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I almost had sex. Yes which makes no sense but... Right when we were ready.. I couldnt get hard worth ****... I think i was nervous(im 16 years old)
Im scared :(
 

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HandyAndy said:
Funnier than a lump in your ass?
I think not. Don't laugh at other people's shortcomings.

Fear not, my 16 year old chum, it happens to the best of us. Try and relax and have fun, it's no big deal.

However, :crackup: , because it is expected.
 

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MrS said:
Funnier than a lump in your ass?
I think not. Don't laugh at other people's shortcomings.

Fear not, my 16 year old chum, it happens to the best of us. Try and relax and have fun, it's no big deal.

However, :crackup: , because it is expected.
Yeah actually "almost having sex" is funnier than a lump on my ass, because that lump on my ass caused me unexplainable pain.

And not being able to get hard is most definitely funnier than a lump on my ass.
 

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Italia, don't worry about it mate, it was just anxiety. Just be chill, you'll get it up next time :up:
 

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No worries bud, it's really common for that to happen your first time. It's all in your head, try to relax next time and you'll do fine.
 

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HandyAndy said:
Yeah actually "almost having sex" is funnier than a lump on my ass, because that lump on my ass caused me unexplainable pain.

And not being able to get hard is most definitely funnier than a lump on my ass.
Well I happen to disagree.
Did you see anyone come to your "anal abscess" thread and laugh their ass off at your problem?
Don't be a ****, at least laugh and say something encouraging.
Don't just mock the dude and leave it at that.
 

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Not to worry, there is nothing wrong with you. Happens to the best and worst of us. You're only 16...I'm sure you have years and years of hardness ahead of you and you'll laugh at these moments in retrospect.

Now if that crap happens to me it's s time to worry.:cry:
 

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MrS said:
Well I happen to disagree.
Did you see anyone come to your "anal abscess" thread and laugh their ass off at your problem?
Don't be a ****, at least laugh and say something encouraging.
Don't just mock the dude and leave it at that.
It was just the way the made his problem sound.

Posting it in a quick sentence made it seem like he was nervous and freaking out, I wasnt necessarily laughing at the actual problem in the beginning
 

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MrS said:
Well I happen to disagree.
Did you see anyone come to your "anal abscess" thread and laugh their ass off at your problem?
Don't be a ****, at least laugh and say something encouraging.
Don't just mock the dude and leave it at that.

Don't you think you're blowing nothing into a large something, female?
 

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