worst situation imaginable...

[Hyper2010]

Hya guys, I appear to have found myself in the worst situation possible. Any advice, no matter how brutal is appreciated; just going to give the facts of the situation for you to consider;

1) My gf claims to currently be pregnant with my twins. Due date is jun 10th 2011, supposed conception date Sept 24th 2010.

2) between September 1 and Sept 23rd we had an official break with only minimal contract

3) On Sept 11th 2010 she joined a dating website

4) First night of meeting after break we were in bed and she asks if is slept with any woman in our time appart. I truthfully answered no. When questionned the same thing back, she huffed, didn't speak and turned over and said goodnight

5) On Sept 17th she was rung at 12:13am by her ex husband

6) She has never told her ex about me in the 12 months weve been together.

7) she claims her ex battered her, visciously and repeatedly when she was married and yet he has free unconditional, unsupervisrd access to the child they had, and occasionally he pops round when I'm not there. Would she not be scared??

8) I found an application for divorce, on grounds of adultery from her exes solicitor

9) We haven't had sex in over 2 months, yet she pesyers me for paying for prams etc

10) She recently had a very aggressive vaginal infection. Supposedly from wiping the wrong way

11) In Sept 2010 her ex invited her and their girl to go on holiday to the ivory coast, his native country

12) One twin has a club foot:..

Any advice? Am i paranoid because something feels very fishy indeed...

 

[Joe Stud]

a) you will demand dna tests to determine parenthood
b) sit back a bit, worry about the births, just coohabitate w/ her
c) take some time, and based on the dna & how much other stuff you dig up, make decisions about the future in late summer.

you are too overwhelmed now. you are in a storm, just hold onto a tree. decisions can be made after the storm lets up

 

[Hyper2010]

friends

Yup. Tons of them. Going off the facts stated do you think she's up to something?

 

[runner83]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=181849

Bro, you've already gotten the advice you need:

Run like hell!!!!!!

Did you think posting it again and someone would magically say something different?

GET A PATERNITY TEST BEFORE THE CHILDREN ARE BORN!!!

Apparently paternity testing can be confirmed before the child is born. Here's some info to get you started:

http://ezinearticles.com/?DNA-Paternity-Guideaternity-Testing-Before-A-Childs-Birth&id=368992

http://www.cytomation.com/info/pre-natal-or-post-birth.htm


Get her to take the tests before the child is born. DO NOT sign any birth certificates otherwise or if you are unsure.

Here's the possible scenarios:

1) She won't do it ===> then follow Horaholic's advice.

2) She does it, but you are not the father ===> then follow Horaholic's advice.

3) You are the father ===> Either support the kid or play hardball and hope she goes back to the ex to raise the kid.

 

[Zarky]

You guys realize this is a joke right. Club foot?

 

[Sophomakhos]

Get a test done! Otherwise she would only be taking advantage of your ignorance.

 

[Hyper2010]

update...

2 more things happened over the weekend;

She told me that 'she dosent know if she loves me' and us refusing to sleep in the same bed as me because she wants her 'space'


Any ideas why she would say and do this?

 

[ArcBound]

Are you fvcking dense. Get a test like so many other posters have recommended. Then you can worry about the smaller problems like her loving you or not.

I'm guessing you're most likely trolling. If you're not trolling then your retarded for not getting a test yet and I hope you have fun being a cuckhold with a woman who goes on vacations with her ex husband and claims she doesn't love you anymore.

Remember if you don't get the test then you deserve everything that seems to be coming your way.

 

[Kerpal]

Also get tested for STDs.

 

[vatoloco]

Here.

And I don't know... something doesn't quite add up... might you be trollin'?

 

[5string]

You guys really believe this sh!t?

Anybody want to buy my Boeing 747?

 

[Hyper2010]

Guys this is real life;

What would an alpha male do in this situation?

 

[betheman]

Guys this is real life;

What would an alpha male do in this situation?

he wouldnt be posting this crap on a website

 

[JustWuzzle]

Hya guys, I appear to have found myself in the worst situation possible. Any advice, no matter how brutal is appreciated; just going to give the facts of the situation for you to consider;

1) My gf claims to currently be pregnant with my twins. Due date is jun 10th 2011, supposed conception date Sept 24th 2010.

2) between September 1 and Sept 23rd we had an official break with only minimal contract

3) On Sept 11th 2010 she joined a dating website

4) First night of meeting after break we were in bed and she asks if is slept with any woman in our time appart. I truthfully answered no. When questionned the same thing back, she huffed, didn't speak and turned over and said goodnight

5) On Sept 17th she was rung at 12:13am by her ex husband

6) She has never told her ex about me in the 12 months weve been together.

7) she claims her ex battered her, visciously and repeatedly when she was married and yet he has free unconditional, unsupervisrd access to the child they had, and occasionally he pops round when I'm not there. Would she not be scared??

8) I found an application for divorce, on grounds of adultery from her exes solicitor

9) We haven't had sex in over 2 months, yet she pesyers me for paying for prams etc

10) She recently had a very aggressive vaginal infection. Supposedly from wiping the wrong way

11) In Sept 2010 her ex invited her and their girl to go on holiday to the ivory coast, his native country

12) One twin has a club foot:..

Any advice? Am i paranoid because something feels very fishy indeed...

Wow holy **** my advice DNA testing. I don't want to see you on maury though. You also need to stay away from this, chick she sounds nasty as fvck.