wtf I masturbated and I ejaculated

[antidonjuan]

few days ago I read the masturbation thread and I wanted to give it a try. i did it and unfortunately i ejaculated.... wtf is wrong with me now!!!

i seek serious help cuz this is the first time i ejaculated outside of wetdreams...

is this normal?

 

[Remulak]

please move this to the kindergarten forum, just kidding I see your 15. You're completely normal don't worry about it.

 

[HandyAndy]

Wtf, thats completely normal...what do you expect to come out? Gatorade?

 

[HandyAndy]

Wtf, thats completely normal...what do you expect to come out? Gatorade?

 

[antidonjuan]

i was looking at porn (bored schools over) and it felt unbelievable, then it just came out, my underwear is all wet ehhhh

is this harmful for ur body? r u suppose to ejaculate every time you masturbate?

 

[Texas Tornado]

change your name you fvcking faggot

 

[SmoothTalker]

Lol.. I think you are kidding, in which case that's pretty funny.

If you aren't, then yeah you'll be fine and its normal.

 

[Brandonc662]

I bet this kids next thread will be.....

"I ate some food yesterday and this morning brown stuff came out my butt. Is this normal, Is It harmful"

 

[Rhoto]

I bet this kids next thread will be.....

"I ate some food yesterday and this morning brown stuff came out my butt. Is this normal, Is It harmful"

It seems to come out of his mouth here.....well keyboard if you want to be anal about it. Either way, this guy is a troll, or should have a 1 post a day limit.

 

[SinJester]

Surprisingly he's not a troll.

But seriously, are you serious? Don't they teach sex ed over there? Now you know what guys were telling you about when they told you to do it. Eh yeah this is just weird. Awkward.

 

[DevanE]

White stuff came out...? Wait wait wait hold on...where exactly did the white stuff come out from???! I have never had white stuff come out!?!!? I seriously suggest you show your parents and go to a doctor it might be serious. :nervous: Have you tasted it...? How does it smell...? How does it feel not only in your mouth but in your hands as well...? Ask around maybe some of your friends could be suffering from the same disease. You need some treatment man so stop waiting around. Please answer my questions because if this happens to me I know what to expect and I'm prepared!!!!.

 

[redspicyflag]

lol

I don't know what to say

:crackup:

 

[YoungSir4sho]

Think we can all learn a lesson here.... stay in school don't do drugs every1.......

 

[antidonjuan]

Surprisingly he's not a troll.

But seriously, are you serious? Don't they teach sex ed over there? Now you know what guys were telling you about when they told you to do it. Eh yeah this is just weird. Awkward.

I live in Canada, my sex-ed teacher did a poll to my class: any masturbaters here? Only 1 black guy (the only black guy in our class) put his hand up.

What am I suppose to say to all of you guy's comments? To you guys this question may sound stupid but I am going through a lot of things right now.
Anyways, I think I am officially addicted to masturbating.

cheers

 

[Bloke]

I just loled.

 

[antidonjuan]

White stuff came out...? Wait wait wait hold on...where exactly did the white stuff come out from???! I have never had white stuff come out!?!!? I seriously suggest you show your parents and go to a doctor it might be serious. :nervous: Have you tasted it...? How does it smell...? How does it feel not only in your mouth but in your hands as well...? Ask around maybe some of your friends could be suffering from the same disease. You need some treatment man so stop waiting around. Please answer my questions because if this happens to me I know what to expect and I'm prepared!!!!.

sh*t man, yesterday I didn't even intend to smell it but it smelled very strange. the white stuff came from my penis, I am pretty sure I was ejaculating and I dun need to show my parents (too embarrasing).

The masturbation thread from the archieve makes me a masturbater now. geez, wow.. the power of curiousity.

 

[War Against Betaism]

Oddly enough I was in the same position as you, just at a much earlier age (12). When I first started jacking off no sperm came out, then one day I just started ejaculating. I don't know why this was the case.

 

[Texas Tornado]

Change your name you fvcking faggot.

 

[decades]

it's a way to produce Jergens hand lotion naturally.

 

[antidonjuan]

OMFG that's like a key sign of Herpes! Explain to your parents what happened, and see a doctor before it's too late!! That **** does nasty things to your c*ck.

wtf don't scare me, you really scare me, wtf wtf wtf

tell me you are being sarcastic