Stick around for a little longer and you'll see that Mystery is just a weird nerdy guy who dresses weird and fakes his personality just to get a lay. Oh yer and then he writes a 300 page book on his theories and methods of attracting women, even though most guys could summarise it in one or two brief sentences.
Why be like Mystery? You think it's cool now to completely change yourself and act totally different for sex, but in my experience I have 100x more success without all of the methods and tricks. It's not cool to dress like a woman, it's not cool to wear embarassing outfits just to attract attention from girls and it's not cool to change yourself in any way just to please women.
You talk about not learning to be a DJ, but if you were a true DJ you would not be trying so hard to impress women, your mind wouldn't make you think you NEED to dress like a handicap just to pull someone, and you certainly wouldn't be reading 300 page seduction manuals because you don't think you can do it without. Creating interest is SOOOO easy, MEGA easy, you don't even have to try, hell the whole point is not to try, if anything, bumping it up, amplifying it, is the hardest. If you were a true DJ, who is confident, and has fun, girls will be interested in you automatically, it's sjut your job to take it up a notch.
If you bust on them a bit (like you do with all your guy mates), and just generally have fun with them, they WILL have some sort of interest in you. Treat them like you would any guy, just without the hitting :s.
Sure Mystery might have success but he does it in the saddest way. Kind of like cheating at poker, you might win, but the way in which you go about it, is just the pits.