Worse online to in person encounter

MyOwnKryptonite

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Well lets see, heres a little story I've enjoyed telling for over the past 2 years, because to be honest, its comical to me, because all my friends are pricks to say the least.

This has to do with myspace so if anyone wants to punch me in the face and tell me Im an idiot before you start reading, do so now.

So I was talking to this girl through messages on myspace, then we starting talking VIA AIM, she seemed nice, the pictures of her were cute, nothing special, but cute. We talked on the phone a couple times, she had a nice voice. Anyways, the thought of her coming to my school for the weekend came up somehow, not by me, but by her, at this point in my life, not many girls have actually offered to come visit me so I was like, hell why not.

So my buddy who was doing a graduate program at her school decides that he'll do me a favor and pick her up and bring her back to my school. Keep in mind that our school had just lost power and would be out for 2 days. He calls her, sees her, laughs and gets her in the car. He calls me and says, Hey buddy, you're ganna love this. ALl while shes sitting in the car next to him. At this poitn, I have no freakin clue whats going on

So I go to class, come back, shes been chillin at his house for sometime, I go over, I walk through the door, and before the door shut, I walked right out. This girl was not the 5'4 115-120lb girl from the picture, this girl was a solid 5'1 160lbs of pure meatballness. I figured, since she ****ed me over, i'll **** her over. For the there days that she stayd at my school, I did not feed her once, infact, I ate infront of her, hell she needed to lose some weight anyways. Then at a party I was forced to bring her to, I "got sick" and was driven home by said friend who couldnt just have left the girl at her school. When he got back, they tried to kill her with alcohol, didnt work apparently, he said the sound of her throwing up was the most disgusting thing hes ever heard. The day comes that she goes home, he goes to me, "You owe me" while shes sitting there in the car, I gave him 5 bucks for wendys and sent him on his way

Now let me ask you people, once you saw the girl would you have left or would you have done what he did and pick her up and bring her back to teach me a lesson to never meet girls on the internet?
 

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HAHAHAHAHA

Believe it or not, I have done something worse.

I meet ALOT of girls online. Some are hotter than their pics, some are the same, and a couple were..........LOL

i can remember on 3 separate occasions, I said hi to the girl (expecting an hb7 and getting an hb2), gave her a hug, was warm to her for 1 minute, and then said "please go home, I am not interested" LOL

once, i actually came over a girl's house, she was ugly, she wanted to watch a movie, and I played along for 10 minutes (i dunno why?).......then I said I need to get something from my car, and well, I drove away and ignored the hell of her since then
 

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skip2mylou781 said:
HAHAHAHAHA

Believe it or not, I have done something worse.

I meet ALOT of girls online. Some are hotter than their pics, some are the same, and a couple were..........LOL

i can remember on 3 separate occasions, I said hi to the girl (expecting an hb7 and getting an hb2), gave her a hug, was warm to her for 1 minute, and then said "please go home, I am not interested" LOL

once, i actually came over a girl's house, she was ugly, she wanted to watch a movie, and I played along for 10 minutes (i dunno why?).......then I said I need to get something from my car, and well, I drove away and ignored the hell of her since then
That's beyond f'd up, but quite funny lol.
 

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of course its beyong ****ed up - thats basically worse than if a girl flakes on a guy

but hey, if im expecting an hb7 and i get an hb1 or an hb2, then that'll be exactly what she deserves!
 

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skip2mylou781 said:
of course its beyong ****ed up - thats basically worse than if a girl flakes on a guy

but hey, if im expecting an hb7 and i get an hb1 or an hb2, then that'll be exactly what she deserves!
Well i agree with u if the deception was on purpose, which im sure it was. I met a girl who just had head shots on match.com. I asked her for a better pciture and she told me she didnt have a full body one and that she was a just a few extra lbs. Now i thought her face was cute so i figured oh ok, shes got some meat on her i can dig that.

But she was ginormous! She was like 5'3"
190 lbs, im not even kidding. I dunno why but her face did not look chubby in the picture. That's just wasting peoples time i was pissed.
 

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MyOwnKryptonite said:
This has to do with myspace so if anyone wants to punch me in the face and tell me Im an idiot before you start reading, do so now.
:kick:

There, I feel better now. Good story though. I always ask about her photos, where they were taken and when they were taken. If I can't tell how fit she is by her picture I end up asking her straight away about her body type. Yeah, there's a few women who get pissed even after explaining about how people occasionally embellish their representation online. I've learned that women who take pride in their appearance agrees with me and readily let's me know just how fit they are. It's all about qualifying... :up:
 

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I knew this chick, worked with her...

She was 5'3"ish and easily weighed over 200lbs...

Yet, she took the most awsome face shots! Saw guy
after online guy bite based on that alone. A handful
stuck around, tons of others AWOL!:nervous:

Photos are OK, but take them with a grain of salt, that is all
they are worth.
 

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My friend was talking to some chick on the internet and wanted to meet her. So we were driving to this other guy's house one day and he was like "Hey, that chick lives in this neighborhood, let's swing by her house" and he called her up and told her to come meet us outside. So we pulled into the neighborhood (gated community) and we're driving and we see this HUGE, FUGLY girl standing there.

So my friend started yelling "Turn around! Turn around!" :crackup: but I kept driving over to her :p so he got stuck talking to her for a while. But after that he didn't contact her again.

A lot of fat chicks are really good at taking pictures that make them look good.
 

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maybe its because late at night here and I am a bit tired and had a couple of drinks,but what was the point of being a d1ck?! I mean guys are complaining all the time on here that women treat them like sh1t and then they turn around and treat other women like sh1t.

Instead of dragging it out, just give it to her stright answer like a man and say right off the bat you are not interested but it was nice meeting her and send her on her way instead of being stuck with her for the whole day and then pretending you are sick so you can cowardily bounce out of there. I would expect this behaviour from a chick not a man.
 
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