who would win in a fight?

[Jay-X]

1) imagine mike tyson and john cena are in the same club. one of them unwillingly pours some vodka on the other one... they start to argue and it evolves in a fight... who's gonna win? (mike tyson)


2) what about mike tyson and vitor belfort? (vitor belfort)


3) what about mike tyson and the strongest sumo guy? (mike tyson)


4) what about vitor belfort and john cena? (vitor belfort)



5) what about vitor belfort and the sumo guy? (vitor belfort)


6) what about john cena and the sumo guy? (that's hard, but i guess john cena)

in the () are my guesses



so my ranking would be:

1. vitor belfort
2. mike tyson
3. john cena
4. sumo guy


what about yours?


p.s.: if you don't like this post or think it's stupid, just close the window, don't flame

 

[SAYNO]

In his prime Mike tyson would have beat Belfort!

BELIEVE IT!



Sayno'

 

[Skel]

I think it all depends on the situation Do they start fighting close up? Do they have room to throw down or are they so close at the bar that they are clenched and wrestling. I think Mike would get his ass wooped by vitor as well

 

[tristan22]

Vitor is the toughest! Mike Tyson is the craziest, so who knows who would win?

 

[SAYNO]

Man, one punch from the old Mike Tyson and Vitor would be toast!

BELIEVE IT!


Sayno'

 

[quest]

why john cena?

i'm not super up to date on entertainment wrestling. but has he a background in anything?

wouldn't kurt angle for example be a better example as he has a background in real life wrestling.

 

[brucevangeorge]

screw all of youse.

my mom can beat the **** out of ALL of them. grizzly style

 

[Sweetcheeks]

Why Vitor Belfort?

Vitor's lost his game in the fight world. He's not even in the top ten in the NHB world rankings.

Fedor Emilianenko is tops (for now).

 

[happy gilmore]

Bruce Lee wins all

 

[[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]]

Goldberg

 

[Jay-X]

i didn't say john cena and vitor belfort were the strongest (though vitor actually is) in their sport, but they are my favourites.... that's why i mentioned them rather than others...



anyway, i think that if the fight exploded all of a sudden, mike tyson would easily beat vitor belfort, if he hit him immediately without letting him avoid the punch... but if they were to wait some seconds after the argue.... i think vitor would kill him

 

[diplomatic_lies]

What about:

Judge Dredd vs Superman?

Adolf Hitler vs Stalin? (the two men, not their armies)

Oprah vs Rosanne? (Rosanne is the fat chick from the TV show)

 

[Jariel]

007-JC vs Dr Beard?

 

[[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
What about:

Judge Dredd vs Superman?

Adolf Hitler vs Stalin? (the two men, not their armies)
Oprah vs Rosanne? (Rosanne is the fat chick from the TV show)

Superman
Stalin, Hitler was a short ass sh!t
Rosanne

 

[Don Pablo]

So Dr. Beard walks into the bar. He says "guess what motherfvckers?" and kicks all their asses.

 

[Phantasmal]

I heard Dr. Beard once killed an entire town because some kid dropped a spoon.

 

[Don Pablo]

That would mean he is a ninja. Hmmm.... We don't know who we're dealing with here.