Why Nice Guys Suck - what not to do

MrBruce

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Nice guys quickly get emotionally attached. Sucking the life of you.

Nice guys make you their Life, their only source of happiness.

Nice guys laugh at your jokes...before you've even reached the punchline.

Nice guys have no real life or interest of their own. They sit around and dream of getting a girlfriend to fill their empty lives.

Nice guys suffocate their girlfriends, expecting them to be their lovers, mother, sister, princess, china doll, best buddy and the Goddess who brings up the sun in the morning.

Nice guys are confused about romance. They either go overboard and bring a dozen roses to a "lets go for a walk in the park" date...or...they do nothing.

Nice guys pretend to be 'just our friend' and then go home and fantasize about us mothering their 'nice guy' kids.

Nice guys will make you feel guilty if you spend a minute anywhere but with them.

Dating a nice guy is like dating yourself. If you like Broccoli, he likes Broccoli. If you hate Jay Leno, he hates Jay Leno. If you order a Shirley Temple, he orders a Shirley Temple. If you are pro capital punishment, he is pro capital punishment. If you think Austin Powers was disgusting he thinks Austin Powers was disgusting. If you prefer Kotex over Tampax...

Nice guys never do for you anything for the simple sake of giving. Everything
they do for their girlfriends are like stock investments. Each gift he gives you, or loving gesture he shows you, is really a guaranteed down payment toward a future of him clinging to you like a drowning man to a life-saver.

Nice guys will never actually tell their girlfriends when they don't like what she's doing. Instead, he will get mad about it six months later.

Nice guys truly think that they are making their girlfriends happy by sacrificing their own life, desires, wants, needs, opinions, and identities to that of their girlfriends. They can then claim that "no one will ever love you as much as I do".

Nice guys feel so undeserving of 'awesome you' that they make you feel that you have, most assuredly, picked a real loser.

Nice guys turn into stalkers. They already know your schedule. They will call you and hangup just to hear your voice. They will drive by your house to look at your parked car. They will get depressed if they don’t see you online.

Nice guys think that if a woman doesn't want to have anything to do with their boring, empty shell of manlihood, they're stupid *****es who would rather be with a jerk that beats them.
 

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Originally posted by cobcrazy:
Mrbruce,
where did you find that?

It sounds like something out of cosmopolatin magazine.
Probably right, I got it from a chick.
 

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Tight one.......
 

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cool

you can only see your problems when you look from the outside, when you use a mirror, this kind of post works this way.

THIS IS NICE GUY, SOUNDS FAMILIAR?
 
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