-why Most Of You Will Be Eternal Losers-

[penkitten]

no more whiners

 

[iveyleeger]

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[DJ_in_making]

Originally posted by iveyleeger
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i agree

 

[penkitten]

negativity really sucks. no more whiners means stop using negativity in your daily conversations with people.

 

[Casino]

Originally posted by iveyleeger
I'm gonna hijack this thread from you Casino b/c it's clear you didn't inspire anybody but yourself. So let's use this as an object lesson instead.

Here is a sample of your profile on myspace:

"About me:
Motorcycles. Handguns. Sports (I play baseball) Madden. I'm probably the most awesome person I know. Infact actually, yes I am..."

"Who I'd like to meet:
...I think meeting Abe Lincolon would be cool. But I wouldn't want to have a serious convo with the dude I would just punch him in the face for no reason and watch his reaction."

"How do you want to Die:
In a gun fight
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sell crack"

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...file&friendID=10263419&Mytoken=20050818005539

Now, that is just a selection of your fine prose. But reading that, it's easy to think that you are, shall we say "strikingly similar" to the trailer trash that gets hauled out every week in plasti-cuffs on reality shows like COPS. At the very least you manage to confirm the stereotype that baseball players are the least intellectual of the jocks. Throw. Catch. Spit. Bat. Run. Shoot roids. Repeat. Good boy ;-)

But then I scrolled down on your myspace page and saw the responses from some fine looking women:

"yeah! camping out in my living room sounds awesome! make sure your tent is made for two! kisses!"

"Funny I'm having a pants party...

I mean party in my pants...wanna meet me halfway?? "

etc.

So what can we "eternal losers" learn from this:

That women are not excited by intellect, honesty, or upstanding behavior. They like a hard body, and a hard attitude. They end up marrying wife beaters and dating ex-cons BECAUSE IT TURNS THEM ON.

So, while any reasonably intelligent man wouldn't go near Casino without police protection THIS IS NOT TRUE FOR WOMEN.

I think the myspace page tells the whole story.

End of Lesson. Back to you (and MJ), Casino.

lol I don't know if I should be flattered or call the witness protection agency. Seriously brah, you are displaying some traits of a jealous little stalker and it's pretty unbecoming.

I think you are reading into my MYSpace profile a little to much. I've said from the beginning all I use it for is supplementing my offline tang. Seriously, i've been getting some pretty sweet 19 y/o tang ever since I signed up.

Maybe I struck a cord with you? Did I hit a little close to home? Seriously, if I'm doing it wrong why don't you show me your profile. C'mon big guy show us how it's done.

 

[iveyleeger]

Anybody else get my point?

 

[Casino]

Originally posted by iveyleeger
Anybody else get my point?

LOL Don't try to seek others out for approval. This is me and you bucko.

I get your point. You are trying to deduce my character from a silly little myspace profile that I threw together in a few minutes. Sorry Matlock. I'm much deeper then that. I've been around the world (I'll post pics if I have to) I've fought in a war. I've failed. I've succeeded.

Only someone with your level of social ineptness would try to judge someone by their Myspace profile.

GAME OVER>

 

[escobar04]

Originally posted by Casino
Negativity? Yes. Truth? Read on.

Case Study: Michael Jordan. MJ is widely reknowned as the best human being to ever lace up a pair of basketball shoes. However his journey to the top was not an easy one. He was cut from his team during his Freshman year of tryouts. Lesser men would have folded under the pressure and concluded 'maybe basketball isn't for me' What did MJ do? Well he looked right in the face of old man adversity and told him to suck his d1ck. He worked out like a man on a mission and we all know how it turned out. He progressed from level to level until he was the best ever.


GOD DAMN IT!!! WHAT is life without PAIN, FAILURE and REJECTION. How BORING would life be without those qualities? Summertime is beautiful because of the hell that is suz zero winters.

Mike as motivation????

yeah, the man is deeply respected but what happened when he joined the Wiz in '00

drafted a high schooler one night and called him a "flaiming faggot" the next, cussed out all the players who ever played with him including Horace Grant, Charles Barkley, etc. publicly shytted on Brad Sellers and made fun of General Manager Jerry Krause

yeah, thats great motivation

Mike was sick and truly gifted, no one can or ever will be like him and shouldnt try to impersonate

leave all that rags to riches and "never give up" inspiration shyt alone
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this other part reminds of a South Park episode where Butters' girl dumps him and he starts cryin but at the same time is happy that there was something that made him feel like that, made him feel alive.

 

[naoi deag se deag]

I'm pretty sure having fights on an Internet chat board isn't going to make anyone stop being an eternal loser, so maybe we should knock that off.

Casino, I agree with you that this community attracts those who won't better themselves. It's just the nature of the community: guys who want to get better at attracting women, by and large, just go out and do it. This is for those of us who are starting below that normal level. And guys who start below that aren't going to have the same motivation.

However, I'm not sure how relevant it is to tell everyone they're going to be eternal losers. How do you propose they get out of that? This isn't so much a tip as a rehashing of a tongue lashing. A better move would be to post a bunch of field reports... then the guys who hijack your threads would be pilloried.

And man, your Myspace profile isn't what's getting you laid - it's your (I'll just come out and say it) awesome body. How much pvssy have you gotten from Myspace?

 

[the_afc]

Originally posted by Sasha
why write all that sh_t down when you just could say,
If you don't go out and work on your skills, you'll stay AFC, else you'll become DJ

^^^ see? one line!

wow,
are you a programmer or something?

if(you don't go out and work on your skills){
you'll stay AFC
}
else{
you'll become DJ
}


the_afc

 

[Bible_Belt]

Anybody else get my point?

The point is that he will not take advice from anyone. His braggadocio is a protective measure to guard his apparently low self esteem. Smart chicks with class can see this, which is why he is scoring mostly white trash hos.

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by Casino
lol I don't know if I should be flattered or call the witness protection agency. Seriously brah, you are displaying some traits of a jealous little stalker and it's pretty unbecoming.

I think you are reading into my MYSpace profile a little to much. I've said from the beginning all I use it for is supplementing my offline tang. Seriously, i've been getting some pretty sweet 19 y/o tang ever since I signed up.

Maybe I struck a cord with you? Did I hit a little close to home? Seriously, if I'm doing it wrong why don't you show me your profile. C'mon big guy show us how it's done.

Do you really call it tang on a regular basis?

And... are you for real?

 

[mrRuckus]

Originally posted by Casino

Only someone with your level of social ineptness would try to judge someone by their Myspace profile.

GAME OVER>

black.. kettle.. all that.

 

[Casino]

Originally posted by naoi deag se deag
I'm pretty sure having fights on an Internet chat board isn't going to make anyone stop being an eternal loser, so maybe we should knock that off.

Casino, I agree with you that this community attracts those who won't better themselves. It's just the nature of the community: guys who want to get better at attracting women, by and large, just go out and do it. This is for those of us who are starting below that normal level. And guys who start below that aren't going to have the same motivation.

However, I'm not sure how relevant it is to tell everyone they're going to be eternal losers. How do you propose they get out of that? This isn't so much a tip as a rehashing of a tongue lashing. A better move would be to post a bunch of field reports... then the guys who hijack your threads would be pilloried.

And man, your Myspace profile isn't what's getting you laid - it's your (I'll just come out and say it) awesome body. How much pvssy have you gotten from Myspace?

lol it's funny..i've gotten pu$$y two times off of myspace...

one chick emailed me from Jersey tellin me she was going to be in my hometown..blah blah blah

so we talk for a bit on email and i qual her..im like "i usually don't do chicks on myspace"

shes like "what makes me think we are going to do it"

and i say 'I potray the image of an Alpha male. Evolutionary phsychoogy dictates that not only do you want to have sex with me but you will have sex with me"

She had sex with me.

Lol now i got this chick thats send me a plane ticket see I can fly out to Nebraska and bone her.

I love this country.