Women aren't funny, USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE

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I agree with the original poster. It never made an impression on me, but actually that's true. There are plenty of girls who are fun to be around, but the source of the humour is not them. I recently looked in the bulgarian Cosmo forum. No humour. Not even a single good joke. That is unnatural even for a foreign forum, but for a bulgarian one it's a real phenomenon. (we're way too unserious :) ). It's not that they are not intelligent enough to see it. It's like the AFCs that are afraid to make jokes around women. Women are 10 times more afraid to make jokes, in front of everyone!
 

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In all these years, I have only dated maybe 4 women that could really make me laugh, out of the whole bunch. That's not much.

I watch Frasier and laugh at witty one liners while she sits there with her arms crossed looking perfectly bored.

I laugh to tears watching 'Spinal tap' with my best friends while she stares at me like I'm on drugs or something.

How come there are so few girls who can actually stand 10 min. of monty Python while I can never enough of it?

How come the ones who dig it are usually ugly?

So I agree with a lot of what 's been said on this thread so far and I admit that it does cast a gloomy shadow over the rest of my life with women.

They're not funny. period.

I laugh a lot more with my friends than they laugh with theirs.

Forget about that BS that women are attracted by a man's sense of humour.
Yes, only as far as C&F is a sign of self-confidence. But honestly, do you think Pamela Anderson got wooooowed by Tommy Lee's keen sense of humour or by his fame and huge Beverly Hills Mansion?
 

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Yeah I find most female comedians utter crap.
 

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I think female comedians are crap as well. I can say, I've never had a female rolling on the floor laughing Most girls who try to make jokes are crap...

I'm just saying the ones that ARE funny, have a completely different kind of funny to them...

It's impossible to see really if you have the expectation behind you though. Jeneane gaofolo, Sarah Silverman, Maria Bramford, Ellen Degeneres(not her sitcom), Pheobe(from friends, I don't know her name).

Delivery is essential to a woman. If she is thrown into a crowd and a female in the crowd is stereo typed, her act usually fails. If she can throw herself in there, and tell people why her act sucks, and what people are thinking, they crack up... I think that's the reason they suck at stand-up so much.

lol, this thread is hijacked.... I just tried to say that there are some funny women. I never wanted to argue how or why women are funny. I don't want to prove or disprove anything, we all know comedy is dominated by men.

I'll leave it at this...

You can be funny, and girls will laugh.
 

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guys guys guys, why are u all talkinga bout comedians??? thats a PROFESSION, and it is JOKE-TELLING!

wat IM talking about is in everyday situations, women do not say anything remotely funny or witty on dates and stuff like that, and when they THINK they r being funny, they r actually just being stupid/retarded, which is why people laugh at them.

I can say this, there was this girl i dated once and every time i saw her, she'd always surprise me by sayin somethin that had loops, wit, and impressive intuiition that actually made me LAUGH OUT LOUD and i thought WOW THIS GIRL IS FUNNY, MAKES ALL OTHER GIRLS SEEM DULL....
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.....its true, be with one actually FUNNY girl and all others will seem like they r good for just sex and nothing else.


This is why we date women, because they are hot and the source of our sexual pleasure.....those who do NOT date women and are straight, their source of sexual pleasure is jerking off

This is why we date women, because they are hot and the source of our sexual pleasure.....those who do NOT date women and are straight, their source of sexual pleasure is jerking off

This is why we date women, because they are hot and the source of our sexual pleasure.....those who do NOT date women and are straight, their source of sexual pleasure is jerking off


Do I make my point here?
 

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In terms of sexual pleasure, a straight man can get a hard of from a massage...

I am close friends with more guys, than I am with girls. The ratio for guys and girls being funny is about the same overall... The key is, most girls DON'T want to impress you with jokes, OR they don't feel comfortable enough around you to be making jokes.

To a woman that CAN tell jokes, when she runs into a guy who seems desperate, she's not going to tug on the personality string, she's going to tug on his sexuality string to get more things. She KNOWS that a guys PREFER sexual relations over friendship. She knows her role, and she knows what a better man wants...

I live in a different culture than you do, I know many women who are funny. They stay clear of feminine jokes that they know I won't appreciate. They stay away from making lame comments, BECAUSE they know lame from not lame....

I'm just thinking your hittin up weak girls for sex. Slvts and skanks, are good for nothing but sex. The girls who are good for more than just sex, are generally funny after they know you are worth more than just the regular joe using neg's and C+F to try and seduce her.
 

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I think the problem is, we are guys, and we only understand guy-humour. Women only understand chick-humour.

For example, not many Americans enjoy British humour (ie. Monty Python, Tony Blair jokes). And most Australians don't understand jokes about black people.

Or take Seinfeld, an "urban" comedy for young adults. How many Utah farmers would enjoy it? Very few, I bet.
 

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My favourite humor to get involved with is newfie humor. Some of the best funny women I know are from there... they know nothing about politics or hard work, so all their jokes are down to earth, people to people jokes.

Just sit at a table listening to their jokes is amazing. They can go for hours. Just sit there with them in a club and random people will come and listen to their jokes and walk away laughing their asses off. When somebody walks by their table, they'll call them out and DJ the hell out of them. THey can get the guys to sit down, gaze into their eyes, and they give eachother signals and the guy just gets stuck inside of some whack ass story about his life.

I agree with everybody who says that whoever thinks girls aren't funny, aren't chilling with the right kind of girls.

lol word to what 'diplo' said.
 

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I read somewhere that a girl will consider a guy to have a great sense of humor if he can make her laugh where as a guy will consider a girl to have a great sense of humor if he can make her laugh.
 

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I agree that many more men are funny than women. Probably by a 10:1 margin. Women, on average, talk about the most boring things. Usually its some stupid argument about what some friend said to some other women 2 months ago, and they are still arguing about it. Or some bs about where this relationship is going. My current girlfriend is funny as hell. Before we started dating, she cracked on me, and I was laughing so hard, even though she was joking about me. Usually what she does is physical comedy. I've never met a woman who was a good story-teller type of comedian. I think for a LTR, I couldn't date a non-funny woman anymore. Hearing the sh!t that comes out of the average woman's mouth is enough to drive any man insane, luckily we have a built in defense mechanism--you know when your woman is babbling about some nonsense and your eyes glaze over and you make some kind of agreeing statement every minute or so. I hate to say it, but the average woman's mouth is good for only 1 thing, and it ain't talking. :crackup:
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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skip2mylou781 said:
Make her laugh, tell a story or too, get to kno her a little, and thats it, after that isolate and hook up, take it all the way, cuz women are good for SEX, not TALKING - I BET YOUR GUY FRIENDS ARE 10000 times more fun to talk to anyway!
I see what you mean there. This is definitely a problem for me, its so hard to talk to them not just because I can get nervous but also because most chics are BOOOOOORING. I can converse with my fellow dudes much better not just because I'm not nervous with them but also because they're more interesting to talk to, and I feed off of that. With most women in conversations its like you are trying to pull all the weight with no leverage.
 

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girls are self centered and often devoid of original thoughts...the ones who are creative are often biitches/feminists that arent worth your time either. thats why you cant flat out look to them for good company. theyre good for sex and if ur committed theyre often more sympathetic to your problems.
 
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I know a girl who thinks that whatever she says is so funny she laughs through the whole story making it hard for me to understand what she's talking about. And this happens in every conversation but at least she's upbeat.
 

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lol all girls think they r funny or the ****, but none of them are....they r just p$ssy for us and that is wat we are all after whenever we ever see them and go out with them....unless we have one-itis, then its not all about the sex
 

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This is true, that women on the whole are less funny. The reason is simple: they have less abstract reflection.

You know that women on average are worse at mathematics. That's because of the lower capacity for abstract reflection. And studies show that women read maps differently, and really are worse than men at reading maps - because it is too abstract. However, when a man and a woman have both gone a route before, they have equal capability to find their way.

Abstract reflection, of course, is what we need to see logical gaps like flippingfreak wrote, the difference between what should be and what is.

Why? I can only assume that it has to do with the long Stone Age, when men had an easier time of surviving on their own, while women were always dependant on someone else for survival. Women would by necessity stick to that which is close, the home, and focus on that. Men would roam more freely. And since men were the planners, they would develop better abstract thinking.

This is also why women on average have a slightly higher linguistic capacity - they needed language, communication with others, to survive. Especially with their husband's mother, who commandeered the new household they moved into.

Fun facts:

Women have the same IQ average as men, but they are closer gathered around the mean. Men have more outliers. This is true in every field: math, linguistic ability, creativity - we always have more outliers, i e more of those who are both real stupid and more of the geniuses. So the best authors, the best mathematicians, the best comedians - like those who get to be on TV - are men. (And you can be sure that the great publishing houses are looking actively for female authors, reviewing them more favorably than they would a man. And that the university boards are all praying for good female mathematicians who will give them good publicity in the PC media. If anything, it is men who are at a disadvantage. Yet we are called "privileged" simply because the top slots are still filled with men, because of the outliers.)

For anyone who would still doubt that men are funnier - look at the teams employed to write jokes for sitcoms. I think we can all agree that these sitcoms live or die by their jokes, so they can ill afford to be "chauvinist" and favor men, or PC and favor women. They have to deal with reality. So what happens? The teams are made up mostly of men.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Girls can be funny,but not on the joke-telling level.I know alot of girls that c+f me back,make funny faces/moves or imitations of animals (usually cats :D).You expect to laugh to jokes and miss on how a child makes you laugh.I realy love when they're embarassed and make that angry/joking face and say "hey don't laugh!",cracks me up everytime.
 

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True, many women may not have a razor sharp wit, but I've noticed that they can be funny in several other ways. I think you have to be flexible enough to look for these different moments of comedy from chicks. My last girlfriend liked to do voice impressions and she was bloody good at it. She had me cracking up on the phone many times.

I think most men try to be funny and entertaining; it is in our nature. We make a deliberate effort to do this. On balance, women don't seem to develop this skill much (and it is a skill that can be learned). Why? Possibly it comes back to the basic m/f dynamic: men chase and show their value, women sit back and observe, then respond accordingly.

F'r instance, if you meet a HB10 and establish great rapport and attraction for each other, would it matter to you if she wasn't funny like Jerry Seinfeld? No way hosay. But given two mostly identical guys that this HB10 could choose from, and one of the dudes was witty and the other wasn't (say he was a bit taller or had more money), I think she'd choose the witty guy every time.
 

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Boschy said:
But given two mostly identical guys that this HB10 could choose from, and one of the dudes was witty and the other wasn't (say he was a bit taller or had more money), I think she'd choose the witty guy every time.

Uh wouldn't a dude choose the wittier of the two near identical women too?
 
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