worst date ever!!! HELP!

[Tails]

i just got back from a date that went wrong. i met a girl on msn, saw her picture, talked on the phone... met her in person today, only to realise she was not the same as she looked in the picture. she was UGLY!!!! she had two teeth missing on the front of her top teeth. she had bracers, she had the weirdest ugliest eyes ever, her eyelids above were red and they overlapped... and her lips were disgusting and small (don't ask. was at the cinema, it was dark alright.) i was a nice guy today with her. i talked, joked, smiled... but i really didn't enjoy it with her too much. i really tried to. but i couldn't.

i am home and she has messaged me on the phone saying: "thanks for today, i had fun. hugz kissez. your da best kisser i know. HONESTLY." - yeah, that message HONESTLY almost made me puke.

anyway, i dont want to see her ever again. what the hell do i reply back?

i was thinking this:

"i enjoyed today too.. but i can't see you anymore... because i just came out of a relationship, being around you and doing the things we did reminded me of my ex too much. im really sorry."

 

[duke007]

HAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH Oh my god that is hilarious. you poor bastard!

Don't even reply, she'll get the message. What can you expect if you mislead a guy by giving a fake picture?

No front teeth? holy sh1t!!!!!

 

[deeloo]

thats really bad from the descriptions uve given.. u mean she had no front teeth? how the **** does she eat? and whats the point of wearing braces then.. its not like she's gonna look any better..

but then.. i dont understand how small lips are disgusting.. personally i think that's better those huge ass gold fish lips..

anyway.. i would really be frank with her.. ust say things rnt working out.. cuz if u say she reminds u of ur ex she might think she still has some chance.. so just be honest with her.. i mean u would hate it if girls mess with your head like that when they dont really like u right? so yea.. and after u do that just tell your phone service provider to block her numbers.. and delete her number off ur phone..

funny tho.. how could her photo have made her look anywhere near acceptable if she's as hideous as you have described her?

 

[SuperMan_Wuss]

Hmm, this girl sounds like she loves you, you should marry her.,,,,,,,, ---That is the most disgusting thing I have ever said.--- Serriously though. If she isnt honest enough to post a true likeness of herself on whatever profile she had, she should get exactly what she deserves, rejected.

 

[slickone]

where's the picture

I think you should post the link so we can see her profile picture.

 

[CLOONEY]

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that is all I have to say

 

[Mr.Hash wid da Stash]

I read that sh!t and I nearly choked on my banana I'm eating coz I was laughing so fvcken hard. Man that's some fvcked up ****. No front teeth?! What did she look like in her photo!? Let that be a lesson to use the internet dating thing with extreme caution.

I suggest next time you go out with some girl off the net ask to meet her at some specific spot. Then scope her out from your car with binoculars to make sure she's not some toothless, weird eye lookin', small lipped chick...

Hmmm how to get the message across that you don't wanna see her again. Without being too brutal... tough one. I'll be fvcked if I know. Good luck anyhow brother. Keep us updated. How old is she anyway?

 

[Mr.Hash wid da Stash]

Damn you kissed her too. How does it feel kissing a girl with her front teeth missing? Lots of room for your tongue at least...
-shivers-

 

[SuperMan_Wuss]

hey dude, your name isnt Ken is it?? ahahah probably not. My old roommate madeout with a chick that lives in my apartment building just for some good 'ole action. He later told me she tasted like a dirty diaper and didnt know how to tell her she need mints. then the dumbfukc mad out with the chick again. How fukcing stupid can we be sometimes. I have gotten to know the chick and have been close enough to her to smell her diaper mouth, I wanted to puke. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

 

[am4591]

Moral of the story is never go out with somebody you've never seen.

By the way, she's wearing braces because you have to get your teeth straightened before the dentist can put in a partial plate to replace missing teeth.

 

[Surfboard]

anyway, i dont want to see her ever again. what the hell do i reply back?

Just tell her that you didn't feel any chemistry between the two of you and it's best for you to move on.

 

[Ice Cold]

Use womaneze on her. Tell her you just wanna be friends.


Dude - you're screwed up. You shouldn't have kissed her.

Ugh

 

[ManOMan]

hehe WHY did you kiss her if you thought she was soo ugly?

I went out with a girl once I met online, she looked nothing like her pic

but I played nice took her to a nice restaurant, then a movie (where I fell asleep)

 

[Ice Cold]

was she still there when you woke up? Was your wallet there?

 

[ManOMan]

heh this is the funny thing she was like a 3

and I tried to move on her in the theatre(drunk a bit) and she pushed me away, then i just said fuggit and went to sleep(i was pretty tired)

 

[Ice Cold]

ROFLMAO

True DJ attitude I gotta do that with a 9 sometime soon

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

It is too late to help you - you already went overboard! Why did you go for a kiss with someone you didn't like? I take it you were the aggressor - did you feel obligated as a man?

Don't pursue women who you don't want to get involved with romantically!

 

[isotope]

can u send the link to the pic?

btw, why did u KISS her if u didnt like her?
you shoulda bought some garlic nachos, then kiss her and gross her out

 

[Cremasta]

Why do you need to reply back with anything? I didn't see a question there. If you reply you will just make her think that you are interested. If she is as butt ugly as you say, then just being in the same room as her will turn her on, you know it, she knows it.

Ignore it. If she asks you out on another date, then just say no thanks.

LOL! No teeth, I bet she gives great head!!!