Would you believe this excuse?

[Sho-No-Luv]

I had a date last night, met from online. In person, she was a 6 (an 8 online) by observation of her sitting down and her face. So I cut the date short to about 25 minutes and left with her. As I walked with her for several blocks to my car/her transportation, I noticed she had a real nice azz. So I said, "Hey, you really have a nice azz."

She reponded, "Excuse me. A nice azz? What about my eyes, my face?" I responded, "Well, you do have a nice azz. Do you want to go back to my place and fvck?"

Then she started crying. So I said, "Hon, don't cry. What's your name?"

LOL. Ya, I'm going to hell.

Damn Guru you're a fuucking *******e...

But you know what?

I LOVE IT!!!

 

[Bingo-Player]

Have a date planned and girl texts you saying

"Sorry my nana passed away this afternoon, I won't make tonight. Haven't been checking my phone, sorry to bail".

I say bullshyt. What do you guys think?

no its far too stereo typical

the only excuses il believe are ones that are heavily detailed

she's flaked you on purpose delete her number and move onto the next

 

[SuckItUp]

She lied. How do I know .... she through in that nonsense about not checking her phone. Someone who is being honest wouldn't mention the phone at all because it is irrelevant.