Evening guys, hoping for a little advice here.
these Past few weeks I have been able to overcome my speech impediment which was very severe, it resulted in me shying away from situations, not going after girls etc. Through a speech therapy programme I have been able to communicate with people much more effectively and a lot of people have told me I seem happier and a lot more confident!
So, last Saturday I was on a stag do party and afterwards I took one of the guys to a club where all of my work friends were out for another colleagues wedding party ( I didn't go because I had already said yes to the stag do and didn't want to break my word, so I said I'd meet up with them later).
Get to the club and the 3 hottest girls wrap their arms around me and sort of scream my name, and I say 'hey u lil sex kittens' in a happy to see you voice. I lead my friend thru the club and hug and say hey to the other hot girls, they are 9's at least. We all go together to this little part of the club which is open air and after batting and introducing my bud to the group we stand and chat between us, just enjoying ourselves! Then one of the girlsof the original 3, sort of the leader of her group says one of the girls who is a friend of a friend of a girl that's out with us, standin a few feet away from me says that 'i'm really cute' and they grab Me by the arm and lead me to her, she says hey and starts talking about being spitroasted and feeling like a piece of meat. I say ' as long as it's with someone u loved it should be ok' so she says 'it was with someone I loved'. At this point, mainly from 13 hours of drinking and talking just turn away from her and go talkto someone else! So she starts talking to my friend and I talk to someone else.
Later on at this other club I am just enjoying myself and another of y friends talks to her but I'm just being social and enjoying myself. I sib down next to her and she says 'your friend really creeped me out, he just kept touching me' I say he's a really great guy. I go back to talking to the leader of the girl group about stuff then sit back next to this girl. She puts her hand on my leg, which I didn't realise since I was so drunk, she then tells me 'You are really cute you know' with the biggest grin! Her hair keeps flopping in my face so I brush it aside and she kisses me. After about 30 seconds of kissing, it felt like it was turning into foreplay as she turned her head for me to kiss her neck! This is in front of the group of friends and I remembered Reading that you shouldn't go straight into foreplay in front of people as she will associate that smutty feeling with you when she is sober. So I pulled away and said that I have to head off very soon so I'll need your number. Got it, said bye to people and she gave me a kiss goodbye.
Text her on Tuesday with 'hey, just seen your number in my phone. Did you have a goodtime on Tuesday? x' heard nothig back until Friday when she replied with 'who's this? x', then she phoned twice straight after. I couldt answer them because I was at work, when I got home I texted her 'i'm one of your five a day x' this led to 8 calls in 15 minutes from hers and another number!! Then a text came through saying 'wat are you sprout? X'! I don't reply, to give a little bit of mystery and that I have a life lol I reply on Saturday with 'haha your the sprout kid! x' and I haven't heard back.
I realise that was a lame comeback to her text but my problem is that I can never seem to say anything funny, it's always lame! Never witty!
I showed my flatmate today and he said that 'she waited all day for a reply and she got THAT! She'll prob reply tho. Probably best to tell her who you are when she does though'.
Trouble is that when I came to thinkof something witty to reply in the first place, absolutely nothing came to mind!!
Does anyone have any thoughts on wat a better reply would have been or how to become wittier/funnier?
He has also said that I try too hard to be funny sometimes and it seems forced! He is seriously good with women and he's helped in the past with things to say/do but then says she has to like you for you!! Which is true.
This girl is pretty, but I'm not interested in her like my old afc self used to be! I just Am treating it like one big learning experience!
Thanks in advance amigos.
these Past few weeks I have been able to overcome my speech impediment which was very severe, it resulted in me shying away from situations, not going after girls etc. Through a speech therapy programme I have been able to communicate with people much more effectively and a lot of people have told me I seem happier and a lot more confident!
So, last Saturday I was on a stag do party and afterwards I took one of the guys to a club where all of my work friends were out for another colleagues wedding party ( I didn't go because I had already said yes to the stag do and didn't want to break my word, so I said I'd meet up with them later).
Get to the club and the 3 hottest girls wrap their arms around me and sort of scream my name, and I say 'hey u lil sex kittens' in a happy to see you voice. I lead my friend thru the club and hug and say hey to the other hot girls, they are 9's at least. We all go together to this little part of the club which is open air and after batting and introducing my bud to the group we stand and chat between us, just enjoying ourselves! Then one of the girlsof the original 3, sort of the leader of her group says one of the girls who is a friend of a friend of a girl that's out with us, standin a few feet away from me says that 'i'm really cute' and they grab Me by the arm and lead me to her, she says hey and starts talking about being spitroasted and feeling like a piece of meat. I say ' as long as it's with someone u loved it should be ok' so she says 'it was with someone I loved'. At this point, mainly from 13 hours of drinking and talking just turn away from her and go talkto someone else! So she starts talking to my friend and I talk to someone else.
Later on at this other club I am just enjoying myself and another of y friends talks to her but I'm just being social and enjoying myself. I sib down next to her and she says 'your friend really creeped me out, he just kept touching me' I say he's a really great guy. I go back to talking to the leader of the girl group about stuff then sit back next to this girl. She puts her hand on my leg, which I didn't realise since I was so drunk, she then tells me 'You are really cute you know' with the biggest grin! Her hair keeps flopping in my face so I brush it aside and she kisses me. After about 30 seconds of kissing, it felt like it was turning into foreplay as she turned her head for me to kiss her neck! This is in front of the group of friends and I remembered Reading that you shouldn't go straight into foreplay in front of people as she will associate that smutty feeling with you when she is sober. So I pulled away and said that I have to head off very soon so I'll need your number. Got it, said bye to people and she gave me a kiss goodbye.
Text her on Tuesday with 'hey, just seen your number in my phone. Did you have a goodtime on Tuesday? x' heard nothig back until Friday when she replied with 'who's this? x', then she phoned twice straight after. I couldt answer them because I was at work, when I got home I texted her 'i'm one of your five a day x' this led to 8 calls in 15 minutes from hers and another number!! Then a text came through saying 'wat are you sprout? X'! I don't reply, to give a little bit of mystery and that I have a life lol I reply on Saturday with 'haha your the sprout kid! x' and I haven't heard back.
I realise that was a lame comeback to her text but my problem is that I can never seem to say anything funny, it's always lame! Never witty!
I showed my flatmate today and he said that 'she waited all day for a reply and she got THAT! She'll prob reply tho. Probably best to tell her who you are when she does though'.
Trouble is that when I came to thinkof something witty to reply in the first place, absolutely nothing came to mind!!
Does anyone have any thoughts on wat a better reply would have been or how to become wittier/funnier?
He has also said that I try too hard to be funny sometimes and it seems forced! He is seriously good with women and he's helped in the past with things to say/do but then says she has to like you for you!! Which is true.
This girl is pretty, but I'm not interested in her like my old afc self used to be! I just Am treating it like one big learning experience!
Thanks in advance amigos.
