CrzyBadBoyDJ
Senior Don Juan
Oh my god! This chick I was with sucked so badly! ouch! ok, you'll find it amusing...just uh listen.
I met this chick at walmart (of all places) while I was buying a television. I got her number after a short conversation about getting drunk and senior week. She was pretty cute, but not as hot as the girl that I was currently dating.
Well, I picked her up tonight and she was talking alot. She seemed kinda nervous at first but we quickly hit it off. She kept talking about how she got this new faceplace for her cell phone that lights up and ****. I couldn't take it anymore after the second time she brought it up.
So we're driving in a construction zone and everything is very tight. And my exit is coming up and theres this huge truck in my way. I see the exit but I can't get over fast enough to get in it and I turn sharp and I end up hitting a plastic barrier (nothing serious, it's just like a street cone but harder) no damage to the car. We're both laughing about it. Then we goto the mall for alittle and I go to pick up some stuff really quick and we were going to see a movie (yeah yeah i know, I'm short on cash).
We're talking briefly during the movie (2fast2furious) and she talks about how hot Tyrese is, and she jokes about how hot the women are too. I laugh, but I'm thinking (please kill me now!). Then her ****in' phone goes off, luckily it's silent but it starts giving everyone else around us a light show!
The movie was ****in' excellant and I was starting to enjoy her company. When we're pulling out of the movie theater and she calls the person that called her during the movie. It lasts for a few moments then it ends and we start enjoying a few moments of silence until we start talking about "padiddling" from cars that only have one headlight (reminded me alot a girl that I dated that used to say that all the time while driving). We pull up to my house and I show her my dad's mustang that is very seuped up, and has an awesome paint job. We go into my room and we talk some more and she tells me about this time she through a shockput in the air and it flew really high into the air and came down and hit her in the head and gave her a minor concussion. I was laughing my ass off, in my head at this point. Then her ****in' phone goes off again! GOD! She's talking to her guy-friend about how she's going to hang out with him tonight after I take her home.
Then after that I take her home and she's text messaging one of her friends! I'm getting very irritated, so I blast my stereo. After we're almost there she sees another car with only one headlight and mentions the padiddling thing again.
Now, the BIG PART!....
RIGHT when I pull up to her house, HER ****ING PHONE GOES OFF AGAIN! DAMMIT! LIGHT SHOW AND ALL! And she takes the call! I was starting to say goodnight to her and she tells me to hold one a second. and the phone calls lasts about two minutes while my car is running and after the phone call, I ask her if she's got her keys and **** and I go to kiss her (yeah I wanted something) and we end up hugging. I was like "WTF?" but of course I kept my cool. We say goodnight and she tells me not to hit anything on the way home! I laugh and drive off.
Man, dude. I'm definately NOT calling her back! It's not like she needs another person to call her anyways!
I met this chick at walmart (of all places) while I was buying a television. I got her number after a short conversation about getting drunk and senior week. She was pretty cute, but not as hot as the girl that I was currently dating.
Well, I picked her up tonight and she was talking alot. She seemed kinda nervous at first but we quickly hit it off. She kept talking about how she got this new faceplace for her cell phone that lights up and ****. I couldn't take it anymore after the second time she brought it up.
So we're driving in a construction zone and everything is very tight. And my exit is coming up and theres this huge truck in my way. I see the exit but I can't get over fast enough to get in it and I turn sharp and I end up hitting a plastic barrier (nothing serious, it's just like a street cone but harder) no damage to the car. We're both laughing about it. Then we goto the mall for alittle and I go to pick up some stuff really quick and we were going to see a movie (yeah yeah i know, I'm short on cash).
We're talking briefly during the movie (2fast2furious) and she talks about how hot Tyrese is, and she jokes about how hot the women are too. I laugh, but I'm thinking (please kill me now!). Then her ****in' phone goes off, luckily it's silent but it starts giving everyone else around us a light show!
The movie was ****in' excellant and I was starting to enjoy her company. When we're pulling out of the movie theater and she calls the person that called her during the movie. It lasts for a few moments then it ends and we start enjoying a few moments of silence until we start talking about "padiddling" from cars that only have one headlight (reminded me alot a girl that I dated that used to say that all the time while driving). We pull up to my house and I show her my dad's mustang that is very seuped up, and has an awesome paint job. We go into my room and we talk some more and she tells me about this time she through a shockput in the air and it flew really high into the air and came down and hit her in the head and gave her a minor concussion. I was laughing my ass off, in my head at this point. Then her ****in' phone goes off again! GOD! She's talking to her guy-friend about how she's going to hang out with him tonight after I take her home.
Then after that I take her home and she's text messaging one of her friends! I'm getting very irritated, so I blast my stereo. After we're almost there she sees another car with only one headlight and mentions the padiddling thing again.
Now, the BIG PART!....
RIGHT when I pull up to her house, HER ****ING PHONE GOES OFF AGAIN! DAMMIT! LIGHT SHOW AND ALL! And she takes the call! I was starting to say goodnight to her and she tells me to hold one a second. and the phone calls lasts about two minutes while my car is running and after the phone call, I ask her if she's got her keys and **** and I go to kiss her (yeah I wanted something) and we end up hugging. I was like "WTF?" but of course I kept my cool. We say goodnight and she tells me not to hit anything on the way home! I laugh and drive off.
Man, dude. I'm definately NOT calling her back! It's not like she needs another person to call her anyways!
