Women of the world.

[backbreaker]

let me show you something


http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/irina-stone.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/mountie_007/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/CR/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/15479/15479-56dg.jpg

http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/Uglywoman.jpg

i can go on and on


let me show you something else

http://www.hosthumor.com/files/1063d7614a13.jpg

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Kate-Beckinsale-Photograph-C12150273.jpeg

and I can go on and on (damn kate.. not bad)

what I'm saying.. take it from someone that has been abrod.. there are ugly people everywhere. Trust me, if Asian was fully of lollypop licking 18 year olds that have a size 1 waste line and C cups with legs longer than my body, I would have moved htere 3 years ago.

these sites are doing nothing but playing on your failures with "american women'. There are some differences bewteen cultures, but it's blown WAY out of hand. Some places like Russia, it's a tad bit easier because the lack of men period but everyone isn't a Anna Kornikova clone.

I promise you.. Columbian women are just as snobbish as American women.. at least the hot ones. they all put up the same ***** shields, all do the same **** tests.. my old oneitis is columbian.

if you can't get laid here, you own't get laid there unless you pay. Right now there are guys in Asian longing to get to the US for the "easy beautiful hot women" because asian women "are so stuck up"

I like British women, simply because I think their accents are too cute. My GF is british, and I still catch myself chuckling when she talks. Even when she tries to catch a mini attitude I can't help but think it's too cute.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Show me a fat Ethiopian. Even Google image search can't find one.

Yeah, there are ugly people everywhere, but the average American is fat. The average Asian (or Ethiopian) is thin. That goes a long way.

 

[backbreaker]

they aren't fat because there isn't an abundence of food like there is here.

I can show you some pleasantly plump Africans that live in South Africa

 

[Bible_Belt]

It would be hilarious to get some model-thin mail order bride, and then she comes here, discovers fast food, and gains a hundred pounds.

 

[backbreaker]

Oh, they have fast food in other countires, we just have these man laweque proportions and fatting foods

I was in the UK earlier this year and i as longing for a ****ing Quarter Pounder with cheese and some fries.. I dont' know why. So I woke up, hopped in my rental car and had to search for about... 45 mintues looking for a damn McDonalds. Oh I found one alright.

I got my order and I waslike "what the **** is this ****!! this isn't mcdonalds?... where is the cheese greese streaming out the side? Why isn't my burger popping out the box because of it's side? This is a freaking LARGE fry, why can I hold all my fries in my damn hand?

Different to say the least

My GF is from like i said from the UK (I forget exaclty where, I 'll ask.. it's all the same to me, no offense) she's been here for a couple of years... not a hell of a long time.. like 1 and a half 2 years. She still sees things that just are "out there" to her.

lol, I took her "home" to little rock last weekend because I had some free time and I was in Kentucky.. and I had to stop by my fav food store while I was there.. That's right Amazon, I headed all the way to the damn hood just I can find Big Mama's Burgers. Only to find it wasn't in the hood anymore.. they have moved to a somewhat better part of town.. you used to have to wear a bullet proof vest in line. Anyway...with a name like Big Mama's Burgers.. there isn't much left to the imagination. Big Greesy ass burgers made by a 300 pound black woman (who actually knows my dad), fries that litearly have globs of fat hanging off of them and Nachos so damn good, you'd kill for them.

So..as everyone knows...I can eat. So she has gotten accustomed to me ordering a bunch of ****. I walk in... take a seat.. and order a medium nacho and a medium drink. So she looks at me and says "you aren't hungry?".. I say "just wait..."...

you can't make this **** up.. and I've been there before si I knew already.. they bring out this damn Big ass to go box that's soo full of nachos they can't even close it. Cheese dripping all on the side of the box with Chili as well... All on some Flaiming hot Dorito's...umm... If the box could talk it would say "hello.. I'm 10 pounds...what is your name?"

so my gF has her jaw dropped... she wasl iteralry speachless.

"that's a medium!!!"

"yeah.. babe big mama didn't get big by eating ricecakes all day"

and you don't want to see a large. you really don't. you can't even get a large to go.


Our Servings are just biggering than most peoples. WTF is SUPER SIZE, KING SIZE, RALLY SIZE, SONIC SIZE...whatever... we are fat fvcks becuase we eat

 

[Bible_Belt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLtwFugudZE


In the Caribbean island countries that were English colonies, the food has been influenced by Indian culture and cooking. I bought a chicken roti that a lady was selling out of her front yard. It was like a burrito, except they leave the bones in the chicken. That was culture shock for me. If Taco Bell gave out chicken tacos with bone shards in them, people would sue, but there it was normal.

 

[backbreaker]

the best mexican food ever is thoose little taco stands on the side of the road. I rob them everytime I pass one