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InsidiousNstinct

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I was standing in the bookstore of my local community college.
In through the door comes a girl sportin’ some Gucci and Gabbana. You could tell from her outfit that she was going to be hard to open and I’m not really out spoken. This was a perfect time to deliver a line but at the same time I didn’t want to think of it in my mind. I had learned in the past that when you think you hesitate and get blown…..off…. your….. ass.
She seen me lookin’ and took off her shades at this moment I couldn’t think of anything but getting laid.
I wanted to approach but I was so, so far away, not in the physical sense but in the mental. I wanted to have this chick for dinner……. and dessert, but if I wanted anything I needed to step up and assert….myself. I knew then it was time to do my thang, I made my way over and the battle began, I was like “what’s your name.”
 

diplomatic_lies

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I once saw a 'tard,
He was eating some lard.
I said to him, Hey you,
Here's some poo!
 

wavejams007

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Originally posted by Brian20o2
I know.... Im a non creative loser:( Ima go shoot myself...
I truly appreciate your sarcasm:rolleyes: I'll even lend you the gun.

just constructive criticism, bro.
 

Brian20o2

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Originally posted by wavejams007
I truly appreciate your sarcasm:rolleyes: I'll even lend you the gun.

just constructive criticism, bro.
You do know I wont be able to give the gun back when Im done with it right?

But I know that someone else said that and I couldnt resist it was just so easy
 

wavejams007

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oh well, It was a disposable gun anyways.:p
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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