Worst date night EVER!

[CrzyBadBoyDJ]

Oh my god! This chick I was with sucked so badly! ouch! ok, you'll find it amusing...just uh listen.

I met this chick at walmart (of all places) while I was buying a television. I got her number after a short conversation about getting drunk and senior week. She was pretty cute, but not as hot as the girl that I was currently dating.

Well, I picked her up tonight and she was talking alot. She seemed kinda nervous at first but we quickly hit it off. She kept talking about how she got this new faceplace for her cell phone that lights up and ****. I couldn't take it anymore after the second time she brought it up.

So we're driving in a construction zone and everything is very tight. And my exit is coming up and theres this huge truck in my way. I see the exit but I can't get over fast enough to get in it and I turn sharp and I end up hitting a plastic barrier (nothing serious, it's just like a street cone but harder) no damage to the car. We're both laughing about it. Then we goto the mall for alittle and I go to pick up some stuff really quick and we were going to see a movie (yeah yeah i know, I'm short on cash).

We're talking briefly during the movie (2fast2furious) and she talks about how hot Tyrese is, and she jokes about how hot the women are too. I laugh, but I'm thinking (please kill me now!). Then her ****in' phone goes off, luckily it's silent but it starts giving everyone else around us a light show!

The movie was ****in' excellant and I was starting to enjoy her company. When we're pulling out of the movie theater and she calls the person that called her during the movie. It lasts for a few moments then it ends and we start enjoying a few moments of silence until we start talking about "padiddling" from cars that only have one headlight (reminded me alot a girl that I dated that used to say that all the time while driving). We pull up to my house and I show her my dad's mustang that is very seuped up, and has an awesome paint job. We go into my room and we talk some more and she tells me about this time she through a shockput in the air and it flew really high into the air and came down and hit her in the head and gave her a minor concussion. I was laughing my ass off, in my head at this point. Then her ****in' phone goes off again! GOD! She's talking to her guy-friend about how she's going to hang out with him tonight after I take her home.

Then after that I take her home and she's text messaging one of her friends! I'm getting very irritated, so I blast my stereo. After we're almost there she sees another car with only one headlight and mentions the padiddling thing again.

Now, the BIG PART!....

RIGHT when I pull up to her house, HER ****ING PHONE GOES OFF AGAIN! DAMMIT! LIGHT SHOW AND ALL! And she takes the call! I was starting to say goodnight to her and she tells me to hold one a second. and the phone calls lasts about two minutes while my car is running and after the phone call, I ask her if she's got her keys and **** and I go to kiss her (yeah I wanted something) and we end up hugging. I was like "WTF?" but of course I kept my cool. We say goodnight and she tells me not to hit anything on the way home! I laugh and drive off.

Man, dude. I'm definately NOT calling her back! It's not like she needs another person to call her anyways!

 

[Eternal]

Ouch! Even better if you two were about to kiss and had lips an inch away and her phone goes off...

 

[wh01987]

Hah

Well It would have been funny if her strict dad came outside after the car running in the driveway for a few minutes thinking that you 2 where making out and was like wtf..? Anyway you shoulda been like "dang your phone is more important then me?"theen " well screw you then hoe" then "oh yeah wanna get it on?" That would be funny as heck

 

[chronus]

Re: Hah

Originally posted by wh01987
Well It would have been funny if her strict dad came outside after the car running in the driveway for a few minutes thinking that you 2 where making out and was like wtf..? Anyway you shoulda been like "dang your phone is more important then me?"theen " well screw you then hoe" then "oh yeah wanna get it on?" That would be funny as heck

i've only seen 3 or 4 other things posted by you, and i can never understand a word you say without devoting more time than i care to to what you've typed.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Pretty good kick in the balls there, chronus.

As for the story, it was pretty funny. Good thing you didn't spend too much time and money on her, or else it would've been worse. I kept smiling throughout the story thinking of how I would feel in that situation. After a while, I would've told her that it fvcking bothers me when she talks on the phone so damn much, but I get pissed of quickly about certain things.

 

[drixsa]

man i hate cell phones

people ask to see your cell and then they go through your caller list and ask you about everyone they dont know

then they look at your call log to see who called you and who you called

then they look at the text messages you send/recieve

i wanna shove the phone up their butt

then their is people like this that you had to go out on a date with that have no class

this can tell you a lot about the girl, the 2nd time she woulda taken the call i woulda brought it up being the SOB that i am

then i woulda told her i had to end the date

and u still wanted a kiss from that *****

i think she was tryin to send you a message or show you that she was "Cool"

 

[CrzyBadBoyDJ]

i think she was tryin to send you a message or show you that she was "Cool"

I think so too. She didn't show any other signs of not liking me, really, except for her actions with her goddamn cell phone. I don't really care. I'll go to a club and meet some new girls. It's all good.

 

[wh01987]

what i was ****ing saying is that it would have been funny if

HER DAD CAME OUTSIDE while he was waiting for her to be done

talking on the phone. And the reason he would go outside is becuase

the car is idling fora while he might think they are making out.. Nevermind

i givve up..

 

[lollipop]

Tell her you enjoy her company but the cellular phone is too annoying and say to her to turn it off. It ain't that much of a biggie.