yo momma jokes.
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ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Yo momma so fat, when I got on top, my ears popped.
Sir Juanalot
Senior Don Juan
yo momma so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everyone.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
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Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
roses are red,
violets are blue,
your mom is fat.
violets are blue,
your mom is fat.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Rebound Material said:
lol!
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Banned
Yo Momma so Honky Tonk, that Dump Trucks can't measure up (and it rhymes! :crackup
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Master Don Juan
Yo momma's so fat light bends around her.
Yo momma's so ugly they press her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought the abortion clinic was the organic ketchup factory.
Yo momma's so ugly they press her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought the abortion clinic was the organic ketchup factory.