don Juan eBook

That is a direct link to the pdf

The DJ Bible is also availible at the same site

 

[S0LID]

cheers man, I went through the bible and just did the feild thing.

 

[yodoso]

Well DJ's I'm back from the road trip. We made no stop except to a gas station, and sadly I saw no attractive women. I did see one very attractive women stepping into her male friends car. I could have ran out of the car dealership to have a friendly casual conversation, but I didn't want to cause a scene. btw if you are interested I bought a 94' mazda mx-6 with a full shogun body kit. It is a beautiful car.

I'm going on finishing week 3's exercises today.

SOLID what do you mean by feild thing

"cheers man, I went through the bible and just did the feild thing."

field test?

 

[yodoso]

ok DJ's, I didn't finish week 3's exercise but I did make some progress. Here is how it went down.

1. walmart-I hade a conversation with this beautiful latino woman about hair color. She told me the different shades she used in her hair. To spark this conversation I grabbed a box of blonde dye and brunette dye and asked her which would look best on me.

2. walmart-I saw this gorgeous blonde that sent shivers down my spine. I got myself together, since she was in the cat food aisle we had a nice conversation on how people pamper their cats too much. She was very friendly, we talked for atleast 10 minutes. I noticed her european accent and asked where shes from. She said poland, so I smiled and said Yaack Shamash(how are you doing). This greatly surprised her in a good way and sparked her curiousity. We began to talk about more personal topics and I number closed. Unfortunately she was married, I didn't know because she was wearing her wedding ring on her right hand(normal for european women).

3. walmart-Me and the jewler (fine looking latino woman) had a nice conversation about how hard she was working. basically she was walking slowly back and forth behind the desk, I asked her did they pay her to do that. We had a nice laugh, she was the biggest slacker I ever seen. She was also a married woman.

3.5 walmart-I walked by a woman who was holding a bloody napkin to her lip. I quickly turned around and asked if she was alright. She laughed and said something fell off of the shelf on her. I said I thought you got beat up by your boyfriend. She laughed hard. I said what, you can beat him up. She said no problem.

4. walmart-Me and this walmart employee had a short conversation. I think she was bored and let her surroundings steal her energy, either that or she was anti social


the last 2 conversation are only worth half a point because they were so short. I have to say my confidence has went out of the roof since I started this program. I used to be frightend to death to walk inside of walmart because of the vast amount of people. Today, inside of walmart I felt 100% in control.


While out participating in my exercises I started to think how wonderful it is to go on outings just to talk to beautiful women. I kinda felt lucky

Well guys and girls, it's 6 more women tommorow and then on to week 4

 

[yodoso]

hello DJ's every day i'm getting closer and closer.

5. best buy service center- Today, I had a nice conversation with a attractive older woman while we were waiting for our car cd players to be installed. I tried to set up a small date but she gracefully declined.

6. value city department store- I asked a clerk a simple question and noticed how attractive she was. I accidentally ran into her again we talked some more, and I successfully number closed.

I have to find someone to fix an oil leak in my car tonight. So maybe i'll get to 10 before the nights over.

are any of you DJ's a mechanic and also live in the chicago area?

 

[yodoso]

Hello DJ's, today I went to a job interview and let me tell you guys my confidence was through the roof. Best of all it wasn't an act, it felt natural. Anyway again, slowly but surely i'm making progress.

7. robert morris college - I had a nice conversation with a woman waiting for her turn to be interviewed. Before our conversation she seemed extremely nervous. I helped her to calm down some and we both enjoyed the conversation

8. Sears - I had a nice conversation with a woman about cologne. I asked her opinion and she actually volunteered her wrists to test the cologne. I warned her that it was male cologne but she insisted. When we finished I started to make the conversation more personal so I asked her about her accent. After that she seemed to really be in a rush, and left before I decided to number close.

Just in case you guys are wondering this boot camp isn't going 100% smooth. 2 times to day I didn't initiat contact with 2 gorgeous women because of old habbits. Hopefully by the end of the boot camp those old habbits will be ironed out.

btw i'm almost done reading the whole DJ Bible, and I must say it is very helpfull. Does anyone know where the speed seduction bible is located?