Worlds Biggest ****block: The mother.

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Alright... so her mother called me a Cassanova. And explained fully to her about the "Don Juan" personality. Yes, she used those words.

According to the girl, I look like one, act like one, and talk like one. (A evil Don Juan/Player guy)

Now, I've turned this girl far to far into the darkside for her to turn back - but how on earth do you disarm the ****block here? I mean... *chuckles* I'm not gonna have to hit on the mom now, am I? Like I've seen done in the movies. :p I have a feeling the evil mother's constant talk of how much like her father - back in the days - I am, and how dating me is only gonna end up in pain, pain, and more pain; will eventually get to her head, and she'll start believeing it. :-(

Seriously... do I need to kidnap her and sell her as a slave to Zimbabwian rebels or what?
 

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Problem is, I get the feeling her mom knows all about game. I've met her dad, and he would make one hell of a cool DJ rolemodel. I mean, this guy is like 50, divorced, and yeah... still got the moves. :-/
 

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One big lesson ive learned is to ALWAYS REMAIN A MYSTERY. Never open up to a female, not even when you think she is the one or she is really different.
 

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One big lesson ive learned is to ALWAYS REMAIN A MYSTERY. Never open up to a female, not even when you think she is the one or she is really different.
 

Juan_Man

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You're wrong. The world's biggest ****blocker is the fat, ugly female friend. This girl will never like you unless you find a guy to keep her occupied.
 

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I flirt with my fiances mother all the time. I make inappropriate sexual jokes, flirt with her and call her "mum" all the time, which she kinda likes.

Treat all women the same, right?
 
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