Would you do the Bald Britney Spears

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Not sure I'd do her even with her hair, though you really can't tell until you experience the sort of vibe you get from someone in person.
 

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She keeps entering and then leaving rehab facilities. It's kinda too bad the press won't leave her alone...it's gotta be hard to sort out her issues when she's under a microscope. Sad, really...
 

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She keeps entering and then leaving rehab facilities. It's kinda too bad the press won't leave her alone...it's gotta be hard to sort out her issues when she's under a microscope. Sad, really...
One of the media outlets (can't remember who) did a survey to women (can't remember their ages) asking which they would prefer most; beauty, money or fame. The majority chose fame! :confused:
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
One of the media outlets (can't remember who) did a survey to women (can't remember their ages) asking which they would prefer most; beauty, money or fame. The majority chose fame! :confused:
I wouldn't want to be famous at all. I'm already attractive, so I'd take the cold, hard cash. I'd pay off all my bills, buy a house and a camp to go to with the kiddos, get all the kids their own cars and pay for their college, pay for more college for me, start Mutual funds for all of my kids and then start a free intensive rehab program for treating addiction for poor and homeless people. Yep, yep...I could do so much more with the moola.
 

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Latinoman said:
So, you claim. ;)

The people who have been here a long time know what I look like. I'd post a link to my photos but each time I do I end up getting hit on and that's not what I'm here for.

This thread is about Britney's baldness...so let's get back to it, shall we...

Maybe she wants to make a statement like Sinead O'Connor.
 

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Maybe she wants to make a statement like Sinead O'Connor.
That's it. Britney also believes that Pope John Paul II was the devil. Nahhh, she actually thinks that Pope John Paul and Cardinal George Ringo were a couple of guys in a band that played Beatles covers.
 

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i think she will give anna nicole smith a run for her money in terms of just going off the deep end. She is obviously losing it over the past couple months.

I can see her killing herself or doing something drastic and permanent if the media and tabloids dont give her space. She has been ridiculed, shown naked, had her break ups publicized. criticized as a mother, etc...
 

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I'd HIT it, if it was back when that dumb "Hit me baby one more time" popped out...
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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:crackup: You guys know that she signed herself into rehab after getting her buzz. Well, after a single day in (again), she's signed herself out again. K-Fed is trying to get an emergency court hearing to get the kids. Who would have thunk that he was the more stable of the two.
 

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^ LoL,

I do give props to KFED, I mean common, he was able to "seduce" a southern gal worth millions to launch his "HipHop" career.

Even though damn, was he on crack or something?
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
:crackup: You guys know that she signed herself into rehab after getting her buzz. Well, after a single day in (again), she's signed herself out again. K-Fed is trying to get an emergency court hearing to get the kids. Who would have thunk that he was the more stable of the two.
I hope that he gets the damn kid!!! He should, but with how the court system is, I don't know if he will.

btw about K-Fed remember when he won the wrestling match against that one wrestler? *slaps head*

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...btw about K-Fed remember when he won the wrestling match against that one wrestler? *slaps head*
I know, that's the first thing I think of whenever he comes up. And that's the lesser of two evils? :confused:
 

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^ I stopped watching that when 3:16 Left but the only moment from that show that i really remember was the line Triple X told Vince's daughter and I quote:

"Even a 747 looks small when it goes into the grand canyon"

Please don't tell me nobody know what that means :).
 

Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.

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I think there's actually a very good chance he will get the kids. For how much some of you complain about a court system you've likely never even experienced yourself...it's not as anti-man as you seem to think. My ex husband physically assaulted our son when he was 14 and even though my son said he would NOT see his father again no matter what the judge said and that he'd run away if they tried to force him...the judge STILL insisted that he should have a relationship with his father. My son had his own lawyer representing him, was the victim of a violent crime committed by his father and the bonehead judge was more concerned about my ex husband's rights than he was my son's rights not to get the sheeit kicked out of him. I'm at the point where I shake my head everytime I hear the whining about how the courts are so unfair to men...they aren't. They USED to be...but that has changed drastically.
 

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K-Fed is certainly the smarter of the two. By a long shot. He plays all his cards and then some.

I can't believe I'm posting about this. Been working too hard the last few days, and need to completely empty my brain.
 

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It's more like the courts are often unfair, period. I really think a lot of sicko judges get off on committing injustices. Their way of being God for a day.
 

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It's more like the courts are often unfair, period. I really think a lot of sicko judges get off on committing injustices. Their way of being God for a day.
Maybe it's just me, but I find that alot of people who work in the civil services, cops especially, get off on playing around with their authority.

I think there is a whole subset of cops out there, who were not so popular in school, now they take it out on the world...
 
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