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ViciousDADogg

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Man I don't know. The only thing I wanna say is that I rather live with 10 virgin males than 1 woman. :kick:

They suck!!!
 

WaterTiger

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ViciousDADogg said:
Man I don't know. The only thing I wanna say is that I rather live with 10 virgin males than 1 woman. :kick:

They suck!!!
We suck? :confused: Isn't that what you guys like? OR...are you saying you PREFER the young virgin boys over women?







I'm going to be in BIG trouble for this one...:trouble:
 

ValleyDJing

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I have created a monster with my women rants the past couple of nights haven't I?
 

ViciousDADogg

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It's just that women make a crappy friend or buddy.. I only like their shape, how they smell, etc.. As a buddy they're no good. Only fvcking them works for me, but they suck at the rest of life.

I don't even know how they can live with them selves like that.
 

Vulpine

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ViciousDADogg said:
It's just that women make a crappy friend or buddy..
Then look at it another way: they make great pets.

I have a cat and a woman at my apartment. When the woman misbehaves, I pay attention to the cat instead. After I while, I've found my cat whines more than my woman does.

And when you think about it long and hard... (I've had this conversation with a couple women) ...my cat has been in my life for 8 years: longer than any girlfriend has. He gets ultimate preference/priority because he'll still be around when she gets the boot.

It seriously infuriates women when they realize that they rank lower than my cat.

:whistle:
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

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navyseal2101

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Hahaaa I want a cat, I had 3 but they died, so now I have none.
 

Luthor Rex

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navyseal2101 said:
Hahaaa I want a cat, I had 3 but they died, so now I have none.
Stop cooking them and they won't die!
 

Rollo Tomassi

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Butthead: All theez grilz suck,..

Beavis: Yeah, heheh,..yeh

Butthead: We need a girl who doesn't suck,..no wait, that's not what I meant,..
 

Nighthawk

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I love women and enjoy their company and friendship. You just have to pick the good ones.
 

Victory Unlimited

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Well, I've found that NOTHING makes me appreciate "women" more than having met MORE than my fair share of "biitches", as of late.
 
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