who keeps writing these?

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The most sickening thing is that a so called "man" wrote that list. If a girl wrote it, I would have just chuckled and moved on but this is a guy.
 

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samspade said:
1. I wanna suck your c0ck. Now.
2. Let's have a threesome with my hot friend.
3. What can I cook you for dinner?
4. I'm going to vacuum, is that okay?
5. You look stressed, let me get on all fours for you.
6. You inspire me...to want to have your babies.
7. I love that you put me in my place sometimes.

etc....

This list. Is. It.
 

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You have to give credit to the source, this thing originates from huffingtonpost which should surprise absolutely no one. And just listen to the music that greets you at the author's web page... it alone should explain everything. Look at the other articles he's written too, it's the same genre of crap.

Fortunately a lot of male comments are basically the same reactions as ours...
 
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I would happily employ the chick with the warpaint in my personal 'army'.
 

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JohnChops said:
Honestly, I don't understand why these keep popping up everywhere
Fat girl fodder, they love to read things like that, and they are in the majority. It's a tough realization for men to come to today, but based on how much discretionary spending women control, old fat ones in the majority of those by far, everything you see everywhere has a pretty good likelihood of being specifically tailored to "fat girl" sensibilities. We live in a gynoculture, no doubt about it.

What they really need to title these as is, "What every woman craves to hear from her 6'3" millionaire doctor swimsuit model FWB who is instead telling her, 'let's just keep things casual and have fun, babe,' while banging her every couple of weeks when she comes over to his house, not ever taking her out, and having almost no other interactions of any kind in the interim." In that context, all these types of fluff make perfect sense.

Remember, a woman's "boyfriend" -may be- a guy she dates exclusively and has an actual relationship with, or it -may be- some dude miles above her in SMV who calls her "Tuesday" behind her back. They can rationalize pretty much any reality they want at any time, so long as it's favorable, doesn't restrict her behavior or impulses in any way whatsoever, and allows her to maintain her self-image as a "good person."
 

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dasein again.
 

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16 ways to make your girlfriend's puṣṣy cough chalk dust and turn you into a Z-Level Chump.
 

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VladPatton said:
16 ways to make your girlfriend's puṣṣy cough chalk dust and turn you into a Z-Level Chump.
Lol at chalk dust. Those bullsh!t lines will definitely keep them panties dry.
 

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Field tested all of these :

THEY ALL WORK GUYS

Holy crap im buying all these women flowers and dinner for our second date! havent even gotten a handshake though, will report back

(all sarcasm, not serious one bit)
 

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JohnChops said:
Field tested all of these :

THEY ALL WORK GUYS

Holy crap im buying all these women flowers and dinner for our second date! havent even gotten a handshake though, will report back

(all sarcasm, not serious one bit)

Don't forget to meet the parents on the first date and ask for permission before taking her to the movies.
 
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