****y funny rules for gf

[dmatter]

So, I had a shirt on that said I have the **** so I make thr rules and my gf asked me what are the rules. I told her I would tell her later. Can you guys help ne cone up with some funny or ****y rules?

 

[evansblue]

You gotta be kidding me.

 

[cola]

Rule 1. No more dumb ass posts on so suave

 

[IamJosan]

Haha dude when you make ****y funny jokes, or just jokes in general, they're supposed to be an in the moment type of thing. You're not supposed to loathe about them so you can explain yourself to people.

If she really does ask you later on about the rules, just make something up on the spot. Don't take it seriously.

 

[Buddha_Mind]

Rule #1: *******s before breakfast.

 

[Black Dog]

Lmao