Women are Gay

SexxiKing777

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Women are all secretly gay for each other

I'm starting to think that they don't want men. Only for finacial support and attention. but then they blow you off and go home to lick their Girlfriends crotch.

There's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise. I know the truth. I see it all the time. Chicks kissing on each other, feeling on each other, slapping ass. You'd never see a self respecting Straight man doing that. Only women, because they are gay.

I have never called any of my friends my "boy friends" but chicks do it all the time. They call each other "girl friends". Makes ya wonder doesn't it? well not me, because I know what's going on. Why do you think they don't call guy friends their "boy friends"? Because they do not want them sexually, unlike their girl friends.

Girls always comment on how hot,sexy, cute other girls are. You'd never hear a straight man talking about how hot Orlando Bloom is.

I've come to the conclusion.

women are all homosexual. The deal was sealed last night when I came home to my wife getting ate out by her best friend, who happened to be a CHICK.

women are getting more and more useless by the day...
 

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uhhhmmm ok....more pussy for me
 

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SexxiKing777 said:
Women are all secretly gay for each other

I'm starting to think that they don't want men. Only for finacial support and attention. but then they blow you off and go home to lick their Girlfriends crotch.
I've read that a lot of women at least experiment with another girl, usually in their early 20s. Guys do it too, but they're not as open about it because the stigma of being a fag is worse than that of being a lesbian.

SexxiKing777 said:
There's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise. I know the truth. I see it all the time. Chicks kissing on each other, feeling on each other, slapping ass. You'd never see a self respecting Straight man doing that. Only women, because they are gay.
Chicks do that because guys love it. Those chicks are attention *****s, not lesbians

SexxiKing777 said:
I have never called any of my friends my "boy friends" but chicks do it all the time. They call each other "girl friends". Makes ya wonder doesn't it? well not me, because I know what's going on. Why do you think they don't call guy friends their "boy friends"? Because they do not want them sexually, unlike their girl friends.
because they call em guy friends

SexxiKing777 said:
Girls always comment on how hot,sexy, cute other girls are. You'd never hear a straight man talking about how hot Orlando Bloom is.
Apples and oranges dude. A man is supposed to be macho, an alpha. There can only be 1 alpha that gets all the females. Therefore a man praising another man is in a sense admitting defeat. Its kinda similar to how a lot of women will sleep with a guy that's sleeping with multiple women if he's satisfying them, yet a majority of men will not sleep with a woman who's banging everything in sight.

SexxiKing777 said:
I've come to the conclusion.

women are all homosexual. The deal was sealed last night when I came home to my wife getting ate out by her best friend, who happened to be a CHICK.
So your wife is bi. Where's the problem?

SexxiKing777 said:
women are getting more and more useless by the day...
Statements like that make it sound that perhaps its not women who are gay.
 

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If I came home to my wife getting her pvssy eaten by her best friend, she'd have been licking around my c*ck, because I'd have dropped my drawers and started F*CKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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SexxiKing777 said:
women are all homosexual. The deal was sealed last night when I came home to my wife getting ate out by her best friend, who happened to be a CHICK.

women are getting more and more useless by the day...
What a shame. You mean to say your wife did not even ask you to join in the party and have a three-some. No wonder you are venting.
 

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Yeah dude; you have it all figured out.
 
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your wife is gay - thats about 0.000000001% of women in the world - dump that b1tch, and go have some fun

p.s. don't get screwed over with vaginamony and/or child support, ur slut of a wife does not deserve a penny
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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I am a straight woman, I love c0ck, and I am not gay. I call my female friends girlfriends, and would never make out with any of them let alone anything further. Having said all this, I have my curiousities. If the right woman came along, i would pursue my curiosities under the understanding that its a one time deal just to putm y curiosity to rest, that doesnt make me a lesbian, just inquisitive. Equally, sometimes I tend to think about what it would feel like if i had a pen!s and someone was sucking it till i orgasm, what the sensation would be. Its human nature to be inquisitive. You cant right off the actions of 50% of the population after something you saw one person do.
 

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Cinamon said:
I am a straight woman, I love c0ck, and I am not gay. I call my female friends girlfriends, and would never make out with any of them let alone anything further. Having said all this, I have my curiousities. If the right woman came along, i would pursue my curiosities under the understanding that its a one time deal just to putm y curiosity to rest, that doesnt make me a lesbian, just inquisitive. Equally, sometimes I tend to think about what it would feel like if i had a pen!s and someone was sucking it till i orgasm, what the sensation would be. Its human nature to be inquisitive. You cant right off the actions of 50% of the population after something you saw one person do.
You think about women in that way then you are gay. No straight man like myself would "explore" a man even one time. I have no desire too. what would another penis do for me?

I have no hate for gay people

I just know that all women are
 

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Rescue Mission said:
your wife is gay - thats about 100% of women in the world - dump that b1tch, and go have some fun

p.s. don't get screwed over with vaginamony and/or child support, ur slut of a wife does not deserve a penny
I believe that brother. I just believe also that all women in some way are lesbian

women imo are no good for relationships anymore. I'm going to divorce her and start over. Only living for me, not tryin to find miss right. But only miss drop it like it's hot

me and my wife are through.

When I saw this Tragedy I just casually strolled in and sat down. They froze, it was hilarious. I turned on the TV and got some lemonade and started just chilling. Her friend put on her pants and creep out the door. My wife disappeared and didn't say a word the rest of the night

so yea. You catch your wife cheating: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6aRwky0W5Y
 
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