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Don Juan
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Well lets see, heres a little story I've enjoyed telling for over the past 2 years, because to be honest, its comical to me, because all my friends are pricks to say the least.
This has to do with myspace so if anyone wants to punch me in the face and tell me Im an idiot before you start reading, do so now.
So I was talking to this girl through messages on myspace, then we starting talking VIA AIM, she seemed nice, the pictures of her were cute, nothing special, but cute. We talked on the phone a couple times, she had a nice voice. Anyways, the thought of her coming to my school for the weekend came up somehow, not by me, but by her, at this point in my life, not many girls have actually offered to come visit me so I was like, hell why not.
So my buddy who was doing a graduate program at her school decides that he'll do me a favor and pick her up and bring her back to my school. Keep in mind that our school had just lost power and would be out for 2 days. He calls her, sees her, laughs and gets her in the car. He calls me and says, Hey buddy, you're ganna love this. ALl while shes sitting in the car next to him. At this poitn, I have no freakin clue whats going on
So I go to class, come back, shes been chillin at his house for sometime, I go over, I walk through the door, and before the door shut, I walked right out. This girl was not the 5'4 115-120lb girl from the picture, this girl was a solid 5'1 160lbs of pure meatballness. I figured, since she ****ed me over, i'll **** her over. For the there days that she stayd at my school, I did not feed her once, infact, I ate infront of her, hell she needed to lose some weight anyways. Then at a party I was forced to bring her to, I "got sick" and was driven home by said friend who couldnt just have left the girl at her school. When he got back, they tried to kill her with alcohol, didnt work apparently, he said the sound of her throwing up was the most disgusting thing hes ever heard. The day comes that she goes home, he goes to me, "You owe me" while shes sitting there in the car, I gave him 5 bucks for wendys and sent him on his way
Now let me ask you people, once you saw the girl would you have left or would you have done what he did and pick her up and bring her back to teach me a lesson to never meet girls on the internet?
Well lets see, heres a little story I've enjoyed telling for over the past 2 years, because to be honest, its comical to me, because all my friends are pricks to say the least.
This has to do with myspace so if anyone wants to punch me in the face and tell me Im an idiot before you start reading, do so now.
So I was talking to this girl through messages on myspace, then we starting talking VIA AIM, she seemed nice, the pictures of her were cute, nothing special, but cute. We talked on the phone a couple times, she had a nice voice. Anyways, the thought of her coming to my school for the weekend came up somehow, not by me, but by her, at this point in my life, not many girls have actually offered to come visit me so I was like, hell why not.
So my buddy who was doing a graduate program at her school decides that he'll do me a favor and pick her up and bring her back to my school. Keep in mind that our school had just lost power and would be out for 2 days. He calls her, sees her, laughs and gets her in the car. He calls me and says, Hey buddy, you're ganna love this. ALl while shes sitting in the car next to him. At this poitn, I have no freakin clue whats going on
So I go to class, come back, shes been chillin at his house for sometime, I go over, I walk through the door, and before the door shut, I walked right out. This girl was not the 5'4 115-120lb girl from the picture, this girl was a solid 5'1 160lbs of pure meatballness. I figured, since she ****ed me over, i'll **** her over. For the there days that she stayd at my school, I did not feed her once, infact, I ate infront of her, hell she needed to lose some weight anyways. Then at a party I was forced to bring her to, I "got sick" and was driven home by said friend who couldnt just have left the girl at her school. When he got back, they tried to kill her with alcohol, didnt work apparently, he said the sound of her throwing up was the most disgusting thing hes ever heard. The day comes that she goes home, he goes to me, "You owe me" while shes sitting there in the car, I gave him 5 bucks for wendys and sent him on his way
Now let me ask you people, once you saw the girl would you have left or would you have done what he did and pick her up and bring her back to teach me a lesson to never meet girls on the internet?