Man, I keep b1tching out when it comes to talking to girl that dig me, so I want to take a funny approach instead of giving a boring "hi" because it will differ me from the other guys that have talked to her. So what are some funny openers that I can use?
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^ Dude the guy is dealing with HS girls man that comment would get you NO WHERE lol im being honest bro
100% guaranteed way that I have done many times to stand out is start a fight.
As soon as she says Hi,go up to her,give her a small push(with pissed off face) and be like "Like do you wanna start beef why you giving me that dirty look?".Anything that basically initiates what a fight would be like with exxaguration.
Of coarse she will basically play off what you said and this will basically be a little banter you can do whenever you see her and it wont get old for a while trust me.Try out some c&f by lifting up your arms and saying "Girl dont mess with these guns".
Chicks LOVE this sort of stuff in HS believe me I do it all the time hahaha
100% guaranteed way that I have done many times to stand out is start a fight.
As soon as she says Hi,go up to her,give her a small push(with pissed off face) and be like "Like do you wanna start beef why you giving me that dirty look?".Anything that basically initiates what a fight would be like with exxaguration.
Of coarse she will basically play off what you said and this will basically be a little banter you can do whenever you see her and it wont get old for a while trust me.Try out some c&f by lifting up your arms and saying "Girl dont mess with these guns".
Chicks LOVE this sort of stuff in HS believe me I do it all the time hahaha
Yeah the number one thing when approaching is the GO IN BOLD. Do not be unsure. Keep it light and funny. control the convo but make it look like she is in control. Then MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE. I repeat: MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE. If possible, stay away from open-ended obligations (give me a call sometime!) in lieu of something more concrete (ok, if you don't call me by 6:30 I'mma call you at 7).
Finally, let the game come to you. One thing that is often overlooked on this site (and by most people in general) is patience. Frustration and impatience has foiled many a pick-up. Let me know how things turn out.
Finally, let the game come to you. One thing that is often overlooked on this site (and by most people in general) is patience. Frustration and impatience has foiled many a pick-up. Let me know how things turn out.
Savage01
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Okay i agree more with Rex aprroach her. I guess its because im more of a joker and can't keep a straight face doing that. I would even get 2 words out before i would grin. lol
But if your at a bar and you see a group of ladies. I usually walk up and say "i got an 8 inch toungue and i can breathe through my ears" That usually gets quite the responce. It is an awesome ice breaker. But you have to evaluate the attitude of the girls first. lol. Then i just roll from there lol
But if your at a bar and you see a group of ladies. I usually walk up and say "i got an 8 inch toungue and i can breathe through my ears" That usually gets quite the responce. It is an awesome ice breaker. But you have to evaluate the attitude of the girls first. lol. Then i just roll from there lol