wyld i think you have said that over like a million times, doesnt it seem odd that they dont get it yet?Originally posted by Wyldfire
Marriage is against my religion.
Yeah...it's odd. But then they are under the impression that I don't say what I mean and mean what I say. I did almost get married a second time to a wonderful man who treated me like a queen...and I loved him A LOT...and I STILL got cold feet so bad that I postponed the marriage 3 times. I loved him and wanted to spend my life with him, but I didn't want to get married. I only agreed to do it because I knew it was important to him and I loved him so much. I really didn't want to do it, though.
Wow. That is some sad sh!t right there....
No, we didn't get married. He was murdered. I loved him very much and wanted to be with him. Marriage was important to him and his values. I loved him enough to try my best to overcome my bad feelings about marriage. I would have gone through with it eventually, but I wasn't ready to take that step. I never even looked at another man when I was with him, so it's not like I was holding out for something better. I treated him like a King...spoiled him, adored him, was devoted and loyal and I still believe he was an amazing and wonderful man. See, I had been married before to someone who treated me very badly as soon as I said "I do". That man thought I suddenly became his possession instead of a human being. That experience turned me off to marriage. It didn't turn me off to men or love, though...just marriage.
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
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Hmm, well my foot is tasting pretty damn good all lodged in my mouth right now. That is some real unfortunate business right there and I just wanna give you a hug for getting through it. Your post hit very close to home for me...I was having a vulnerable moment and was gonna message you something very personal, but it turns out you got no PM and no email...wassup with that?
You probably would have remembered had it not been for the tequila...nothing like a little Sauza in your system to wash away those filthy memories!
That's surprisingly close to an accurate description, ha. :cheer:
Originally posted by Wyldfire
When the moderators demanded that I "use PMs" I responded by turning them off. I don't like being told what to do...and the PM box is too small on here anyhow. I turned them back on, though...I think (PMs).
I know this may sound perverse my dear, but your box is quite full!
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
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My dear Wyld, you don't need to advertise, we are already sold!
As long as you aren't talking about foreskin....Originally posted by CrotchSniffer
My dear Wyld, you don't need to advertise, we are already sold!
Oh, and for the record I am not black, although I possess certain legendary features of my African brethren.
Oh...didn't we tell you? I'm not going to be participating in the "honeymoon"...but I gave old Sniffy YOUR address so you could stand in for me.Originally posted by wavejams007
U 2 make a real cut couple.
Where will the honeymoon be?
You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.
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Oh for the love of Pete! There isn't even any room in my bed for ME...there are 4 kids, 3 ferrets and a Jack Russell Terrier in it as I type...watching a movie. My 5 year old feels compelled to have every animal in the house "cuddle" with her tonight.Originally posted by wavejams007
Thanks but no thanks. i ain't that desperate. besides, he probably wants someone with good "balance" in their lives, like you, as stated in earlyier posts.
Besides, there is no more room in your bed for the three of us. Didn't you know I was your new tennet?
By the way, who is Pete? Sniffy might get jealous.
Oh, I didn't take the 'fat ass' thing as an insult... it's just still not true whether it's a compliment or not, lol.
It's not nearly as interesting a story as you'd think it would be. (It doesn't take much booze for me to find myself in, ahem, 'interesting' situations...) It just involved me puking my guts out for an entire day. Not fun.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
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