Rollins with Jello
Don Juan
Yes it is true! Say there's this girl you know...and you ****ed up at one point in time and kinda stopped talking to her. Well its new years, and ive made it a resolution of mine to finally get laid.So i call up this girl, and we start talking, and she comes out with "i finally found the answer to all my problems!!" So im like ooh lemme guess...pot?no...alcohol?no....sex? oh god that sounds good,but no....So im like i give up...and she tells me how she finally broke it off with some ******* guy who treated her like **** and all...She's like...wow its great to be single!And im like hell yea...been single for a while now,guess now i finally KNOW WHAT I WANT in life and from the opposite sex.
And she's like well whats that?"The poontang,sugah!" "Not sure i speak your language..." Yadda yadda yadda...how many people here have ever heard a girl ask you if you want to screw?This girl actually asked me if i wanted to screw...so of course i said hell yes,we set up a date and time,and ima get sum booty, ima get sum booty,ima get sum booty!
And she's like well whats that?"The poontang,sugah!" "Not sure i speak your language..." Yadda yadda yadda...how many people here have ever heard a girl ask you if you want to screw?This girl actually asked me if i wanted to screw...so of course i said hell yes,we set up a date and time,and ima get sum booty, ima get sum booty,ima get sum booty!