WTF, i drop kicked mr. AFC out the door & 10mins later he came running back

[Jango_Xavier]

Well on saturday night i went out by myself & was looking for a reasonable disco/bar then 1 of my friends said awhile ago i should try "the king" so off i went. When i got there i looked around at the hb & if there were any people i knew, i came across 2 guys i knew both afcish. Well i made eye contact with a chick & she gave me the signals of interest i was about to approach her & Mr.AFC jumped thru the door & i drop kicked him to the otherside of the bar so i didnt finish approach, well seeing that failed i went to the dance floor, i was in the middle of the dance floor & u guessed it Mr.AFC got thru my defenses & took control & i was off the dance floor faster then i was on it, im just so selfconcious i couldnt get myself to dance. After that i went to the bar to get a drink (dont like beer so i went for hard alcohol) & after 5 malibu's i was drunk , i went outside for some fresh air.
5mins later outside i saw a large group of people (mixed group) & asked them if they knew any good places & they said i should come along so off we went to the other bar, when i got there i looked around at all the hb,smiled & said he they all smiled & hi'ed me back but, the music was alittle crappy & place was way to crouwded & some complete afc stopped me & asked me why i smiled & said hi to his girl (im like omg what a ****) i just said something like whats his problem with someone greeting his girl then headed to the exit & all the way to the exit every hb i smiled & hi'ed were all smily at me when i looked at them again.

Well a few mins later i was back at the original bar & again i was smily & saying hi to all the chicks even the ugly 1s, i started talking to some random guy about stuff, then off i went to the toilet & started convo with some other guy about dancing, then we went to the side of the dance floor then we both started dancing crazy & later i saw 2 hb dancing together i went up to the the prettiest then started butt/thigh putting her she had a smile on her face after a few times i went back to guy i met cause i was tired he just pushed me back on to the dance floor & my 2 friends & their friends were chanting "do it again, do it again, do it again" so i went back to hb & after a few mins we stopped dancing then off she went to the bar to get another drink cause it was close to closing time, i started convo with guy & friends & they were like "dude go get her number""i went back over to hb & intro myself then convo got started & she said some then i asked her for her number, then she said she had bf & i said some crap about boyfriend & being friends (dont wanna be friends)
& she gave me her number & i tested her on the number & it was real. It was an ok night apart from being drunk .
My problem is when im drunk everything afcish is gone but without alcohol im afcish. Alcohol brings out the man i want to be but the man i want to be cant handle alcohol.

 

[Hollowpoint]

hey, just out of curiosity, are you still drunk?

 

[Jango_Xavier]

LOL, no.

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by Jango_Xavier
Well on saturday night i went out by myself & was looking for a reasonable disco/bar then 1 of my friends said awhile ago i should try "the king" so off i went. When i got there i looked around at the hb & if there were any people i knew, i came across 2 guys i knew both afcish. Well i made eye contact with a chick & she gave me the signals of interest i was about to approach her & Mr.AFC jumped thru the door & i drop kicked him to the otherside of the bar so i didnt finish approach, well seeing that failed i went to the dance floor, i was in the middle of the dance floor & u guessed it Mr.AFC got thru my defenses & took control & i was off the dance floor faster then i was on it, im just so selfconcious i couldnt get myself to dance. After that i went to the bar to get a drink (dont like beer so i went for hard alcohol) & after 5 malibu's i was drunk , i went outside for some fresh air.

I am seriously trying my best not to break out into insane laughter after reading this!

I'm envisioning you at a club, you spot some girl, start walking toward her, suddenly some guy with a ninja costume comes crashing through a door so you jump up, launch off a stool, and dragon-kick him so he goes flying DragonBall-Z-style into the wall on the other side of the club. If that's not what you're implying, please clarify what the hell you mean by "drop-kick". LOL

 

[Jango_Xavier]

ok then, here's my clarification of "drop-kick" for the simple people, i pulled mr AFC out of myself i hold him out in front of me then drop him & kick him so far away that i hope he doesnt come back. U understand now squirrels?

P.S. here's a better clarification, what i meant was that i thought i was rid of mr AFC but then when i wanted to approachor dance with chicks he reared his ugly head & was back with avengeance.

 

[maranathaman]

I had a "Friend" who was like that.
Any time he saw me talking to a chick, he'd butt-in!
He was also chronically unemployed and asking to borrow money! He was a royal pain in the azz!

 

[Chris Dash]

Hi, im new to the forums and I have a small question about some abbreviations used on here.

what does AFC and KINO mean?

I downloaded the DJ Bible, I looked through some of it, but couldn't find it. I felt that since it was a small question, it didn't need its own thread.

 

[So Many Ways]

Hilarius thread. That has to be the longest run-on sentence earlier.

Originally posted by Chris Dash
Hi, im new to the forums and I have a small question about some abbreviations used on here.

what does AFC and KINO mean?

I downloaded the DJ Bible, I looked through some of it, but couldn't find it. I felt that since it was a small question, it didn't need its own thread.

AFC is average frustrated chump. I don't know what Kino stands for but it refers to initiating contact with a female, such as putting your arm around her, touching her, holding hands, things like that.

 

[Chris Dash]

So Many Ways:

Thanks

 

[Okra]

I prefer to shoot fireballs at AFCs that come my way. That usually stops them. Sends them away crying before I have a chance to finish them.

 

[Jango_Xavier]

whahahahaha, some people still dont understand what i mean

i mean i pulled my AFC out of myself & i was confident as hell but AFC jump back in, i mean my own AFC self.(thought u guys would understand that)

 

[DJ Alejandro]

doensn't KINO mean kinesthetics ?

anywayz, back to you. i had fun reading your post. i thought you kicked his a$$ for real tho. haha

 

[DJ Alejandro]

doensn't KINO mean kinesthetics ?

anywayz, back to you. i had fun reading your post. i thought you kicked his a$$ for real tho. haha

but now i get it.