Wingman Etiquette. And my main damie (pootietang)

sexualchocolate

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Are you out with your fellow DJ's and unknowingly ****blocking your friends?

These have all happened to me.

Find a quiet place and let your bud do his job when he finds himself in a promising sitution. Dont try to steal the lime light by being annoyingly comedic. Your simply bugging out bc you are without company.


Dont be a Captain Sav-A-Hoe. If im negging a girl, just laugh. Dont try to take up for her, hoping to hear an "awww, your so sweet." It makes me look like a bigger azzhole than im trying to be.

Dont reveal ANY secrets about your wingman. How many times must i give you "the eye" aka..... shut the hell up you worm.

For god sake, please dont have the audacity to rag your wingman in front of a lady. It starts to lower the value of your bud in Miss Potentials eyes. Get lost HATER!

Now lemme tell you about a friend of mine. We have years of experience wingin it up dropping the big D bombs on the terrorists we call women.

First of all. What makes a great wingman is one who will take one for the team. I just dont have it in me to screw a fatty. But hot damn my boy will. He's what I call a Sport F*cker. Just in it for the sport. His interest level flat lines the moment he leaves his receipt ( if you know what I mean). Then off to the next.

Im good without him. But when he and I get together, we form Voltron. A machine of minds, ready to break down any resistance that may be from any she-bots with an oversized pootbox.

In Da Club....

With a bag of looks or gestures. We know who to intercept to deter a ****block, when I see a two-peice dinner, when to approach, when he has a dance partner with an idle friend, well you get the idea.

Dedicated to my main damie. Thanx for helping me get laid :)


I once was escorted to the mall security room because they thought i stole an album. He asked if I had the record on me. I pulled down my pants and told him, "its no record, but it is 12 inches"
 

brosnake

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Good post. Finding a good wingman is like finding a $100 bill on the ground. I see guys put down their own wingmen all the time and its so damn lame. Girls can see right through that sh1t.

I'll look you up if I'm ever in NC and we can form the Captain Planet of Pimping.


-Sa da tay!
 

ShizamDaMan

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I consider myself a pretty good wingman. Nearly everytime I go out with one of my buddies he always takes the girl home. Unfortunately, he hasn't winged for me yet since he's been busy eating the scraps I give him (women I used to go out with, knew in the past, etc).

When I go and visit him at his place it'll be his turn to wing, and then he will finally realize how vital I am to him :p
 
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