I've jumped the grenade a couple of times in the past.
I remember one weekend when I was in the army. Five of us decided to go to Rovanjemi (sp? -- Finnish town where Santa Claus has his official HQ) on a whim. It was one hell of a busride, 14-16 hours if I remember correctly. But it was worth it, as Rovanjemi was PACKED with HB. The guy/girl ratio was something like 1/3 AT LEAST!
So we roll up to the club, it's got like 4 floors with a special VIP room at the top floor. I think the ****ing club owners had arranged it so that the higher the floor was the hotter the b!tches were. The owner was one ex army dude, so once he found that we were army guys from Norrway he got us into the VIP room.
Anyways to make a long story short, we were inches from closing the deal on a group of HB8s when one of them hit the breaks because she didn't want leave her fat friend behind at the club.
After a quick Chinese Parliament session it was decided that it was my turn to take one for the team. So I ended up approaching the fat chick (not american fat, mind you, she was more "thick-boned"/chubby than fat). She was standing alone by the bar, when I dragged her out on the dance floor. I don't think I said anything at all besides "let's dance". She was standoffish at first cause she thought I had a bet going on (it's kinda hard to pick up a chick when you have 4 army dudes standing 5 feet behind you, hollering), but I assured her that it wasn't so.
We went back to her place, had wild monkey sex all night long. And in the morning her mother served me breakfast on the bed, while her dad paid my cabfare back to my hotel. Later when I met up with the guys they were all dissappointed cause it turned out that the hot chick clique were all starfishes' in bed.
Moral of the story, fat chicks can be fun.