Who's first time actually was special?

[Chickfight]

Mine sure as hell was not and I really don't give a sh!t
WARNING: copious amounts of TMI.

I was 18. A friend dragged my to this random local club in china. There was a dancer who worked there and she had this weird thing for me. Said I reminded her of her ex. Started making out and her putting her hand (and later ice, guess she thought it would be funny) in my pants. Eventually she drags me over to the bathroom BAM goodbye virginity. It was my first and most painful sexual experience ever. I started by lifting her and doing her against the wall, but I got tired so I bent her over. She was alot shorter though so, I had to bend my legs while thrusting. After it was over my legs were so cramped I had trouble walking. In a final wtf moment she actually took a piss in the toilet when we were done...

Yeah, not exactly a disney movie, but at least she was hot and I got that taken care of Made for a good story too.

How classy was your first time?


Oh and if you're interested, later she suggested that we have a foursome with my buddy and her ugly friend. This freaked me out to the degree that I told her to wait there and we made a run for it. It also helped that her boss/mistress lady seemed like she was about to have my ass kicked.

 

[Packers2010]

special no. WITH someone special yes.

 

[allbeef]

Mine was back in the late 70's. It was my first virgin. Definitely not my last. Anyway, that is off the subject. The chick ended up being my first and only wife. What a mistake. To make it worse we married when she was really young and fertile. In three years we had a kid and another was already on the way. Ruined my life. I curse the day we met.

Back to my first time. I had an awesome van back then. Racing strip on the side. The inside was screaming. Orange and blue. Remember, vans were hot back in the late 70's. They were sex on four wheels. Every girl wanted a Cassidy and you always seemed to see one in my style of van. I was stupid like a lot of you though. I fell in love. The girl was a friend of my family. I was in college and she was a sweet shy girl in high school. Our families pressured us to go together. I was more interested in pizza, pong, and my van than girls. I think it was because of my parents. So much pressure to go with that chick. F---- up my college years. Anyway, we ended up doing it at a nice hotel. Only way I could get her to give it up. I remember earlier in the day jerking it in my van on the way to pick her up. Only way I was not going to get pissed at her for being so uptight. I was so lost back then.

The lesson I learned was to juggle at least five girls like that. Don't hide from the moral type girls. Just play five at a time. I do that all the time now. More of a challenge than anything. Last summer I finally got to deflower a 22 year old that I had been playing for three years. That was work! She hated me at first but over time I think she just let me have her. That was crazy stuff. As far as the tramps go. Never let one get in your head. If she won't give it to you within two dates pass on her. If you like her company that is another story. Just don't fall in love!

Note - Guys. You cannot believe the Pong (Breakout) tournaments that were held in schools. Back in the day when American kids could buy a six pack. We would play for stupid stuff. But my greatest moments of college were playing Breakout or Pong and downing a six pack. No worries! The chicks were smoking. I will post pictures of friends if any of you want. I also made a small fortune scalping bball tickets! Ended up giving much of it away to the wife and kids.

http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/514/033/51/rmx_Revell_GMC_van_78_Hardy_Boys-1.jpg
My van was sportier. Still killer though. This was like the X5 BMW of today.

 

[Chickfight]

I know I'm not really one to judge, considering what I started this thread with... but there's something about your post that just creeps me out.

 

[bluenorther]

I was a late bloomer, girl stupid and all... could have got laid a lot sooner. This friend of my roommate's decided she had to deflower me, and I actually had a premonition that she'd be The One to do me. We were on my waterbed-- this was the 70's! and it was pretty great. She wasn't bad looking, either. Girls in the 70's were like that, not fat and gross like today. AIDS wasn't invented yet, so we didn't get wierd about not using a condom.
What was strange was how she turned into a total freak by the second time we tried to have sex. She was so insecure and hung up about getting preggers, with a condom this time, she couldn't deal with it at all. She wouldn't allow me to get near her pousse with anything but my d!ck. It was so bad, I didn't try for a third time.
My next partner was the forty-y.o. cougar. We couldn't get enough of each other.

 

[vlf445]

lol chickfight, my girl now is super short, n when i f*ck her in the shower I gotta do the same leg bend thing n I straight up can't walk after. That sh!t had me laughin so hard I almost fell off my chair when i read that.

My first time.......in high school I used to pick this girl up late at night n she would give me head then I'd drop her off. Late one night drinking at my house she texted me, I told her I was drunk n couldnt, so she said I could stick it in the pooper if I drove down. Naturally, being a drunken horny high school kid, I was in the car in seconds.

Not knowing how any of it worked, I just tried to stick it in with no lube or anything, failing miserably. Eventually I just ended up having insanely uncomfortable and unsatisfying sex in my backseat and drove her home.

 

[Huffman]

First time was with a cougar (she looked young, but later found out she was 15yrs older than me )

I was super AFC and pretty much failed in every way possible. Apparently she had a thing for the "nice innocent boys", which was exactly me. Funny thing, she was even more needy and clingy than me. We were "together" for some months, but I ended up dumping her and feeling horribly bad about it. That's the time where Disney comes crashing down on your head!

So yeah, it was special, and still a fond memory.
Recently saw her again, she's now fat and married. :nervous:

 

[powpow]

I realized one day that I didnt like my girlfriend and wanted a life full of ****ing hot women. so one night, with my girlfriend at the time (who was on her period also), i ripped out her tampon, went to town (this was actually her first time too, stupid *****), pulled out, screamed BLASTOISE, and busted on her chest, neck, and face.

then I broke up with her. LOLOLOLOL ghaaaa college.

 

[powpow]

true thats not still not as classy as ****ing a stripper in china... man I give you MUCH props

 

[DonGello]

I realized one day that I didnt like my girlfriend and wanted a life full of ****ing hot women. so one night, with my girlfriend at the time (who was on her period also), i ripped out her tampon, went to town (this was actually her first time too, stupid *****), pulled out, screamed BLASTOISE, and busted on her chest, neck, and face.

then I broke up with her. LOLOLOLOL ghaaaa college.

The amount of lol I just had was ridiculous. I actually ended up on the ground dude.... damn that is just some classic, Grade A, funny ****.

 

[MartyMcFly]

I realized one day that I didnt like my girlfriend and wanted a life full of ****ing hot women. so one night, with my girlfriend at the time (who was on her period also), i ripped out her tampon, went to town (this was actually her first time too, stupid *****), pulled out, screamed BLASTOISE, and busted on her chest, neck, and face.

then I broke up with her. LOLOLOLOL ghaaaa college.

LMAO

 

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

Not crazy. Not special

Camping trip with my high school buddies and some skanks. Ended up getting really drunk and fvcking our soon to be prom queen in the back of my truck. Didnt get to finish because she started crying. Guess I wasnt very good LOL

 

[Hank Moodie]

Camping trip with my high school buddies and some skanks. Ended up getting really drunk and fvcking our soon to be prom queen in the back of my truck. Didnt get to finish because she started crying. Guess I wasnt very good LOL

LMAO I think you were raping her.

 

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

LMAO I think you were raping her.

Oh... I never thought of it that way.

Still a fond memory

She later apologized and told me I had been reminding her of her ex or something. I wasnt really listening nor did I care

 

[Chickfight]

Hahaha great stories.

And powpow, got jokes huh? Well for your information, she wasn't a stripper, just a really slutty dancer

 

[Bible_Belt]

If you ever build a house that includes a giant walk-in closet for your teenage daughter's bedroom, don't put locks on the closet doors. There is no good reason for her to be in the closet with the door locked.

 

[handle]

Wasn't special. Got wasted, don't remember fking her. But she did help me out by bragging about my **** size to every girl in her dorm.

 

[women haze]

Same as handle...got Wasted Room was dark don't even remember the *****....