Worlds Biggest ****block: The mother.

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Alright... so her mother called me a Cassanova. And explained fully to her about the "Don Juan" personality. Yes, she used those words.

According to the girl, I look like one, act like one, and talk like one. (A evil Don Juan/Player guy)

Now, I've turned this girl far to far into the darkside for her to turn back - but how on earth do you disarm the ****block here? I mean... *chuckles* I'm not gonna have to hit on the mom now, am I? Like I've seen done in the movies. :p I have a feeling the evil mother's constant talk of how much like her father - back in the days - I am, and how dating me is only gonna end up in pain, pain, and more pain; will eventually get to her head, and she'll start believeing it. :-(

Seriously... do I need to kidnap her and sell her as a slave to Zimbabwian rebels or what?
 

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Problem is, I get the feeling her mom knows all about game. I've met her dad, and he would make one hell of a cool DJ rolemodel. I mean, this guy is like 50, divorced, and yeah... still got the moves. :-/
 

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One big lesson ive learned is to ALWAYS REMAIN A MYSTERY. Never open up to a female, not even when you think she is the one or she is really different.
 

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One big lesson ive learned is to ALWAYS REMAIN A MYSTERY. Never open up to a female, not even when you think she is the one or she is really different.
 

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You're wrong. The world's biggest ****blocker is the fat, ugly female friend. This girl will never like you unless you find a guy to keep her occupied.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I flirt with my fiances mother all the time. I make inappropriate sexual jokes, flirt with her and call her "mum" all the time, which she kinda likes.

Treat all women the same, right?
 
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