WTF? My C*ck is broken!

downlowpro

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okay...to make a long story short, with as little detail as possible...I f*ck close this german girl...a co worker of my roomie. I'm making out with her, slowly and eventually getting her naked...fingering her and getting her nice and wet...giving her good pleasure...and then when it comes to my turn, she starts rubbin on me, and giving me some dry ass handj*b...but I couldn't get the pipe solid, if you know what I mean. I think maybe if she went downtown, it might have worked..but I'll never know for sure cause we pretty much called it quits, once the malfunciton occured. We pretty much just passed out for a couple hours, and I litterally just wisked her out the door.

How is it that I can watch a porn...lay down some solid solo pipe, and yank my crank with ease....but then when the rare opportunity comes where I have some real poontang right in front of me, I can't get my mojo to work? In fact a few months back, when I f*ck closed another chica, I had issues with the pipe too. I mean, i don't often get the op to beat some bush up...but when i actually do...I can't get a hard on? This has reallly f*cked up my head space, like its given me confidence where I know I got enough game to get a girl into bed with me, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty...my shiet don't function. Now in my head, I'll have this in the back of my mind creepin on me.

Has anybody experienced this? Yes alcohol was involved in the nights festivities, but could that really be the reason for the malfunction? Somebody please offer some words of wisdom!
 

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Performance anxiety is all it was, very common. Next time get her to go down on you.
 

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Yes alcohol was involved in the nights festivities, but could that really be the reason for the malfunction?
You answered your own question.

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I got head from a chick back in october after a party. I'd drank alot but my gear had never been affected by alcohol before. Anyways, c*ck in her mouth doin the deed. Afew minutes(prolly like 1, but i'd like to think it was afew) and i start to feel abit strained down there, next thing I know she's sucking on spaghetti. Pretty embarrasing moment ...
 

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my **** is broken right now 2, im usually horny as a dog but the last week and half my **** has been soft. i'v only jacked off a couple times. this chick im supposed to nail tomorrow, i hope i can get it up.
 

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20-25 years old and worrying about getting it up? worrying. do the steak and eggs diet. (seriously)
 

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ahh modern life.
just stop watching porn. eat plenty of high quality protein, work out a few times a week (compound stuff, 40 minutes a session), do 90 minutes of some type of cardio per week to maintain good circulation, ( i suggest rowing machine), drink plenty of water, take zinc supplements, and DON'T beat off unless you're already horned up to the point where you can't forget about it and hit the sack (lol). most important thing is to resensitize yourself by not watching any porn at all.
don't smoke, and keep drinking to a minimum - i've found that vodka is the least likely form of booze to affect performance
you don't need to do all of these, really it's just a mental thing and not watching porn will be the significant thing
 

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downlowpro said:
How is it that I can watch a porn...lay down some solid solo pipe, and yank my crank with ease....but then when the rare opportunity comes where I have some real poontang right in front of me, I can't get my mojo to work?
Because no other hand or orfice can do the same magic your hand can pull, therefore anything less is not good enough for you anymore. Stop touching yourself all the time and stop watching porn, you are becoming desensitize to just regular sex. Hit the gym and work on your endurance that will help too.
 
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