Worst reason girl had for rejecting you?

[Downrock27]

I called her and she was at her friends house and said to call back in an hour. So I did. Her friend picks up and says "This is her gf" I'm like "Yeah ok can i talk to her" Shes like "No you dont understand, im her gf, she doesnt swing that way, bye."



Hows that for ya. hehe.

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Downrock27
I called her and she was at her friends house and said to call back in an hour. So I did. Her friend picks up and says "This is her gf" I'm like "Yeah ok can i talk to her" Shes like "No you dont understand, im her gf, she doesnt swing that way, bye."



Hows that for ya. hehe.

That has to win some sort of award...my favorite was "I'm not ready for a boyfriend now." Saw her at the mall two days later and was introduced to her "boyfriend." Go figure...

 

[tamales]

I used this once and well not sure if it qualifies but here goes, now be nice, I actually meant it. long story

"Once an egg is broke it's broke and well, it shouldn't be this hard, ya know. You understand. But good luck tho, I had a lot of fun and you're a real lady killer. Now get out there..."

Said with complete sincerity as I meant it but this guy and no, not my former DJ was playing way too many games and heck, I wasn't all that into to him to begin with. And no, he was no lady killer. Ouch! But with him I was like whatever. Doubt he is ever really cried the blues over this one but he still calls me every six or so months like clock work to see what I am up to. Ouch, double ouch

Sigh and what about lame lines for you men. Let's not go there!!!

 

[FBGangsta]

"I don't really want a boyfriend right now, you know, I'm not down with all that bf/gf thing. But you'r really cool and a great friend!"



...two weeks later....she has a boyfriend!

 

[nistelrooy]

Funnily enought, the line that hurt the most for me was one with no excuses.

"No."

That was all she said; no reasons, no hesitation, no offer to be friends and eyes staring straight at me.

This happened about 4 months back. I still get shivers up my spine recalling it.

 

[Trickster_guy_2001]

Originally posted by nistelrooy
Guys,
Sorry to rekindle some bad memories, but what are some of the lamest excuses girls gave when they turned you down?

"I'm just not ready for a relationship. It's not you, it's me" ("Yeah right. It's you.")

I just would like to hear something original when I get shot down.

Jeez. Women get lots of chances to turn guys down, you'd think they would've come up with something more original after all these years. I actually gauge women more by their rejections. If it's not original, then she's outta my life. Heh heh.

For once I'd like to hear something like "Umm, I'd like to, but you see, I was abducted by aliens, and I met Elvis, and we partied all night on the mothership, and then I had to save the galaxy, and so I'm REALLY tired today and I don't feel like going out."

 

[Trickster_guy_2001]

Originally posted by nistelrooy
Funnily enought, the line that hurt the most for me was one with no excuses.

"No."

That was all she said; no reasons, no hesitation, no offer to be friends and eyes staring straight at me.

This happened about 4 months back. I still get shivers up my spine recalling it.

Oh my god! That's the BEST excuse I've gotten!

 

[RazzleDazzle]

I got the "maybe" and then she dissapears.

I also got the "it's not you, it's me. Maybe we will try again later. I do like you so don't think it's that. I need to think about myself for a change. I'm not ready for a relationship. Best of luck to you." This was in a letter. No phone call, nothing but a letter. Talk about going for everything you could fit on a page. Two day later she is with her ex again. She wouldn't even look me in the eyes. Pathetic, her loss though.

 

[Apollo]

Here's one that will keep you laughin for awhile...

Talked to some girl at a mall for a little, asked her for her number and this is what she said "sorry, I have a yeast infection". I looked her straight in the eye, she looked right back and was dead serious. I busted out laughin so hard, that had to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I even had to go sit down cause I was laughin so hard and water was squirting out of my eyes.

For once I was speechless, what the heck do you say to something like that?!

 

[MDgood]

"sorry, I have a yeast infection".

lol... damn, THAT girl deserves a medal! That's funny as shyt. I bet the look on your face must have been priceless.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Originally posted by FBGangsta
"I don't really want a boyfriend right now, you know, I'm not down with all that bf/gf thing. But you'r really cool and a great friend!"



...two weeks later....she has a boyfriend!

Ouch......been there back in my teen years. Still pisses me off, thinking about it.

The Bad Ass Canadian

 

[MDgood]

Funnily enought, the line that hurt the most for me was one with no excuses.

"NO."

Pretty much had the same thing happen to me, nistelrooy, about four years ago. She said it in such a nasty, patronizing, "you are a total goon" way, made all the worse by the fact that we had occassionally chatted during the previous three years. The good thing is it was such a heartless bytch move on her part that after a day I was like, damn, she truly wasn't worth a crap to me in the first place. I think she thought the same thing, and let me tell you why...

I didn't see her until about a year afterwards, when I was with a friend in a local restaurant, and she was sitting with some of her friends at a nearby table. We knew each other were there, but I didn't really care. When it was time to leave my friend and me happened to be passing her table as she was returning to her seat from the bathroom. For a brief second our eyes met.

As we exchanged basic "hi's" to each other as we passed, I was able to look right into her eyes with total fearlessness, because I knew she was nothing compared to the women I have as my friends and in my family. My body language said so much, "Hi, you're worthless" when I just shrugged her off and went on my way. She was so visibly nervous and had such a look of fear in her eyes and in her voice, it was almost as if she had expected me to haul off and hit her. It was pretty obvious to her that she knew she had been a heartless bytch, too.

I really enjoyed that. It was terrific.

 

[IDMeansNothing]

not me, but was bad....

My old neighbor philip came over to the house one afternoon with a 6 pack.

His wife had left him for 'another' woman!!! I was stunned. I didn't know WTF to say to him!

 

[Bill]

My ex, who was living 2 hours from my hometown, told me this when we broke up:

"The time between our encounters is always too long, the distance is killing us... I love you but it's gotten too hard now."

Two weeks later, you guess it... she has a boyfriend; funny thing, the guy's my friend and he lives 5 minutes from where I live!
Bloody women, indeed!

 

[silverdog]

Originally posted by Bill
My ex, who was living 2 hours from my hometown, told me this when we broke up:

"The time between our encounters is always too long, the distance is killing us... I love you but it's gotten too hard now."

Two weeks later, you guess it... she has a boyfriend; funny thing, the guy's my friend and he lives 5 minutes from where I live!
Bloody women, indeed!

ouch!

 

[stevey_2000]

'it would be wierd and besides..your too nice!!

that has to be my worst line about 1 week before i came across this site!

 

[silverdog]

Originally posted by stevey_2000
'it would be wierd and besides..your too nice!!

that has to be my worst line about 1 week before i came across this site!

uugghhhh....you poor bastard i feel for ya

 

[stevey_2000]

uugghhhh....you poor bastard i feel for ya

i know!, twas horrible but i found this site and the lines have changed around somewhat

 

[nistelrooy]

The good thing is it was such a heartless bytch move on her part that after a day I was like, damn, she truly wasn't worth a crap to me in the first place.

yep. sometimes when they're really cruel, it makes it easier for you to move on.

 

[Reto]

Originally posted by kickman72
well the worst rejection i got from a girl was never hearing from her again after dating her for two months.

One I had a while back in a nut shell. She was so non-confrontational. She'd just become a Biotch and try to make me, break up with her.

Last I heard from her was that we made plans to meet at the park for a morning run. I get to the park. She calls me on my cell ph and says she doesn't feel like running. Well, I bail as well and go to the gym. I run into her there. She was shocked to see me, and says nothng. I said nothing and haven't for 9 months!!

What a flake !!!!!