would you have sex with a fat chick?
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The Juan and only
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DEAR GOD NO.
It that situation, It would be a starwars loving hand-solo all the way. If you get me.
It that situation, It would be a starwars loving hand-solo all the way. If you get me.
typical
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How fat anything up to size 10 is sweet LOL anything higher and its go away.
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wtf people... how do you know chicks sizes in numbers
is that number their pants, underwear, shirt... ummm shoes?
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simple... HELL NO!
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is that number their pants, underwear, shirt... ummm shoes?
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i forgot to answer the question.
simple... HELL NO!
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SeldomSeen
Senior Don Juan
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what are you asking I've had sex with all types of chicks, skinny ass chicks, big chicks, tall chicks, short, black, white, latino, chicks that were 10's, chicks that were 5's. What is this some kind of snobbish country club criteria questionaire for WASP (white anglo saxon protestant)
what are you asking I've had sex with all types of chicks, skinny ass chicks, big chicks, tall chicks, short, black, white, latino, chicks that were 10's, chicks that were 5's. What is this some kind of snobbish country club criteria questionaire for WASP (white anglo saxon protestant)
typical
Master Don Juan
Ok for the guy that doesnt know the girls dress sizes (boy where have you been all your life I can tell a girls bra size aswel LOL ......... but them pushups still cause me to make mistakes)
Ok size 3-5 = small skinny girl flat chested to a size a bra, small and petite you can bounce her all night long, but she might feel a bit boney to you.
Size 6 = the wonder size, girls look damn hot in this size everyone knows that they are, just skinny enough and have just the right amount of curves, its these girls that turn you rock hard at a moments notice, most of them have A-B size bras some C's but thats rare and hot property.
Size 8-10 = 8 aint that bad looking a bit chubby but you cant tell at all, 10 just a little bit bigger not that much and if she's tall then she'll look normal as hell, they normally have C size bras.
Anythng higher and you can tell shes fat so there you go LOL.
Personally I dont like skinny girls as well I'm scared I might break her and I like something to grab onto ya know. A chick thats size 6-10 is fine anyday for me.
Edit: most girls that are size 6 dont stay that size too long, they either start losing or adding weight, its very hard to maintain, lets say being a size 6 is like having ripped abs all year round, can be done but you gotta work your ass off for it.
Ok size 3-5 = small skinny girl flat chested to a size a bra, small and petite you can bounce her all night long, but she might feel a bit boney to you.
Size 6 = the wonder size, girls look damn hot in this size everyone knows that they are, just skinny enough and have just the right amount of curves, its these girls that turn you rock hard at a moments notice, most of them have A-B size bras some C's but thats rare and hot property.
Size 8-10 = 8 aint that bad looking a bit chubby but you cant tell at all, 10 just a little bit bigger not that much and if she's tall then she'll look normal as hell, they normally have C size bras.
Anythng higher and you can tell shes fat so there you go LOL.
Personally I dont like skinny girls as well I'm scared I might break her and I like something to grab onto ya know. A chick thats size 6-10 is fine anyday for me.
Edit: most girls that are size 6 dont stay that size too long, they either start losing or adding weight, its very hard to maintain, lets say being a size 6 is like having ripped abs all year round, can be done but you gotta work your ass off for it.
Le Parisien
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I would rather sleep with a thin 45 year old woman than a fat chick... Say "NO" to fat chicks!:kick:
This coming from a guy who exclusively goes for the twenty something young girls...
This coming from a guy who exclusively goes for the twenty something young girls...
check_mate_kid_uk
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hey typical, i agree with your sizing chart.
And to think that some girls think size 14 is still not fat. Other girls will reassure the size 14 girls, 'theres nothing wrong, your perfectly normal'
And to think that some girls think size 14 is still not fat. Other girls will reassure the size 14 girls, 'theres nothing wrong, your perfectly normal'
Le Parisien said:I would rather sleep with a thin 45 year old woman than a fat chick... Say "NO" to fat chicks!:kick:
This coming from a guy who exclusively goes for the twenty something young girls...
a 45 year old fat chick?
Well in the UK the sizes differ. So a 6-8 is more like your 3-5typical said:
A size 10 is your size 6 and 12-14 is like your 8-10.
To be honest, I've shagged women of all sizes and shapes from many different back grounds.
I definately love a bit of meat on my women, but in the right places. I think everyone should and will shag a fat bird at one point in their life and not tell anyone. Come on people, we are human and we are curious beings!
So when you are faced with the dilemma of... do I used my hand AGAIN!?!? or should I stick it into this fat bird!?!?! You should chose the latter at least once!
Le Parisien
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Reread my post buddy, I said "thin 45 year old woman", the stress is put on "thin"...Vince said:
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
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In my mind I would, but in practise, I had an opportunity to seriously go after a FUG I meet from the internet, and actually passed it earlier this year. She was open to all my sexual fantasies, but I flaked out.
LowPlainsDrifter
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I'll quote Bartleby the Scrivener on this one...
"I'd prefer not to..."
"I'd prefer not to..."
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Oh yeah. Fat chicks go berzerk in the sack. See, they can't pull that same sh!t and get away with it that the skinny/hot girls do (like just lay there). Nope, fat chix need to seriously put in some effort... otherwise they don't have much going for them - and they know it.
It has been my experience that fat chicks give THE BEST head. They have to, and they have to do it well. And since they do, they not only have the most experience, but they also have the most refined methods.
In addition, fat chicks seem to be far more liberated. They are more likely to endulge in (and admit they enjoy) ass sex and hook up 3-ways.
So, yes, I've done some "overweight" chicks. And I've been blown by some pretty damn obese broads (and that was it :yes: hooray for booze!) - those chicks actually often have orgasms from giving BJ's because, well, that's the closest they are used to getting to a cack.
There is a limit: rolls. Plump is fine, round is ok, "soft" is decent... but as soon as there is a buckle in the skin... oh man do I want to puke.
My standing rule is that if I can't pick them up or give them a piggy back ride, I can't screw them. (That's not neccessarily a very good filter though seeing as how I'm 5' 7" and dead-lifting 270lbs. - I should amend that rule now that I've been lifting!)
lol@Bartelby the Scrivener
It has been my experience that fat chicks give THE BEST head. They have to, and they have to do it well. And since they do, they not only have the most experience, but they also have the most refined methods.
In addition, fat chicks seem to be far more liberated. They are more likely to endulge in (and admit they enjoy) ass sex and hook up 3-ways.
So, yes, I've done some "overweight" chicks. And I've been blown by some pretty damn obese broads (and that was it :yes: hooray for booze!) - those chicks actually often have orgasms from giving BJ's because, well, that's the closest they are used to getting to a cack.
There is a limit: rolls. Plump is fine, round is ok, "soft" is decent... but as soon as there is a buckle in the skin... oh man do I want to puke.
My standing rule is that if I can't pick them up or give them a piggy back ride, I can't screw them. (That's not neccessarily a very good filter though seeing as how I'm 5' 7" and dead-lifting 270lbs. - I should amend that rule now that I've been lifting!)
lol@Bartelby the Scrivener
