WTF, I have a booty call! HELP ME!

[AlmostThere!]

Quick, I'm leaving to see her in about a half hour.

Basically, last week, I made an online profile...uploaded the best pic I could find of myself and massed email like 100 girls saying "i like you, want to be your friend, text or call me if interested" Only 14 girls opened the email (most were unread), 2 deleted the email, and 5 called or texted.

Anyway, this one chick I texted for a day and talked to once text met tonight at 11 saying "what's up, i'm bored in my room". Then I instantly knew she wanted to **** because what girl would text that at 11. Anyway, I got her address and ready to go **** her.

She's not that hot. Maybe a 6. She has a slim body which all that really counts. I can't get it up for a fat girl.

Any tips..? I haven't had sex in 2 months.

 

[katatonia]

1. Put pen1s in vag1na.
2. Thrust until you orgasm.
3. ????
4. Profit

 

[Audiophile]

Is she clean?

 

[f283000]

1. take condoms with you: You are probably not the first guy she f**ed from the net nor will you be the last.

 

[AlmostThere!]

i just want to get off, how would I know if she's clean?

If she smells like a sewer or a fish sandwich, I'm making an exit.

Of course I'm taking condoms.

 

[underoath777]

1) Ask her.
2) She might lie.
3) Put the condom on.
4) Pray.

 

[chiraag2000]

1. Put pen1s in vag1na.
2. Thrust until you orgasm.
3. ????
4. Profit

HAHAHAHAHAHA
i agree,

 

[Maxtro]

If she gets bored jingle your keys. Girls love shiny things!