Would you marry for money?

[Poop1337]

At one point, I heard that the going rate for a marriage-for-citizenship deal was around $20,000.

Shack up with a Eastern European chick for a few years for $20k? I could use a housekeeper for a few years... why not? I've had crappy roommates that didn't pay nearly as much, so...

Perhaps I could move to Utah, become a mormon, and bring over boatloads. Twenty-thousand a head would add up quickly if I had twenty or thirty "three year brides".

I'd build a barracks for my wife army: it would be like the "Fight Club" house, but with Russian chicks out in the garden instead of space monkeys.


Otherwise, to an American chick? Fuggin' fuhgedabowdit. Bad return on investment.

They could just file a domestic violence injunction against you and then they're guaranteed citizenship and living in your house alone.