Wow, I can't believe it!!! Cold Approaching does work

[justiceseeker]

So, I'm walking down the street the other day and I see this beautiful woman walk by. Now, i'm in an old sweat shirt and jeans, I haven't showered for a few days and my hair is unkempt. But, I remembered the advice I got from the members of this forum, so I thought, hey, I'm going to approach this woman and ask her out for a date.

So I walk my raggedy ass over to her while she's window shopping at Tiffany's. I act cool and tell her she looks very familiar. At first she seemed very apprehensive, but because I'm a member of sosauve, and I have the advice of all these cool guys who cold approach with such success, I moved forward.

I asked her if she'd like to go to Starbucks with me and grab a cup of coffee. She thinks about it for a moment, then agrees. I'm thinking, how luck am I? So we sit down, I buy her a cup of espresso and we start talking. Come to find out she's Kim Kardashian!!!!!! She tells me that even though I stink like sewer water, and have 10 day's growth on my face, my DJ game is so good, that she's leaving Reggie Bush and wants to date me!!!!!!


Boy, if I hadn't listened to guys like Noob, and texastornado, I wouldn't have thought you could cold approach random celebrities while looking like a slob and get them to leave their NFL football player boyfriends. And I did this all within about an hour.

Thanks guys, it goes to show that looks don't matter, money doesnt matter and COLD APPROACHING DOES WORK GREAT.



Disclaimer: The above referenced scenario is entirely fictious in nature. It's meant to illustrate the absurdities promulgated by certain members of this board and their delusional fantasies. It's meant to show that anyone can say they did something, but it doesn't mean they actually did it.

 

[TheBaconator]

Thank you captain obvious.

 

[I'm Charming]

How insightful.

You really are a douchebag.

 

[DonJoseCantosie]

yep, he's afraid to do it. Hence why he's attempted to bash it so much. He doesn't want to admit it.

 

[justiceseeker]

yep, he's afraid to do it. Hence why he's attempted to bash it so much. He doesn't want to admit it.

You guys are fvcking idiots. I'm not afraid to cold approach, but there are other, more effective ways to get women.

Picking up famouse actresses, going up to stop lights and ending up in bed with 3 women...YOU GUY'S HAVE TO BE SMOKING SOMETHING. LOL

 

[DonJoseCantosie]

yes, smoking pvssy ;-). But yea, u are afraid to cold approach. And what is more effective than cold approaching? :-D

 

[TheBaconator]

You guys are fvcking idiots. I'm not afraid to cold approach, but there are other, more effective ways to get women.

Picking up famouse actresses, going up to stop lights and ending up in bed with 3 women...YOU GUY'S HAVE TO BE SMOKING SOMETHING. LOL

Just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it's impossible you duche. I guess it's totally out of the realm of possibilities to begin talking to a woman and find out she's someone famous. Famous people must just sit in isolation and just mingle with their counterparts. Go figure.

Besides, if someone wants to make up BS stories on here who cares? You seem to be personally offended when someone posts a success story involving cold approaching, why such hostility?

 

[I'm Charming]

To be honest I don't give a sh*t whether X technique is better than Y technique, it's just personal preference at the end of the day.

These drawn out arguments and vendetta's you seem to pick up and carry on with though are just irritating, the obnoxious broadcasting of "your truth" is simply pointless, arrogant and unhelpful.

 

[DonJoseCantosie]

There's got to be reason for it...the dislike not only comes from up his ass, but something must've happened.

 

[Birdem]

Don't hate the player hate the game.

 

[DevanE]

DAAAANG playa!!! justice, you really out-did yourself this time with your raggedy ass. I have a few more questions though...? What was she wearing...? How much EC did you make...? What type of things did you tell her...? Are you planning to bang her or become her "friend" first...? You do know Kim is pretty loose...? How bad did you smell...? Are you planning to write a book on approaching...? If so can you give me some SOLID tips on becoming a master like you!!!?!?

 

[j0n024]

....hahahah funny story what's even funnier is how the Mods arent doing anything about this. They lock other stuff but a blatant flame post and they do nothing....

Our mods are a J O K E .

 

[Flabbergasped?]

I lol'd

 

[Metaphysical]

hahaha, word dude!

for me cold approaching always yielded horrible results

 

[Metaphysical]

hahaha, word dude!

for me cold approaching always yielded horrible results

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Why would it not work. How else are you going to meet someone??

 

[suavesuave]

iafyb,
thru friends and relatives. thats the fastest way.

 

[HandyAndy]

Homo thread.

 

[daygameguy]

the thread starter (troll) is probably jerking off to all the attention his threads are getting.. :crackup:

 

[r0cky]

Shouldn't moderators be deleting this and banning this loser?
Seriously, how much bs can you get away with in this forum?