Who would be your Don Juan movie lead actor?

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Okay man just imagine you are Hollywoods up and coming movie director, you have had 2 major hits and now you are planning your biggest movie ever, because you have always been at Sosuave, you come with an idea to make a DJ movie, how the guy progresses from total AFC to the alpha male Dj! What would your title be and who would you choose as your main character? It can be any actor you know of or any member here on these forums...I would choose Chris Rock, he can laugh any woman to bed..My title would be THE PATH OF A DON JUAN.
 

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some ones made a recent film about pick up - it looks like a POS

cant remember the name tho
 

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George Clooney does have a very suave image...
 

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search1ng said:
George Clooney does have a very suave image...
George Clooney is a DJ in real life. Look at his success. He only keeps growing, doesn't care what anyone else thinks. He hasn't tied himself down to one girl either, he knows better than that. He knows when you're that rich and successful you don't NEED to get married. He just gets it. He has the perfect mindset. He's pushing his years a bit too and still banging little hott 20 somethings.
 

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Scars said:
George Clooney is a DJ in real life. Look at his success. He only keeps growing, doesn't care what anyone else thinks. He hasn't tied himself down to one girl either, he knows better than that. He knows when you're that rich and successful you don't NEED to get married. He just gets it. He has the perfect mindset. He's pushing his years a bit too and still banging little hott 20 somethings.
Again, that is is his image. It's what we're allowed to see via his PR team and various magazines, movies etc.

Who knows what he's like in Real Life.

example: could be a total AFC but manages to pull hot sexy women cause he's 'George Clooney'.

Just an example though, most probably not true.

Like i said, DJ image.
 

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Personally, I think it would need to be a nerdy actor or someone of average looks.

Rob McElhenney

I think he would be pretty good because he doesn't have the best looks. He could probably pull girls though.

His main show is Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is Mac

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Scars said:
George Clooney.

Hands down.
You want to see the "Don Juan Mindset" embodied in a movie, watch "Ocean's Eleven". Clooney and Pitt play it to perfection.

Watch especially how they handle unexpected problems...how those things just become "part of the plan". The biggest failing I see from aspiring Juans on this forum is that they don't know what to do when things deviate from the script and they often panic and react in the most "AFC" way possible.\

That's why the mindset has to be natural and instinctive...because as any military person or martial arts practitioner will tell you, when all hell breaks loose, you are not going to have time to think of a proper response...you are going to revert to what is natural/habit/trained. If you are a natural "Juan", or you have trained repeatedly to be "Juan", then when sh!t hits the fan, you will respond like a Don Juan.

If you are a chump deep down, then you can PLAY Don Juan by following rote methods until the stress-level rises...then you will do what comes naturally.

All the so-called "sh!t-tests" that women devise operate on that principle. They do these things to force you to deviate from your plan, to see who you REALLY are when you don't have time to stop and think about "what a Don Juan would do".
 

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squirrels said:
You want to see the "Don Juan Mindset" embodied in a movie, watch "Ocean's Eleven". Clooney and Pitt play it to perfection.

Watch especially how they handle unexpected problems...how those things just become "part of the plan". The biggest failing I see from aspiring Juans on this forum is that they don't know what to do when things deviate from the script and they often panic and react in the most "AFC" way possible.\

That's why the mindset has to be natural and instinctive...because as any military person or martial arts practitioner will tell you, when all hell breaks loose, you are not going to have time to think of a proper response...you are going to revert to what is natural/habit/trained. If you are a natural "Juan", or you have trained repeatedly to be "Juan", then when sh!t hits the fan, you will respond like a Don Juan.

If you are a chump deep down, then you can PLAY Don Juan by following rote methods until the stress-level rises...then you will do what comes naturally.

All the so-called "sh!t-tests" that women devise operate on that principle. They do these things to force you to deviate from your plan, to see who you REALLY are when you don't have time to stop and think about "what a Don Juan would do".
Great movie.

I know it's been said a million times before but Pitt in Fight Club is the same way. Just pure epicness.

As for the whole natural thing I completely agree. That's why I am greatly against rehearsed lines. You can predict what she might say and think of a million retorts for "if she says this" but what if she just completely throws you a curveball? Or better yet, you use rehearsed lines and gain a reputation as a player, then the girl of your dreams actually comes to talk to YOU. What do you do then? Where are your rehearsed lines? You're fvcked.
 

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Huh, George Clooney is as feminine as they come. We are told that he dates women who were has beens in their country a long time ago. That looks good for Americans who like older trampy women.

Brad Pitt married a woman who once wore her husband's blood around her neck. They now adopt the world's ugliest children. Wow, way to pick your role models.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Huh, George Clooney is as feminine as they come. We are told that he dates women who were has beens in their country a long time ago. That looks good for Americans who like older trampy women.

Brad Pitt married a woman who once wore her husband's blood around her neck. They now adopt the world's ugliest children. Wow, way to pick your role models.
George Clooney is role modeled for his success. Not only that, but he hasn't been suckered into the marriage trap. George Clooney has money, he is successful, and he dates as many woman as he wants, despite everybody hounding him to finally "settle down" because of his age. I don't know which girls you are necessarily speaking of, but I'd be damn sure if George Clooney was in the middle of a room with a bunch of hott 20 year olds they would be all over his nuts. Granted his fame does have a lot to do with it, but that comes with success. He earned it. Isn't that what all DJs strive for? To be the best person and successful person they can possibly be? Sounds like a DJ to me.

As for Brad Pitt, I never claimed him to be a DJ or to have DJ qualities. But he has portrayed the part in several movies. I do not worship him or anything he does. In fact, I think Angelina has a man face and is kind of ugly.
 

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Ghosts of girl friends past had a total AFC turn into a DJ

But then at the end they basically force him into monogamy and guilt trip for his player ways :'(
 

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Marlon Brando, because he's so fvcking awesome (Man crush)
 

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harrison ford from the indiana jones series and star wars.
 

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I'm surprised no one would put Michael Cera as the lead........

But on a serious note I would have Josh Holloway (Sawyer from Lost) play the role.
He seemed like a natural DJ/badboy during the first few seasons of that show.
 

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B. Fierce said:
I'm surprised no one would put Michael Cera as the lead........
I was actually thinking about naming him :whistle:

Except in his stories he gets the girl...

BTW, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World rocked. It's a shame it did poorly in the box office.
 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He may not be the perfect male role model, but he's charismatic, he is funny as heck plenty of times, and who else was a bodybuilder, then an sucessful actor, and then governor? Not Dj in the way that he picks up girls but you could argue his life was pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCH3w_LnmHE

You don't need lots of imagination to make a kick-ass inspirational movie with him!
 

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Scars said:
George Clooney is role modeled for his success. Not only that, but he hasn't been suckered into the marriage trap. George Clooney has money, he is successful, and he dates as many woman as he wants, despite everybody hounding him to finally "settle down" because of his age. I don't know which girls you are necessarily speaking of, but I'd be damn sure if George Clooney was in the middle of a room with a bunch of hott 20 year olds they would be all over his nuts. Granted his fame does have a lot to do with it, but that comes with success. He earned it. Isn't that what all DJs strive for? To be the best person and successful person they can possibly be? Sounds like a DJ to me.

As for Brad Pitt, I never claimed him to be a DJ or to have DJ qualities. But he has portrayed the part in several movies. I do not worship him or anything he does. In fact, I think Angelina has a man face and is kind of ugly.
Uh, George Clooney is divorced. Sorry to break that news to you. Plenty of divorced men walking around America. Talia Balsam is her name. Go look it up. Maybe you should pick better role models.
http://images.broadwayworld.com/photoops/streetcararrivals/prev30.jpg
Yep. That is what your hero married.

Clooney's supposed current gf was dating this guy many many years ago.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/17/article-1200402-05B71799000005DC-90_306x423.jpg
Nice belly!!!

C'mon! Hollywood is fake! Grow up. You guys have NO CLUE what life is like in actuality.
 
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