yo momma jokes.

[Go getta]

come on guys. show me wat you got.

wats your best yo momma joke?


"yo momma so fat that when she went sky diving she went straight to hell"

 

[ValleyDJing]

Yo momma so fat, when I got on top, my ears popped.

 

[Sir Juanalot]

yo momma so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everyone.

 

[penkitten]

http://www.thebestyomommajokes.com/
go read these

 

[Rebound Material]

roses are red,

violets are blue,

your mom is fat.

 

[ValleyDJing]

roses are red,

violets are blue,

your mom is fat.

lol!

 

[Docs]

Yo Momma so Honky Tonk, that Dump Trucks can't measure up (and it rhymes! :crackup

 

[Create Reality]

Yo momma's so fat light bends around her.

Yo momma's so ugly they press her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought the abortion clinic was the organic ketchup factory.