THE DOCTOR IS IN DA HOUSE
A Street Pimp's Perspective...
yeah i have had problems with c*ckblocking b*tches especially their fat ugly friends but sometimes you'll get jealous HB9 with a BF who " doesn't want her friend to do the wrong thing " translated from ******** this means " i am jealous and why should you have all the fun ? "
so here is your answer
RULE OF PIMPING NO.1
ISOLATE
how can they stop you if they are not there ?
you are trying to take this hot chick away from her friends AFTER THE FACT
the fact being that she is already with these women
so all you gotta do is get her phone number which is the first thing you should be doing anyway
ring her up and take her out BY HERSELF and party like it's 1999
see how easy that is ?
a few other ideas that can work
the old " come back to my place " jump in taxi and escape
you must be quick and it can go wrong
2 seater sports cars rule for the whole " i am just going for a quick drive in this guys car i promise i'll be back in 5 minutes "
45 minutes later.... you get the idea
wait till the c*ckblockers aren't looking which is rare cause they will usually stand right next to you LOL then lead her by the hand around a corner
THE STEVE McQUEEN ESCAPE
ok if the b*tch you like wanted to escape from her friends SHE WOULD so you need to lift your game
make her an offer she cannot refuse
get her to work with you in planning the escape
for example. if she is a mad alcoholic say " i have 3 bottles of *insert her fav alcohol that you asked her while making conversation here* back at my place " ( flat mate must have drank them DAAAAMN lol )
be creative make her use brain to think
you'd be shocked to see chicks laughing and plotting and schemeing to help you take them away from the c*ckblockers. it happens.
THE WINGMAN
if you got some friends who have game all they have to do is LEAD the leader of the c*ckblockers on
yes you will owe him bigtime but he doesn't get with the chick
he just teases her into thinking she is going to get something
now this only works if he hasn't tried anything on other girls in the group infront of the leader of the c*ckblockers
if he is smooth enough with his game he will convince the c*ckblocker she is like not an ugly h0e and she will be putty in your paws
check this she will even try and hook her friends up with your friends to try and even the numbers because she thinks she is in HAHAHA
need an example ? i took one for the team last night i am gunna post a field report about it so you can all see another option when pimpin' at large
but remember ISOLATE ISOLATE ISOLATE !!!
get their damn number ring em up take em out by themselves
ISOLATE !!!!!
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Quote: Don Juanabbe
“ What are you Vanilla-bloody-Ice? “
Quote: Player_Supreme
“ But if a ho wants to just be friends then don't waste your time. And I'm a debase character so your hooking up with her friend in front of her was sweet to my ears. “
Quote: Player_Supreme
“I've taken a fat chick and put her on a diet and training program and created my own super ho. “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“First off - she is just another hor who has opened her legs to another man - you are no one special - and there are no "Greatest" to hors - you are just the next pimp in line!!! “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ the 'pimp' mentality works today because you are living in a time such that there are an overabundance if hors - this is the Pimps playground!! Pimps and hors go together like bread and butter - they are complementary natures!!! Pimps need hors like hors need pimps!! “
Quote: squirrels
“ You NEVER pay as a supplicative or bargaining measure, though. The reward that she gets for her affection is YOUR affection. The reward she gets for her sex is YOUR sex. The second you start buying her stuff to keep her around, keep her entertained in your presence, etc...you're compensating for not having what it takes to seduce the woman, and that's totally unacceptable. “