sexualchocolate
Don Juan
Are you out with your fellow DJ's and unknowingly ****blocking your friends?
These have all happened to me.
Find a quiet place and let your bud do his job when he finds himself in a promising sitution. Dont try to steal the lime light by being annoyingly comedic. Your simply bugging out bc you are without company.
Dont be a Captain Sav-A-Hoe. If im negging a girl, just laugh. Dont try to take up for her, hoping to hear an "awww, your so sweet." It makes me look like a bigger azzhole than im trying to be.
Dont reveal ANY secrets about your wingman. How many times must i give you "the eye" aka..... shut the hell up you worm.
For god sake, please dont have the audacity to rag your wingman in front of a lady. It starts to lower the value of your bud in Miss Potentials eyes. Get lost HATER!
Now lemme tell you about a friend of mine. We have years of experience wingin it up dropping the big D bombs on the terrorists we call women.
First of all. What makes a great wingman is one who will take one for the team. I just dont have it in me to screw a fatty. But hot damn my boy will. He's what I call a Sport F*cker. Just in it for the sport. His interest level flat lines the moment he leaves his receipt ( if you know what I mean). Then off to the next.
Im good without him. But when he and I get together, we form Voltron. A machine of minds, ready to break down any resistance that may be from any she-bots with an oversized pootbox.
In Da Club....
With a bag of looks or gestures. We know who to intercept to deter a ****block, when I see a two-peice dinner, when to approach, when he has a dance partner with an idle friend, well you get the idea.
Dedicated to my main damie. Thanx for helping me get laid
I once was escorted to the mall security room because they thought i stole an album. He asked if I had the record on me. I pulled down my pants and told him, "its no record, but it is 12 inches"
These have all happened to me.
Find a quiet place and let your bud do his job when he finds himself in a promising sitution. Dont try to steal the lime light by being annoyingly comedic. Your simply bugging out bc you are without company.
Dont be a Captain Sav-A-Hoe. If im negging a girl, just laugh. Dont try to take up for her, hoping to hear an "awww, your so sweet." It makes me look like a bigger azzhole than im trying to be.
Dont reveal ANY secrets about your wingman. How many times must i give you "the eye" aka..... shut the hell up you worm.
For god sake, please dont have the audacity to rag your wingman in front of a lady. It starts to lower the value of your bud in Miss Potentials eyes. Get lost HATER!
Now lemme tell you about a friend of mine. We have years of experience wingin it up dropping the big D bombs on the terrorists we call women.
First of all. What makes a great wingman is one who will take one for the team. I just dont have it in me to screw a fatty. But hot damn my boy will. He's what I call a Sport F*cker. Just in it for the sport. His interest level flat lines the moment he leaves his receipt ( if you know what I mean). Then off to the next.
Im good without him. But when he and I get together, we form Voltron. A machine of minds, ready to break down any resistance that may be from any she-bots with an oversized pootbox.
In Da Club....
With a bag of looks or gestures. We know who to intercept to deter a ****block, when I see a two-peice dinner, when to approach, when he has a dance partner with an idle friend, well you get the idea.
Dedicated to my main damie. Thanx for helping me get laid
I once was escorted to the mall security room because they thought i stole an album. He asked if I had the record on me. I pulled down my pants and told him, "its no record, but it is 12 inches"