Would you let Jessica Alba....

Would you let Jessica Alba take a dump on your chest ? (she's completely naked)

  • Yes, its my only chance at ever seeing her naked

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • Hell no ! nobody takes dumps on my chest except for the occasional midget

    Votes: 22 78.6%

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Wiesman44

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I would. You get to see her naked, and there might be a possibly of boning her if your game is strong :moon:
 

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C. NO, I am not an AFC, and I do not overvalue hoes.
 

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Sir, you got a lot of imagination.

Are you sure you are not into scato stuff? Because it sounds like you would enjoy both: her being naked, and her taking a dump on you.

Anyway I voted "no" without hesitation.:cool:
 

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someone's been watching Not Another Teen Movie a few to many times...


I sure as hell would. :up:
 

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I don't care who the woman is. If I see any chick drop a coiler, she becomes about as attractive as the mess she made.
 

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If I get to fu.k her after then yes its worth it. Otherwise....fu.k no.
 

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Why would you degrade yourself by letting a female sh*t on you? Ill be damned.
 

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Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is
 

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However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

A-Unit
 

Wiesman44

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XSilverStarboyX said:
Im not some sick fvck who lets a girl do things like that. Thats disgusting no matter how hot the girl is

i think u need to relax. This is only a JOKE
 

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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

A-Unit
Totally agree. Best ass I have ever seen. Period.
 

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A-Unit said:
However, I might rim job Vida Guerra, just because her body appears to be composed of something not of this world. I believe her breasts leak Navan Cognac, and her pvssy drips Guinness beer. I have to believe her skin tastes like Caramel, and her azz would taste like potato chips, or something. I've never seen a girl with a more perfect natural body. Have you?

A-Unit
LMAO you just made my ****ing day lmao.


But not potatoo chips, dairy queen ice cream.
 

Channel your excited feelings into positive thoughts and behaviors. You will attract women by being enthusiastic, radiating energy, and becoming someone who is fun to be around.

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