face2003
Don Juan
I was at the bowling alley with my freind and i saw this hb with her 2 ugly freinds (the hb was about a 8 or 8.5) and i asked them to come bowl with us. Well right away the hb just said "can i give you a hug" and i was like yea sure and we hugged. Then the girls came and bowled with us. As the hb was bending over to get the bowling ball i slapped her ass and she got all excited and such and bowled her turn. Then about 5 minutes later her freind was trying to read my shirt (it says "SERIOUSLY, something is wrong with your face") and she pressed on my chest to flatten the shirt and said "hey your boobs are the same size as megan's (the hb) boobs, then i said "oh really?" and i grabbed the hb's boob and said "yea you are right, they are the same size!" and they started laughing. Well when they were leaving i asked the hb for her # and she said i dont give out my #, im sorry. I dont know what happened, it was wierd. I was so convinced that this girl was gonna give me her # and then she didnt. What could i have done to maybe make this better (just to learn for future situations that are similar).